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Eamonn

@richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're all having a drink in the afternoon.
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LET'S GOOOOOOO
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
too bad there aren't any bands from Australia
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sign O' The Times
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Pausa de Humiliacion
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’ve been so sad about Pride night and the @sfgiants.com . Not just for fans like me, but for the queer folks who work at the ballpark and in the dugout, and just want to feel safe and respected at the office.
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
we doing half-assed movie quotes now? this guy is insufferable
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me, when asked about the Giants
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 23/06/2026
I would rather lobotomize myself with a wooden kitchen spoon
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Louis C.K., Stephen A. Smith to Honor Bill Maher at Kennedy Center Event
The Mark Twain prize ceremony is set to air on Netflix July 21.
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this is so sad for a lot of reasons. get buster and vitello outta here
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
pausa de hidratación
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
magisterial!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"it may be more than tarps off if Eldridge knocks one out of here" Bryce Eldridge's walk-off grand slam with the "hog out" lead-in...
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Andy Cortez @andycortez.cool · 04/06/2026
Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They say we should turn down the heat on our nation’s political discourse but I think we should turn down the heat on our grilled cheese sandwiches. So we can, as a nation, melt the cheese before the bread gets burnt.
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Sarah Lyons @citymystic.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Me to the group chat when it’s nice out and there‘s a rooftop bar nearby
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Giants leading the league in TOOTBLAN
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Before Kobe Bryant nicknamed himself “The Black Mamba,” he considered two alternatives: “The Sheep Detective” and “The Miniature Wife.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2026
Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
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Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fuck...
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I've tried very hard to erase the 2002 world series from my memory but I still remember Garret Anderson being absolutely terrifying every time he came to the plate. RIP
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ohtani is such a baby
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wait but it was that guy's birthday tomorrow
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
O'Neil Cruz more Oh no Cruz am I right
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
baseball has two basic modes: 1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion 2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026
“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’
WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
could be problematic considering they play basketball
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
the Beatles don't license their music for shit but they do for starbucks? laaaaame
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The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is genuinely incredible
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
you will be visited by three spirits
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 12/12/2025
Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'm a complicated man. I'm generally against AI in the entertainment industry, yet I'm using AI to create my pet project (remastering the 2010 World Series video to use Tom Waits' voice instead of Rob Schneider's and replace Aubrey Huff with Jar Jar Binks)
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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Rebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Cecily / Chaide @chaide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bill Clinton on the Simpsons saying "hell, I've done it with pics. real no-foolin' pigs"
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
it's 11pm where I am right now so it's nice of the niners to let me know early on that I can probably get some sleep tonight
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mike tigas @mike.tig.as · 28/10/2025
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/10/2025
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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Eamonn @richuncleskeletonn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Kenny gotta sit this one out
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