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Nothing of interest. Living feral.

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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don’t sleep on this offer? I will take whatever sleep I can get, regardless of offer.
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Vindri @vindri.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’ve all been there
A message about a lift inspection with the unfortunate typo saying the life will be out of service.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fellow Russ enjoyers. It’s another opportunity to revisit the memories you wish you didn’t have.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.
Monks praying in the forest
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Less shots fired, more military barrage of Berlin
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
EU Supergirl. This is finally your time
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Loading up my EU4 save. I’m currently not at war, which means I will shortly be at war.
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Renee @jg-pgh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
so, quick 🧵: Mme Applebottom & her offspring were bullied out of their homes by chonky male groundhog around July 25th. idk where the kids went, but Mme went ACROSS THE STREET to a neighbors shed. 4 small children, 3 dogs, a cat, & playing Frogger daily was apparently the safer choice! 😬
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would probably just take someone else’s car if this was inconvenient. I wonder if the devs have considered that.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
EU4. You either die a hero, or live long enough to commit war crimes.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@paperghost.bsky.social in 2019
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
EXT: Day. The grave of Noel Edmonds. A figure lies face down in the freshly dug soil, sobbing inconsolably. CAPTION: GREYFRIARS BLOBBY.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This whole Joshua bone hill has just reminded me of Neil Hamilton bringing dank memes to ukip
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Out at Alton Towers having time of my life with my entire body, which is just out of frame.
A picture of myself taken on nemesis at Alton towers. My face and part of my upper body are out of frame
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We exist in a world where Grant Shapps is seen as a better choice. A for whom the least of his crimes is when he claimed to have read the withdrawal agreement while having ten separate cups of coffee doing so.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If climate change isn’t real, then explain why I’ve had to put shorts on again.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No it fucking didn’t
An app notification for Amazon saying your wardrobe called. It’s ready for brighter days
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When WWF (World Wildlife Fund) won their trademark case against WWF (World Wrestling Federation), they slightly altered the panda on their logo to look a bit more smug
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@roguepenguin.bsky.social are you a pigeon?
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As I’ve just been reminded about civ 1, I have also remembered the actors making up the high council in civ 2. An fmv fever dream
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Big news everyone. I’ve just found out that I’m a Polish socialist
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Engage me in debate good sir. I have marvellous considerations to make in yonder marketplace of ideas
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Someone is extreme happy about England scoring. I think I can hear them from a mile away
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When will this heat end? People can see my knees
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Godzilla ruins a lot of people’s lives but I do think when he emerges out of the sea everyone has to be like yay it’s Godzilla
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
he's not even a real bin
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Derek Guy has finally come for me. It was a good run while it lasted.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So that dinner you were putting off making only needed 20-30 minutes prep. Part 317 in an ongoing series
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’ll just have a little dig around this bramble to see why it keeps coming back. Oh no. Oh no no no. The roots are too deep. Burn it. Burn it with fire.
A bramble growing in the gardenA series of roots that have been uncovered. The longest of which snapped while trying to remove it. The snapped off part is three quarters the length of my house
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Issuing a heatwave warning. Please make sure you, family, and pets are hydrated and have shelter.
A picture of my legs. I have shorts on.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’ve changed back from shorts to Jeans. Summer is officially over.
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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The planet of the bass guy aka kyle gordon
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Backrooms 2: My neckrooms, my backrooms
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Without even involving AI, I’ve seen a scenario where a guy who was minding his own business, doing one specific thing for maybe 10-20 years or so took voluntary redundancy. Guess who returned a year ish later as a contractor because no one else had been doing that one specific thing.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
In my “I want to buy fancy plates from Spode” time of life
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Are you truly gaming if you’re not building a spreadsheet at the same time?
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is true in the same way I used to say that one of my cats existed on a spiritual level we couldn’t comprehend.
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My generation is haunted by the past
An advert for an epipen cooler features "Simple operation" logo of two hands pulling on a cog, which both makes no sense (people don't stretch cogs) and resembles something unpleasant from the early days of the web
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We would like to increase your home insurance by 22%, unless you make the vaguest suggestion of leaving, at which point we will reduce the increase to 0%
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We didn’t know that Geocities was the peak. Everything was so new, how could we have known? Also, play hypnospace outlaw for a view of sorts on how things used to be.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m sad to announce that, after the police deployed facial recognition technology at yesterday’s Unite The Kingdom march, my thumb has been arrested.
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just finished a speedrun on a game about organising a magical library. Unsure if this is good or bad tbh
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Rich @richfiend.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
England Castille France The Ottomons Muscovy Lucca
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I was feeling a little down then i remembered I could eat some cheese about it
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