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@rich-bryant.uk
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 10/10/2026
Yeah
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 09/10/2026
I wonder if it’s Matt Goodwin’s owl. Let’s ask Sandra.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 09/10/2026
Matt Goodwin: REPLACING CHURCHILL? WITH AN OWL?!?
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 09/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 08/10/2026
Everyone: it’s impossible to do starter->exotic grain sourdough in four hours Me and ABE: lol lmao
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 08/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 08/10/2026
Remain outside?
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 08/10/2026
Can’t quote @danielsugarman.bsky.social (and I think everyone understands that) but if Rupert Lowe is now against folic acid in bread then he is by default in favour of a higher infant death rate. Which means he can expect full support from Private Eye.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 08/10/2026
Or pretty much anything but luckily we have the civil service to provide expert advice
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 08/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
As does this : hmmm.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
That’s a lot of words not to say “weed farm”
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
Wasting away, too weak to move.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
Can’t really argue with any of this.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
Not only did he specifically order beans and poached eggs which were not on the menu in an Italian café, he then complained about them despite also saying they were “delicious actually”. This guy is an asshole.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
Racist or U2 fan? Who can say.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
Except also yes.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
Or, it was always terrible but the chassis is both beautiful and rustproof, a Volvo P1800. And you’d be completely rebuilding the suspension anyway due to the weight distribution with batteries.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 07/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 06/10/2026
It’s such a shame that Jeffrey Archer is dead
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 06/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 06/10/2026
Reece Dinsdale, soldier hero.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 06/10/2026
Also I’m pretty sure all stock market reporting is a conspiracy
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 06/10/2026
A few days ago I remembered that AC Mirage exists and last night I ragequit playing it because it is a hateful game that hates you. So in the hope of being less annoyed of an evening, I started watching Spooks.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 05/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 05/10/2026
If you read “incredibly” as “no sane person would ever believe this story” then….
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 05/10/2026
I have just seen That Mitchell & Webb Look sketch where David is some kind of cunnilingus savant and he’s confidently explaining it to Rob and most of me wants to laugh but the small demon in my mind keeps waving a certain photo
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 05/10/2026
New Julie just dropped, lads
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 05/10/2026
And yet
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 05/10/2026
I just think there’s something very wrong with online cyclists
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 05/10/2026
It’s 3am and I’m awake so here’s a complete fucking idiot.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 04/10/2026
Honestly, it’s such a surprise that the tories have done something pathetic and stupid
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 03/10/2026
Spectro paid five bucks for a blue tick on X, the fascist child sex site.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 03/10/2026
I don’t think Flora Watkins has any right to judge my dog, with her aspirational name and her FT byline.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 03/10/2026
Same cutter for both sides, I especially like this touch. And the biscuit is viennoise.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 03/10/2026
Made a few jammy dodgers. Take that, Bake Off.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 03/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 03/10/2026
Half my timeline is men complaining about clothes
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
Gf: guess where I am Me: if it’s the beach, we need to get something done about those seagulls Her: berk
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
Who the ACTUAL FUCK bought a race tuned 6.2l supercharged V8 with an idiot box in it?
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
I’m calling that a win.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
lol, still no
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
I haven’t give this that much thought but I’m convinced that any party in government (as the LDs were) with a referendum that obviously favours them will be told to go fuck itself. And you know what?
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
Although I would say that.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 02/10/2026
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