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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As he cums, the couch uses some AI bullshit to transform into some wildly expensive mid century modern type bullshit to make the boomers get the point, and the camera zooms out of the orifice as a lil cum drop oozes out and the campaign title fades into the shot

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

then he drops trou and says "I fucked our way into this mess, now I'm going to fuck our way out of it" and fucks ol' reliable one more time

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He takes the blame for making everything expensive and uses the boneless couch as an example of the compromises people have had to make to exist like they used to, and says that ends when he takes office, should he be re-elected.

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He says some wack shit about young people being lazy, or even something racist, BUT, plot twist, says that at the end of the day the buck stops with Trump and his excesses.

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He's walking down an obviously fake street, giving a monologue about affordability and as he reaches the climax of the ad he reveals...a boneless couch

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Picture this, October 2027, Trump dies, the nightmare continues as usual. The how and why don't matter because nothing changes. You get stuck watching an unskippable political ad because only the 1500 a month "Prime Consoooomer" tier on Netflix is No-ads now Oh god it's a JD Vance ad

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*me, on my deathbed, at the end of a fulfilling life, surrounded by loved ones* *gesture to my partner to come closer* "52 BOMBACLAAT PUSSYWAGEN CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!!" *release bowels* *die*

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why yes, I am referring to Candace Owens, how sharp of you.

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Being caught with "a dead girl or a live boy" is a rule from the 20th century and no longer applies. They can just brush it off, pray about it, and be renewed in the eyes of the god and country they pretend to represent. They will only go away when they are no longer useful to their puppetmasters.

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A gentle reminder that it doesn't matter how right wing, reactionary, fascist, or other negative identifier you want to use for the talking head you don't like...if they remain useful to their benefactors, they can be as queer, kiddy diddling, and hypocritical as they want to be.

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Vitriol Ink @vitriolink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes it does feel like that. #abdl #diaperfur

Budget meme replaces with babyfur_artist and times.
Sketching 20 minutes
anatomy 15 minutes
coloring 60 minutes
rendering a massive diaper 3600 minutes
posting 10 minutes
Someone who is good at "scheduling" please help me budget this, my queue is dying.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"

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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The dangers of white chuunibyou

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Introducing Gurpo

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The bell-curve meme and the "dig the fucking hole" meme mashed up and reborn to not be a joke anymore

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The "sudden" re-appearance of very silly liberals being clowns on social media and being magnified by right wing institutions to smear the left reveals why political commissars make sense

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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whats if Pinnochio had parents who were first cousins and said slurs in private group chats

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Instead of using the R-Slur when I get frustrated with someone being performatively pedantic in a slapfight on social media I will instead send them links to hooked on phonics tapes on Ebay. They can discover the world of reading!

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Idavox @idavox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A Familiar NJ Fascist Tries to Cause Conflict in Pennsylvania When flyers started showing up around York, PA proclaiming "White Power," folks there wanted to who was responsible. We can help with that!

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A Familiar NJ Fascist Tries to Cause Conflict in Pennsylvania

When flyers started showing up around York, PA proclaiming "White Power," folks there wanted to who was responsible. We can help with that!

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone with money wants anything to the left of hunting the poor for sport smeared as childish and unrealistic to the dumbest 9% of voters.

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only reason that anyone knows about the green hijab lady with the lucky charms essay in her Twitter bio or the lesbian bar in western Massachusetts is because the midterm elections are in less than two months.

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/09/2026

Once again: the "concerned parents of a transed child" is an abuser rights movement

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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

An implausibly busty anime girl yelling:

ANON WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHEN I SAID MEN SHOULD BE GOING TO WAR I MEANT, LIKE,
IDK. GOING OUTSIDE? NOT SITTING INSIDE GAMING AND JACKING OFF? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ANNEXED PLANS?! ARE THOSE PRISONERS OF WAR IN MY MOM'S 2003 FORD WINDSTAR?! GET EM OUTTA THERE!

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@doctorbutler.bsky.social I think I remember why that other hard drive was dead.

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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oil Crisis! Unpopular wars galvanizing student movements! Loss of trust in the office of the President! It's the Turbo 70s baby. Hopefully this will precipitate a return of dogshit Blues Rock that I love so very much.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

pissed again later at da gay club

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

they community noted my shit

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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026

Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026

Blanket response to replies from cis people telling me Dem politicians actually support trans people

Stella Sacco
@antlervel.vet
I don't want to be rude to you but we simply do not live in the same world.
5:35 PM • Sep 20, 2026

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State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler @rickglass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

reminder that The Kennedy Center is a building, you have neighbors and friends who could die tomorrow, arguably because of the same evil, I would worry about them more Especially if said friends and neighbors are trans

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