Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There are plumbers everywhere for those with eyes to see 010
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026New heights of Boomer Dad being approached with an unwatched TV showing a livestream where a couple of guys are exchanging WW2 facts 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've never been interested in having a guard animal, but I do rest easier at night knowing that if we're ever invaded by aliens who are pretty small, move a little bit but not too fast, are cord shaped, make a quiet tapping or rustling sound, and are defeated by light chewing, my home is safe 100
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I like having a Google News alert set up for myself so that I can learn that my death in 2021 has inspired my son to earn a spot on a college swim team 100
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164312321
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Probably this discourse is going to flow out of everyone's thoughts before I have a chance to impress anyone with the one thing I know about James Fenimore Cooper's writing: the main guy is named Natty Bumppo 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Calling up every data broker to make sure that they put a note on my file that I actually hate tape worms and that's why I'm googling them so much 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026There has never been an easier decision to make than whether I would like to opt in to letting concacaf.com use tracking cookies on meconcacaf.comConcacaf | Official WebsiteThe official website of Concacaf — follow the latest news, match results, fixtures, teams and competitions. 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Held my phone in a slightly unusual way for 20 minutes 3 days ago, so naturally now I have a finger that's going to be sore for the next week/year/several lifetimes 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Wistfully remembering the time that I thought responding to a similar accusation with "I love you in different ways" would somehow work out for me. 110
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Becoming the most irritating person in the universe just by saying "treasures trove" a lot 021
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 05/06/2026big day for the Times of Northwest Indiana, shoutout to the guy I met in like 2007 who wrote their obituaries 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Failing my required workplace harassment training by repeatedly indicating that I absolutely will treat members of the NOAA uniformed corps differently than others, protected status be damned 000
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymuswarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN 149155763097
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Cutting off all your hair in a fit of pique in the middle of the night: it's not just for teenagers anymore 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Wait, you're telling me someone on a different website said something stupid and inflammatory? Impossible. And it's either someone completely non-notable who may not even exist or someone well known far and wide for saying stupid, inflammatory shit? Will wonders never cease? 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Saw a group of guys slacklining in a park. We are not ready for how powerfully 2014 things are going to get. 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Canadians are making this Georgian bus driver play Free Bird 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 10/02/2026It Could Happen to You: I appear to have gotten my household IP banned from olympics.com for the crime of opening different tabs for each of the events I was hoping to trackolympics.comWinter Olympics 2026 - News, Schedules, Results - Milano Cortina 2026Welcome to the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games website. Follow the world's top athletes as they go for gold in Italy (Feb 6 - 22, 2026). 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 21/01/2026After talking to both of my parents, I have to say that I was vastly underestimating the amount of retirement community newsletter drama currently unfolding in this country 000
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymusdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/01/2026it's the big day 8574162029
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 13/01/2026bumass rough beast, slouching everywhere. too lazy to stand up straight on your way to Bethlehem? it's your fucking hour bro disgraceful 000
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymusdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 31/12/2025pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written 5549911438
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a CopronymusDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025The Spy Museum used to be in this building, and put up James Bond villain displays in windows before they moved. Nobody replaced them. So every Christmas, Xenia Onatopp and Largo look down menacingly on shoppers. 625622
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Out with "voluntold", in with, "you have chosen, or been chosen by our benefactors" 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I will never mark an e-mail as High Importance. The recipient will know from just seeing my name that the message will be packed so full of invaluable insights and devastating bon mots that classifying it as merely highly important would seem crass. 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 10/11/2025In some sense I, too, belong here 200
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Buddy, you'd better believe I can overestimate the importance of all kinds of things. In fact, I did so easily. Do NOT try to tell me what is not possible for me to estimate, state, or rate -- under or over -- because I will always be able to. Always. 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025For sale: Quality of mercy, never strained 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Just a few weeks ago I had no idea how many people there are with the thought "what a great day to take my autogyro for a spin" in their heads at any given moment 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Once again Woke Hollywood producers have said no to the mere $750 million I need for my painstakingly detailed and highly accurate recreation of one of the most dramatic moments of the 4th century -- but with a surprising modern twist -- The Battle of the MILFian Bridge 000
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a CopronymusKiyone @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2025lol 3655521631
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymuslizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 16/09/2025please do not allow this shooting to unfairly color your opinion of people who text like they're writing a letter home from the civil war 489581
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025RIP Saint Jerome, you would have loved having your name attached to this Successories-ass motivational quote 110
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 04/08/2025And always pivoting, pivoting, pivoting toward video 020
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Conducting research into an Internet personality and immediately closing the tab upon reading "known for his spunky personality" 000
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a CopronymusSam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 22/07/2025walk-off no-swing catcher's interference 1733160
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Dennis the Peasant is possibly the most vindicated fictional character of all time 043
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Overhearing a French tourist complain about American food except for Chipotle, reminding me that the leading French taco chain is pretending to be Irish and has cheese options like boursin and raclette: o-tacos.com/en/for-the-s...o-tacos.comThe must haves - O'Tacos 000
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a CopronymusSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025wikipedia is so important 2212
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a CopronymusThomas Zauner @thomaszauner.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Please enjoy this table of possible future scenarios from a 1990s paper in a peer-reviewed journal on how to deal with nuclear waste storage in underground repositories in New Mexico. I found it while doing research for an article on nuclear waste storage. "WIPP" means "Waste Isolation Pilot Plant". 36550194
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 12/05/2025To you he may be the dullard reporter who keeps getting ratioed, but to me he's my 3rd worst boss's husband who is, if it can be believed, even smugger in person than while posting. 000
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 06/05/2025There's always more to learn about what's going on in the Catholic Church these days 110
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Budapest's tourist restaurants selling less goulash and more langos is yet another sign of the slow, sad decline of international Stew Culture 100
Reposted by Orphanotrophos f/k/a CopronymusZach W. Lambert @zachwlambert.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂 17774091407
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 29/12/2024The arc of history is long and bends toward hearing at length about what beefs your parents have with people they only see on TV 110
Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Ah, so that's why I heard someone suddenly exclaim "the sex trafficker!?" in the hallway a minute ago 100
