Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 56mIiiiii have always been here Iiiiii have always been behind these eyes Except when I wasn’t which was often but not by choice 010
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 59mOut Of Space by the Prodigy- Thesis + Antithesis == Synthesis. Seriously, drum that and tell me I’m wrong. 000
Reposted by RichJon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 1hCrowdfunder to buy Brandreth a plane ticket to Mar-a-Lago. 0142
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 1hThe only sandwich anyone ever made a whole movie about. And it deserves it! 110
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 1hSomebody needs a Cubano in their life and I’ll do a bake-along with a proper Cuban bread tomorrow if anyone’s interested. 241
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hIn any case, it’s hardly fair to define a bloke by three years of his life that he had no say in. 010
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hOh, it’s probably got a million screens inside, none of which will survive a bored toddler or dog. 020
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hactually Chicken Katsu Curry came from attempting to replicate the curry sauces used in British naval rations but ok 000
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hAnd that’s okay! Because any speed bump will scrape them off the bottom and probably also your fucking batteries. 110
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hOn the practical side, the visibility is definitely for shit and the bonnet’s so long you won’t be able to see past it. It would be commonly seen with small children stuck in the grille, if it had a grille. They’ve thought of that though, so you’ll just crush them underneath. 120
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hI don’t want to come straight out and say it looks like some sort of postmodern slipper but… it does. 561
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hIt was a good experiment! Problem was, after a Monster Munch doughnut you needed a normal iced doughnut to clean your palate. 000
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hDoes this lend weight to the idea that the only hope for Kemi is for Ed Davey to be revealed as a secret Iranian mullah? 010
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hCouple of years back I made doughnuts with a pickled onion Monster Munch icing for Halloween. They were actually ok but so unexpected that I don’t think I’ll do them again. 100
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4h@katie0martin.ft.com - Norway banning nonce goggles from various places. 040
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hNo, I was casual labour if you can call their mental shifts casual. Now I’m catching up on bread orders and trying to sweet-talk the local pubs into buying from me. 210
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hIs it “because DOGE fired all those people due to having absolutely no fucking clue what they were doing” 171
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hstatic.klipy.comDean Winchester's Exasperated SighALT: Dean Winchester's Exasperated Sigh 030
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hOne reason I’m happy not to be working at the hellhole on the Swindon road anymore is that I’m so old I still refer to the microwave as the jukebox and it confuses the children they employ. 220
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4h🎶now listen doctor, please lend me your ear I know that you will think of me a liar But I got all these burns around my rear From a six foot horny Jesus made of fire🎶 Oh shit, I have the tune in my head now too. 130
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hare you suggesting that it’s feasible for there to be evidence of a six foot horny jesus made of fire 120
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 4hYou are all of you a contributing factor to the infantilisation and nannying nature of public discourse and I’m afraid there’s no cure beyond your immediate painful death. 340
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 5hNot doing Bond On The Toilet jokes because I strongly believe that everyone over the age of eight who uses cutesy terms like “poo” should be shot in the head. And everyone who says “poop” should be burned at the stake. 6100
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 5hUnlike, for example, the NHS who couldn’t be arsed to do a death certificate for 48 hours after notification thus leading to an inquest and police investigation in a stage four terminal cancer death. 010
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 5hWe did this and honestly, the funeral directors were the single most helpful and competent organisation encountered we encountered throughout. 110
Reposted by RichChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 5hIf you want a direct crem, arrange one through your local funeral director and crem. This way you can still be visited instead of being whisked off. Most local directs take you through the front door and place you on the catafalque. They may even be cheaper than Pure. metro.co.uk/2026/10/05/a...metro.co.ukMortuary that can hold 700 bodies branded a 'human conveyor belt'The huge storage facility, which can hold up to 700 bodies in racks five coffins high, is headed by Pure Cremations. 1103
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 6hAppalling. The civilised way to deal with this would be to simply use him to feed the bad guys disinformation. 110
