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if git history must be rewritten, let it be rewritten. become what you must. become binary-free

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
for a minute @hurricanexyz.bsky.social has been saying that Legend of the Galactic Heroes is his favorite piece of political theory and now that I am 15 hours into the series I get it. i’m totally Yang Wen-li-pilled.
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strong armor
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Lionel Hutz meme with a card bearing the Japanese text "Ocha? No, Mizu!"
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andreas and Caspar talking to Gert in big head mode in Pentiment
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chrome @leftcrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
extremely glad i'm not alone in finding this hysterical www.tumblr.com/lucabyte/823...
wolverine is speaking japanese using "watakushi" to refer to himself

the reader (lucabyte on tumblr) thinks "fucking WATAKUSHI?? 'chan' even?" but is "aware that this is simply a consequence of 1970s writers only having access to professional formal language-learning materials and not* an actual character writing choice" with the aside "*though is, in theory, still appropriate here as he's seemingly trying to be polite? but be for real please. its wolverine. he'd use oira." and then concluding "AND YET, Cannot stop thinking about the world in which this is literally his chosen pronoun and mode of speaking in japanese." with a thought balloon imagining the scenario with the header "white boy SHOCKS by speaking to teammates in perfect 'Polite Young Woman'" and a drawing of wolverine speaking to a very confused and nervous kwannon and his speech bubble is the ヽ(*⁀▽⁀*)ノ emoticon
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 12/08/2026
"what if they made simpsons porn illegal" comic but it's "zero escape" "psychic time travel" "one escape"
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/08/2026
Me: Everyone’s allowed to interpret art as they see fit, there’s no right way of interpreting art YouTube Comment: I strive to be like Tony soprano, the hero of the show Me: ok there’s limits though
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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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ten thousand knife soup @renleve.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
rock concert movement #237.5: tagging in masaaki endo four minutes and seven seconds after launching your rock opera youtu.be/TFsAT5TtzSg?...
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[グラブル] Granblue Fantasy OST - Raskeid & Hewle (ラスケィドとフューレBGM)
YouTube video by Decim
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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
GREAT BALL OF LIGHTNIGN IS CAUGGHT ON RED MAGGOTS!!?? YOU KNOW WHAT WIL HAPPEN!!! YOY KNOW WHAT WI LL HAPPN ! ! ! AND YOUU DID IT ANYWAY!! ! HOW DOE S A BALL OF LIGHTNING EVEN EAT MAGGOTS?? AR E YOU TRYING TO PROVOKE ME?? B I G MIS TAKE! ! ! ! !
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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
NER LAR DOR IS CAUGHTT ON RED MAGG OTS ! ! ! ! YOU WERE WA RNED!! ! ! ! ! YOU WE RE WARNNED ! ! ! !!! NOW W YOU WILL SEEE WHAT HAPPENS ! !!!!!!!
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
backward long jump
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lollll
Powerpoint quoting a 2018 panel as to why they only publish mahjong manga
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/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🚨NEW DOC ALERT🕹️ The History & Evolution of Massively Multiplayer Games We talk to @raphkoster.bsky.social about the history of group play, how MUDs became MMOs and the evolution of online worlds. WATCH HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHu7...
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The History & Evolution of Massively Multiplayer Games (with Raph Koster) - /noclip
YouTube video by /noclip
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A grid that lists the girls of Azumanga Daioh and Lucky Star and classifies each of them as being Boke, Tsukkomi (comparatively), Moe through helplessness, Seemingly "perfect" at first glance.

A third row has been added featuring the Super Metroid bosses. Phantoon is a boke, Draygon is a tsukkomi (comparatively), Kraid is moe through helplessness, and Ridley is seemingly "perfect" at first glance
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fw @frwthr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
how it feels accidentally finding a safe spot in a shmup
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 17/07/2026
Just a note to say: that ex-wife speaking out about her abusive ICE ex-husband is braver than all of ICE put together. No question at all.
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ten thousand knife soup @renleve.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the three documents this nation was built on was the declaration of independence, constitution and script of twin peaks
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"You know what they call 'Windjammers' over there?" "They don't call it 'Windjammers'?" "Nah they call it Flying Power Disc"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/07/2026
ahhahahah they did a new AI 2027 called “AI 2040” that begins basically saying that in 2027 “most of the work of AI agents will be slop.” Turns out the thing that everybody took seriously was just dogshit science fiction written by imbeciles
2027: The Writing on the Wall
America has two workforces now. The first is people, 165 million of them.
The second is Al agents: millions of copies spun up and shut down every hour, working around the clock at superhuman speeds.
Most of their work is slop. But enough of it is good that people are paying ten billion dollars a month for Als that can, in theory at least, do anything on a computer that an employee can.
There is one job the AI companies want to automate more than any other-their own. They haven't succeeded yet; no recursive self-improvement so far.!
But they seem to be getting closer, and they're pulling up the ladder behind them: the strongest coding Als refuse to help competitors with AIR&D. Ever as the most bullish employees admit that things are taking a bit longer than planned, the skeptics notice that their usual dismissals are starting to ring hollov Why exactly will Al never be able to do my job? What's the barrier again?
Congress is starting to pay more attention. They've long been hearing about Al: datacenters using too much water,
, chatbots encouraging suicide, Mythos
hacking NSA systems-and of course, tech industry lobbyists warning that any whiff of regulation will make America immediately lose the race with China and spend the rest of history as a CCP tributary state."
Now they step back and ask: Where are we going with this? What does the world look like five, ten, or fifteen years from now? Will there still be jobs?
What if there aren't?
One question weighs especially heavily on their minds: Who will control all these Als?
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 08/07/2026
absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers
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Pernelle. 🦚 @pernelle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
⌛️ YEUL'S THEME from FINAL FANTASY XIII-2 ⏳ cover by 🪉 @nicolewtchang.bsky.social 🎤🪈 @pernelle.bsky.social « Visions of love, my only hope... » (composed by Naoshi Mizuta 🤍) #ff13 @square-enix-games.com YouTube link ⬇️
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cya❤️‍🩹cagliostro's wife @cagayc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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ten thousand knife soup @renleve.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my man youtu.be/i5x2hm7Epdc?...
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Guillaume Broche : le nouveau GOAT du jeu vidéo est français | Jeux Vidéo Club
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer
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That Tom Hall @thattomhall.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ANACHRONOX IS 25! And I am releasing the full story! Check out my fun little adventure! www.instagram.com/p/DaHIHYIBYHU/ #anachronox #retrogaming #games #doom #wolfenstein #riseofthetriad #commanderkeen #rpg
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 26/06/2026
Screenshot from gamefaqs:

