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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 59m

That's the way my wife looked when she ordered fajitas but they forgot to bring her shredded cheese

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Codec, ProtoDrone of the Waveform Conglomerate / ⬡-Drone #0621 @skerrets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Still $125 in the hole from last month, shit like our wireless headphones and computer mouse are half-broken and it's looking like we're not gonna be able to do anything on our birthday on 14th for a third year in a row. Please, everything helps. www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ark...

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juno Rylee Stump-Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 24/09/2026

hey all my journalism is free. here's a thread of everything ive published since the Red Scare took my bylines and forced me to go independent --------- tip links venmo.com/u/junoschultz Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail ko-fi.com/junostump and Patreon.com/junorylee for cool extras

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.

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Damned To Hellgore 🐦‍⬛ (andrew elmore) @elmore.zone · 23/09/2026

Updating this while I sit by the phone waiting to hear back from a recruiter to see if they have anything yet, still. I feel like I'm losing what's left of my mind in search of something very basic that no longer exists. I always hate asking, but invoices are coming in too slow and too small. Still.

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Donate to Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat, organized by Andrew Elmore

Hey there! I'm Andrew, this is my wife Savannah. We have two kids, and we're… Andrew Elmore needs your support for Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,

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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just gonna throw it out there, I have a birthday coming up so, if anyone wants to help me with my mountain of medical debt or just.. do something nice for me this month, it would be very cool of you. (links in the quote) bsky.app/profile/redc...

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Porco Rossolini @porcorossolini.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hey yall still really need some help $0/200

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!

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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11

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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 07/09/2026

the most realistic part of the metal gear saga is the military industrial complex's dogged, decades-long dedication to developing and testing a weapon that has never, ever, ever won a fight

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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026

If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This guy has an entire TikTok dedicated to asking AI basic simple questions and showing how completely fucking inept and useless it is. This shit can’t even count to 100. It’s not conscious!

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oo, baby, I like Shatraw Yeah, baby, I like Shatraw

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

really into this guy who krumps to various songs while singing said songs a cappella

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

if my dumb ass ever made you laugh, paypal apocalypsemaud@gmail.com - the world is burying me in cat and car and teeth! I can't be funny if these bills kill me! haha no but seriously now's the time to HELP if you want to Help please Help

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Meow Fuji" by Lim Heng Swee

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 24/08/2026

white supremacists giddy because the WNBA stuff allows them to act on their hatred of black people, women, and trans people all at once in a bigotry hat trick

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

::Glenn Danzig voice:: The Burrito of Disease awaits your noontime meal

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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Karen's an awesome visual artist as well as a razor-sharp social critic & activist. She shouldn't have to be living rough like this. if you're outside Canada & can't e-transfer her directly, you can paypal or ko-fi me & say "For Karen Ward" & i'll pass it on we need voices like hers more than ever

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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

fine fine i admit ;-; i need help please

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

::Fable NPC voice:: "Ew thar goes tha chicken chasa!"

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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 04/09/2023

A fox/chicken/grain scenario except it’s a small shoulder bag, a pint of raspberry ice cream damp with condensation, a mint in-box Vincent Price action figure that will warp and stain if it gets wet, and the inevitability of my own aging and death which won’t change no matter what I eat or buy.

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Dr. Hammond's name in the original draft of Jurassic Park

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This post made me realize Reacher and the Yakuza games maybe aren't that far removed tonally and thematically

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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 06/08/2026

if you think about it, Flock is a company that operates "little free libraries" for precious metals

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If nothing else its extremely on brand for the moderate wing of the Democratic party to relish losing

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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 28/07/2026

I asked, what kind of double nickel dog party is a man, anyways? i said- he just looked at me like a pig in summertime, so i said, jack, mans a kind of crazy secrets pile! dropped my wine, that spooked- it made him jumpy- he attacked me with a chain, so i killed him. thats just how it was back then

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AndaliteBandit @andalitebandit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Now I'm imagining Spawn walking up to Slenderman and Momo doing a sweaty "Hello, fellow kids!" routine and dropping a bunch of SCP Foundation referances.

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Headsize was probably about right for Tracey Ullman-era bart

A still from one of the original Tracey Ullman era Simpson's shorts. Bart is laying in bed and has a large fat head.

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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Gary K. Wolf •
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica.
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.

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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 16/07/2026

Worth a minute of your time, I promise. (Sound on.)

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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 13/07/2026

i'm literally not being sick on purpose. disability programs ignoring my serious health problems is not my fault. i know a lot of you are probably uncomfortable seeing a sick trans woman be this vulnerable online all the time, but i know i don't deserve this.

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Darth Wendy Malak @rhilpollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This is like the perfect promo pic from an obscure but beloved British sitcom of that era

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