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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 8h

"In order to help with my ADHD I'm going to mediate everything I do through Claude" is another take so dogshit I had to unfollow the account that posted it.

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𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 ➡️⬇️↘️➕🍂 @doctorbutler.bsky.social · 8h

This remake was a huge downgrade. It kind of missed the point of the original. The tank-controls and limited aiming ability conveyed a sense of powerless and urgency, that's completely lost with the modernized Gears of War 3PS mechanics, and the updated graphics lose the surreal dreariness.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 9h

bro I'd totally fuck up some Reese's Puffs right now I tell you what

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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 10h

Is it a healthy sign of an industry when regular investors who haven't chosen to be baptized in datacenter wastewater manage to get a glimpse of AI frontier model financials and subsequently ask "Wait, what the fucking fuck is this?!"

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Anthropic IPO leak is insane
Company Discussion
Anthropic's leaked IPO filing shows $4.6B of 2025 revenue, a $42B net loss, Q2 2026 revenue of $11.5B, $518B of planned computing spend, and a target valuation near $2T.

Anthropic is literally projecting a -3.9:1 evaluation to profit ratio and a 174:1 evaluation to revenue ratio and then asking for two trillion dollars. I feel like I’m going insane.

I’m pulling out of the NASDQ. These numbers just don’t make sense anymore. CEOs called their own investors insane during the dot com crash for investing in companies with a 10:1 revenue to profit ratio.
We live in some bizzaro world where a company will burn hundreds of billions per quarter and we have legions of investors foaming at the mouth to throw another two trillion into the fire.

I feel like at one point there was genuinely an argument for speculating on growth, but these numbers are out of control.

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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

new version of the advert:

John Romero's
about to make
you his friend

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 11h

TIL Battle Operation 2 got a PC port. Did they yank the weird f2p timed session shit from the first game?

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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 17h

Slim Jim Guys retain the memetic knowledge gained by those who were previously fed to the water slide. #NotAllSlimJims This video just broke a hundred views, and I think that's pretty cool. 🍆 @realgamerhoursshow.bsky.social 🍕 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRaR...

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The Slim Jim Guy Freaking Dies | Dave Mirra's Freestyle BMX 2 (PS2)

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 14h

I have an adblocker for everything, so it never fully hit me that people's sense of self is mediated by the targeted ads they get. That's fucked, lol.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

Worst place to have a Smash tournament.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

This whole thing has just been a rerun of the Fable->Mythos pump and Sam Altman should probably go to jail for intentionally having his AI hack a bunch of shit.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

Recent emulator discussion has got me thinking, I feel like there's a definitive point in console history where people prefer emulating with higher resolution and better framerate VS accurately representing the original game.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

I feel like only being able to watch PG movies is a worse punishment than not being able to watch movies.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

I don't have cable so I only see TV ads when I'm in town for a funeral or something and those Liberty spots were so skin-peelingly annoying that I'm never buying lawn insurance or whatever the fuck from them on principle.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

MCU fans are the fake goth girls of fat nerds.

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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

Fraudoween IV: T H E C R U B G E B L E

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the only people who give a fuck still buy funkopops.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

f that shit tastes anything like Grape Nehi give me enough to see god.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you don't look at this and immediately hear the weird noise the shoulder cannons make you don't know what you're missing.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@doctorbutler.bsky.social referring to him as "the guy from Beyond Belief" is still killing me.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Claude is good at AAVE" might be one of the worst takes I've seen on this website.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"I love shit yum yum yum gimme all the doo doo right in my mouth mmm mmm poop" -Retro Game Man

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sony is currently innovating super hard by working on the ability to just purchase the memory of playing The Last of Us without the hassle of physical objects

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dave Mirra's Freestyle BMX 2 is up there with Street Fighter the Movie in terms of video games being funny.

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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026

Wesker Jollibee sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This shit looks like a cryptid and that's 100% appropriate.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

gay twin peaks be like "that cum you like is going to cum back in style"

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is the most cargo shorts-ass news I've seen all day.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A bunch of divorced dads just shit their pants on Facebook.

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𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 ➡️⬇️↘️➕🍂 @doctorbutler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🍝Sunday Sauce!🍝 Thanks to @dankpasta.bsky.social we can play PS2 games! Will we clash with Nobunaga in Sengoku times? Maybe we'll fight nude women in the kuso dimension? 🍝VOTE🍝 1️⃣Tough: Dark Fight 2️⃣Mai-Otome Hime: Otome Butou Shi 3️⃣Simple 2000 Series Vol. 91: The All Star Kakutou 4️⃣Sengoku Basara X

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Holy shit this motherfucker has no spine and the brain of a rodent.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People blaming Kojima for the Xbox layoffs are looking at the wrong thing. He's doing the same expensive bullshit that he's always done, which includes employing people in the exact same positions that are getting gutted out of the other studios. It's shareholder greed, plain and simple.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Testing the Worst Fightstick Known To Man | twitch.tv/dankpasta2099

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@doctorbutler.bsky.social I think I remember why that other hard drive was dead.

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They finally found a way to make Funkopops worse.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Toronto police chased down and killed a Black 19 year old named Kaleym Davy. They claimed he had stolen a car. Turns out it was a legally rented car by a family member. There should be national outrage socialistproject.ca/2026/09/just...

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Justice For Kaleym Solidarity Statement

In the early hours of August 6, 2026, Toronto police shot and killed a black 19-year-old named Kaleym Davy while he was driving a vehicle. Headlines announced his death with a widely repeated statemen...

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Worth noting Hunter S. Thompson wrote, arguably, the best piece of traditional journalism in his entire career about Salazar's assassination. 'Rumblings in Aztlan' is still important reading. scribd.com/document/422925808/1297809321-Strange-Rumblings-in-Aztlan-small-pdf share.google/vm05Tb8Khzuk...

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Jimmy Eat Arby's @dankpasta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This game contains 500% of your daily value of dudes screaming in each other's face.

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