Forum post, titled "Why is this game called Myst and not Mist?"
First post is "Is this because of communism?" by Acro 17 years ago
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
laptop overheating so i fix
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ten thousand knife soup @renleve.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
(while arresting you for being alive within one kilometer of hyuna) 거품 처럼 커진 맘을
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ten thousand knife soup @renleve.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
human: hey! i bought one character from a DLC pack five minutes ago. after powering on the hardware i learned that that DLC is on sale and costs negligibly more than i spent on the one character customer support bot: First-line LLM! Sadly, LLMs cost too much, so I'll fail closed. Fuck you. Fuck off
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Isaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
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ten thousand knife soup @renleve.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
from time to time gmail search deploys me into shit i posted on livejournal at the ripe age of 17 when i was railing at the inevitable union of Iran, Russia and China as an anti-democratic oil cartel, unalert to Gender Studies and had really fucking strong opinions about Video Game Journalism
Hitman: Contracts (as its father before it) is a highly intellectual
game, which explains why no reviewer got it. "You can blast through this
game on Normal difficulty in, like, four hours! What's with that?" Um...
maybe, just maybe, you're not <i>supposed</i> to be running and gunning
through this game? You've been provided with a series of innovative and rewarding gameplay experiences and you're trying to play them like
fucking <i>Halo</i>. I watch with dismay as Cro-Magnon man is provided a
plate of caviar and smears it all over himself to keep out the chill. It
took me six hours to dominate the first three missions at the top stealth
level on the top difficulty setting and <i>I'd do it again</i>. Yes, the
AI can be a bit wonky in firefights, but if you're in a situation where
you're exchanging fire with a security detail you've already failed
miserably.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
RFK is so relentlessly full of shit on anything remotely medical or scientific.
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 13/06/2026
In these trying times, everyone needs some Kiryu Moods
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/06/2026
My name is Samuel Altman. I'm 40 years old. My house is in the Russian Hill section of San Francisco, where all the villas are. I work as the CEO of OpenAl, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but l occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
6//2026: East 1
The next PRIDEMONTH iterated with the letters R-O-N spelled out in different pride flag colors. A picture of Akagi from the series by  Nobuyuki Fukumoto is looking directly at the viewer from the bottom of the image
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/05/2026
watching the chuds turn literally everything into Gender at all times is so exhausting and stupid figuring out that You Don't Have To Do That is, I believe, the single most helpful realization a young man can make, it's such an enormous life improvement to just embrace what you actually like
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Literal Ham @literalham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Parente, who was a federal prosecutor for 15 years, said he had never heard of anything as bad as the conduct in the Broadview Six grand jury sessions. He said that while he has not yet been able to review the unredacted transcripts, Judge April Perry gave a summary in court of her impressions. She said she had reviewed thousands of pages of grand jury transcripts in her career and had never seen anything worse than what she saw in these pages.

Parente said during the grand jury sessions, prosecutors used vouching, which he called a "101 no-no for any prosecutor," kicked out grand jury members who disagreed with them, did not disclose that a No True Bill – which indicates no indictment – had been returned to either the defense or the public. Parente also said that after receiving the No True Bill from one grand jury, they re-presented their case after excluding grand jurors who disagreed with them. The grand jury then returned a True Bill to indict the "Broadview Six."
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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE
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Sailor Steam @sailorsteam.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Modified Wisconsin flag with the forest spirit's head from princess mononoke below the FORWARD and with lady eboshi shooting her gun in place of the rest of the crest
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender. AOC: I think it’s funny that he’s been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Digging for Isix: A Digital Pictures History premieres publicly on my channel tomorrow (Saturnday) at Noon EDT. Hope to see you there! youtu.be/QM-I1G_UEr0?...
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Digging for Isix: A Digital Pictures History
YouTube video by PandaMonium Reviews Every NTSC-U Sega Saturn Game
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 08/05/2026
The Washington Post is just so profoundly embarrassing now
WAPO Op/Ed headline: You can earn a billion dollars
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 05/05/2026
Chort
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ten thousand knife soup @renleve.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
sending the robot vacuum to the room the cat is yapping in like an israeli bulldozer
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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