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Remy Porter

@remyporter.bsky.social
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A harmless addition to your daily breakfast. Editor @ TheDailyWtf.com. I have a hayseed clenched in my teeth and am wearing overalls, because I'm very technically a farmer now. Signal: remyporter.05

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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 22h
The space fetus in the opening credits of PBS Nova terrified me. I had to leave the room during the credits.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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🎃 𝔖𝔢𝔞𝔫 𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔬 ✒️📖🎲🦺🚉 @seanfranco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
photo of a letters page in a magazine, focused on a portion reading:

TECH enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.
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David Andersen @daveandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Speaking of unions being good www.ibew29.org/political-ac... The workers at Duquesne Light (pittsburgh's electric power utility) are striking for the first time in 80 years.
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Strike Map
Learn why organizing matters — better pay, benefits, and protections for IBEW Local 29 members across western Pennsylvania.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in the wake of MeToo there were newspaper op-eds every single week accusing the movement of “going too far” and based on the last few days we know definitively that this was all horseshit
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember when grey goo scenarios were the sci-fi apocalypse du jour, and the "AI will kill us all" is just that but at a macro scale.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abstract photography
Abstract photograph in purple and black. Sharp lines transect the space. Black orbs float in a white space in this abstract photograph. Strange geometric patterns in red and blue and black.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yo! Orc snipers!
The cover of *Grunts!* by Mary Gentle. This cover shows a group of Orc Marines recreating the famous flag at Iwo Jima photograph. Orc Marines are well orcs. In marine equipment.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude got tired of being regular racist and decided to level up and invent new racisms.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're very relaxed and calm about public speaking
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Unbreakable: Bruce Willis as David Dunn in the Rain
Alt: Unbreakable: Bruce Willis as David Dunn in the Rain
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remain a dork who likes to go to bigger cities and just ride their public transit for a while. The NYC Subway is one of my favorite places to go. I live close to the East Busway and have basically the best version of Pittsburgh's public transit and I still wish it were better.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here is the menu
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another friend's parent, a lifelong republican voter, and occasional Fox viewer, went on a tirade at them a few years ago about how they don't think it's fair that trans people should get their own new bathrooms, and should have to use the existing bathroom that matches their gender identity.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of Sunset Blvd paid for by the U.S. Government.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Joyce Carol Oates is a puppet (complimentary) (Because all jokes are better when you explain them, she’s a character in the play Recent Tragic Events and is supposed to be played by a puppet)
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I have no emotional need to be special. I’ve spent my whole life being special.”
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Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Presented without comment, beyond "watch the video" www.404media.co/caleb-flynn-...
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AI Love Song for Mistress Played at Murder Trial Is Most Excruciating Watch in Recent Memory
"One’s like a happy or upbeat sad song if that makes any sense, and one’s a sad, sad song. I think one’s in a minor key, one’s in a major key, but I’m not a music professional."
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Social media has only gone downhill from this moment.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 25/09/2026
If I was making a list of the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century, it would absolutely include LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Increased density destroys property values! This is why buying a home in Manhattan is basically free.
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 24/09/2026
ROBOT ROLL CALL Cambot! (Looking over her shoulders) G... G...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the scheme of things this is meaningless but you should only do the raised arm salute if you’re in uniform. If you’re not, you should put your hand over your heart. It bugs me more than it should every time he does this.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you want to understand the political landscape the first thing you have to recognize is that the “median voter” hasn’t mastered object permanence.
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Colin Williams @colinbwilliams.com · 24/09/2026
INBOX: Per the Pa. Dept. of Health, the commonwealth now has 835 cases across 39 counties (43 new cases in the past three days). Conversely, the state has administered over 5,000 MMR vaccines at pop-up clinics since April.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On the subject of software fixing sins of hardware, I have a story: unsung.aresluna.org/apple-has-de... I was working on a lighting system, writing controller code that did the simple job of controlling the brightness of an LED that was in a gigantic globe. There were hundreds of them, all connected
unsung.aresluna.org
“Apple has developed an unexpected workaround.” – Unsung
A blog about software craft and quality
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Danny Blinderman @dannyblinderman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"make AI companies financially/criminally liable for what their models do" seems like an underrated way to get them to take safety seriously that doesn't require much regulatory oversight from a shrunken and corrupt US government.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Start seeing Ben Murphy.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/09/2026
Cats are so good That’s it. That’s the post
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, Nathan is going to hang dong. I’ve been waiting for this since The Claw of Shame.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somebody with an (R) next to their name should have a hard time getting elected dog catcher.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Band Lucifer's Children, presumably visiting their father, bought a one way ticket to hell. But band The Darkness found that they could get a better deal if they bought a "one way ticket to Hell and back", which exploited the airline's pricing system to get a lower price on the trip
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
L'etat c'est moi
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you are six years old when this show drops, it's the greatest thing you can imagine seeing on TV.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 22/09/2026
Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems.
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Remy Porter @remyporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GOP delenda est
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Ben Niespodziany 📚🎪 @neonpajamas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
assembling a horse, in eight easy steps via @havehashad.com
How to Glue a Horse
Benjamin Niespodziany

1. First, open your package of Horse Parts from Glue Factory Unlimited™.
2. Next, using your Glue Factory Unlimited's Perfect Factory Glue™ and your provided ruler, begin to put together your horse. Follow steps A through G. We recommend you begin with the head instead of the tail.
3. Once your Horse is complete, please keep your Horse in a deep freezer or meat locker. Somewhere cold enough to die. Allow your Horse to die. Freeze to death. Turn to frost.
4. Take your Horse out of the freezer and into the heat. Warm your Horse. Return it to normal warmth.
5. Using your Glue Factory Unlimited's Perfect Factory Horse Tranquilizer Serum™ and your Glue Factory Unlimited's Perfect Factory Syringe™, inject directly into the neck of your Horse. Watch how wild your Horse leaps!
6. Let it begin its life this way. From pieces in a deep freezer to now. If you allow it, your Horse will see you as its God. It will do as it is told.
7. Name your Horse Joel or Skull or Tony or Tone but do not name your Horse Colt. Do not name it this name. Do not.
8. If your Horse refuses to leap or only merely crawls, we're sorry, we're so sorry. If your Horse does nothing at all, call us. Please. Give us a call. We're always awake.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
no, it is the other way around. if you are looking at D+14 (or D+12 or +10 or even +8) generic ballot then there is basically no point in trying to tamper with anything. you are going to lose, the only ? is how bad it is going to be. it's when the election is *tight* that tampering makes sense.
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