Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 13hI am reminded of how everyone I've ever hated on Desert Island Discs has chosen Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" Or, to out it another way, I am sure AI has gotten very good at churning out close facsimiles of Coldplay. 130
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have watched maybe half a dozen of those shows and you all have far too much free time. 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I respect dietary requirements, and do my best to accomodate them, but why do folk with said requirements insist on ordering the hardest things to alter? Menu: *has many naturally gluten free dishes* Coeliac person: can I have a gluten free version of the most gluteny dish on the menu please 210
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Very much looking forward to Nick Robinson explaining how this illustrates the legitimate concerns of the working class and Shabana Mahmood deciding that the only reasonable response is to deport all Nurses not called Smith. 042
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Will Lauren Laverne's Six of the best feature follow the format il9f four screamingly obvious ones and two deeper cuts to state muso credentials? (Yes) 100
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have just checked the Spurs score. My days. Go on the women. 130
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We're not fucking rehabilitating Sunak guys. He was all-in on the demonisation. 051
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yes, yes, laugh it up everyone, but you won't find it so funny when we win the Championship next season. #COYS 030
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fucking hell. The kleptocratic gerontocracy are out in force on the news this morning. "The country is headed in the wriong direction", indeed. And why might that be, lads? 020
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Enya The Road festival, where people sit around reading Cormac McCarthy novels to the haunting strains of Orinoco Flow. 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I, for one, am stunned to learn that the security services may not always tell the truth. 000
Reposted by Matt FallaizeZoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So Reform have launched an app that tracks small boats arriving in the UK in real time, and already their supporters are complaining that it's boring because there are hardly any boats. They are SO close to getting it. 15748189
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We've held a village referendumstatic.klipy.comradiohead burn the witchALT: radiohead burn the witch 130
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That BBC ad from thirty years ago had completely ruined Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" for me, as now I can never hear it without attempting to do the voices. 241
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 15/09/2026TL is half and half Spurs Sturm und Drang and people laughing at Ed Sheeran. 120
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I really don't think I have anything to add to the Kash Patel dog-fucking thing. It's so far beyond wtf that I lack the necessary tools to properly engage with it. It's rough. 330
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As I understand it the logical next step of this vastly amusing Macklemore/Sheeran imbroglio is for Macklemore to release a diss track accusing Sheeran of not being a good egg. Or, failing that, a nonce. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That BBC ad with Mark Chapman going "We've heard from the pundits, we've heard from the pkayers, how are YOU feeling" gets right on my nerves. Don't give a fuck what Alan from Kidderminster is feeling tbh. Soliciting the opinions of the public is the worst thing to happen to sports broadcasting. 230
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh no the Americans are talking about what the British left is again. This is bound to end well. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My personal view of the Norman conquest is that without it you'd all have been deprived of me, and what sort of a life is that? 110
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 10/09/2026DON'T LOOK AT THE HAUNTED HOUSE EVERYONE IS SHARING IT'S COMING FOR YOUR SOUL. 101
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Lol, I work in hospitality, which means I've existed in a state of arrested adolescence for the last thirty years. I'll have a midlife crisis when I retire. So, never, because hospitality. 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Today programme are going to be tying themselves in fucking knots tomorrow trying to parse this one #blackshorts 000
Reposted by Matt FallaizeMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’. 23743331489
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ahahahahahahahahaha, they're actively trying to lose aren't they. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If any of those lads fancy it, you have a standing invitation to come over here and we'll have a square go. Contemptible. 021
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I get the feeling it's going to be a good day on here. 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I expected something really silly from them, but "a hoax funded by foreign climate change activists" is absolutely priceless. It's almost "okay, this is bad, we've lost a lot of support, what can we say to shore up the nutters?" 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Don't think I need to repost the Channel 4 Farage thing cos literally all of you have. Blimey, though. Should be a career-ender. Almost certainly won't be. 041
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Movie, 20 etcstatic.klipy.comRushmore: Jason Schwartzman's Iconic LineALT: Rushmore: Jason Schwartzman's Iconic Line 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Listen, dickhead, if growing up in benignly agnostic England has taught me owt, it's "doing God's work" means occasionally rocking up for cake, donating the odd bottle of not-too-shit wine for a raffle and not being a dick about having a sing-song at Christmas. Anything else is Notions 162
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just popping in to say I have no strong feelings either way about what Keir Starmer does kthnx. 130
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Had to nip on to FB for work. The Echo had a climate change story and I made the mistake of clicking on the comments. Complete denial. Wall to wall. Memes of Burnham going "I only talk about this to distract you from the boats"fuck sake there's a lot of dangerously fucking thick people out there. 010
Reposted by Matt FallaizeDER SPIEGEL @spiegel.de · 27/08/2026Ihre »Polka Dots« machten sie weltberühmt: Nun ist die japanische Künstlerin Yayoi Kusama im Alter von 97 Jahren gestorben.spiegel.deYayoi Kusama ist tot: Weltberühmte japanische Künstlerin mit 97 Jahren gestorbenIhre »Polka Dots« machten sie weltberühmt: Nun ist die japanische Künstlerin Yayoi Kusama im Alter von 97 Jahren gestorben. 0225
