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@rezblot.bsky.social
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you decline the feminine power your body morphs like elon mush
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
oh thats fine i don't think anyone needed that money anyways
Trump does not plan to reimburse taxpayers for promotional ads
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Boo scares someone hard af & shoves tongue in their 😱 mouth + sucks out their soul. Piranha plants can have the rest. Someone who came with me to the ghost house is already a ghost now & decides it's my turn. I'm bridal carrying a buddy who sprained their ankle but boo flies through me & eats em
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Homie starts vanishing head down in a loud slurp & by the time I turn around they're totally gone. I'm spooked and run for the exit but a thwomp blocks the way .. (or thwomp eats 2nd guy? 🤔 from above?) Those green bubbles from smw evaporate the floor underfoot & guess who's waiting below?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You will now write me a 1,500-word essay on how you shall serve me. Begin
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/09/2026
People get confused about the trans sports thing because at a glance it seems like a small issue that impacts a very small number of people and thus makes sense as a "reasonable" concession. But it isn't, because conceding that is accepting that a kid's trans identity is on some level fraudulent
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very convincing scene, thank you. I don't know which to fantasize: mana is physically massive & so also shrunken, or a surprise mana-drain + transformation spell. I like both. If it were me, though, I might have simply swallowed the 2nd ring as well. Maybe keep it as a body piercing..
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”
Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/09/2026
nathan fielder is way too good at this shit
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Imperfection is our baseline. Forgive yourself. You are deserving of love and affection. What might you tell a friend who described being in this situation or feelings to you? It sounds like you need emotional coregulation with people you trust. It is ok to be hurt. We all help each other through.
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Keep notes of your unusual experiences & what you have or haven't tried. You may discover something simple. Do what you know helps you to heal. Stretch, walk.. don't talk badly to yourself. Bodies are weirdly magical. Doctors mostly just rule things out and maybe say you're fat 🤷‍♂️ or old.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Over the years, video games have become more complex and less accessible to the general public. We at Nintendo have the solution. Introducing the Nintendo Switch 2 Beginner Controller. Available later this year for $79.99.
The Nintendo Switch 2 Beginner Controller, with the only button you need
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier
Bird in a yellow pyramid shaped mesh travel carrier with a zipper on one side
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
people who use ai for businesses baffle me. do they not read what these produce? do they not think this is decieving customers? it makes tou look lazy and i think you deserve to fail as a business
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👩‍⚖️🔨⚖️🔜
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One time I almost finished watching a movie
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 14/08/2026
been thinking about this all day
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is my main bull shit
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Try cetirizine
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Peak pong
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spreading bad spirit and unrest like the Grinch of Little Tiny Ass Dicks because I feel unincluded and can't sleep over the noise
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You are definitely one of the first I can remember seeing it but I could never tell you when that was. Time is crazy
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
damage numbers are so good istg shit drives me nuts
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 19/07/2026
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE.

An angel on Brent's shoulder tells him: "Don't play the new Crazy Taxi game! It's made by Generative A. I."
A devil on his other shoulder pokes him with a pitchfork and says: "He's right. Get me a beer"
Brent walks down the stairs. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer"
Brent is grabbing a beer from the fridge. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 25/07/2026
when i say "regime bureaucrat office lady" i mean specifically this. like this is her. the recurring regime character
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You must be at least this tall to chat
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Homeless Harrod
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ocarina of time gold skulltula token
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's one tooth Michael what could it cost? $10?
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
When you can fly you can get away with 3 beans or less. Mewtwo's law
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i keep thinking about this once in a while, might be the realest thing Taro has ever said
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy Birthday, America! (2026)
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Helen | Vei4 demo in fall 2026 @helenicchi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Person lending an hand to the viewer with a text in the front saying "let's make imperfect art together"
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
EZ
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is really a talent of yours not sure if you're aware
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Suraj has a point.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.
I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk.

Rita Monaghan, 9

I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die.

Jennifer Turner, 8
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is exceptional stuff
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rezblot.bsky.social @rezblot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I can play deadlock maybe two or three times a week then I'm cooked unless it's a really good version. Hits my shooting and moba itch but the version patches are all over the place
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