iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 10h

3 hard seltzers in, time to mention that there are almost 30,000 Stargate fics on Ao3 but basically 0 of them are tagged A/B/O dynamics. 🧐

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 13h

It NEVER fails that my gf will talk my ear off the most when I'm trying to focus on making dinner, especially if we have plans to go a bar after that. 😭😡

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Y'all, our upstairs neighbor has vacuumed every single day this week. WTF is going on up there. These are not large apartments lol (and not soundproofed obviously).

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made

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Tyler @runningflannel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I want to put Liberty Biberty in the microwave

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I turned down a job offer today, but I don't know if saying no was the right decision. I also don't know if saying yes would have been the right decision. This sucks.

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today I was very randomly thinking about the DVM who worked with my vet tech program. She was an intense woman of color who mostly worked in shelter med, and I always thought she was a closeted lesbian. I googled her and she is still a DVM, but she joined the military and is now an Army Captain? ?

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This week has not been helping my intermittent desire to make something shiny (beaded?) that says "Dead Men Don't Rape" (yes h/t Delilah Bon).

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This week has not been helping my intermittent desire to make something shiny (beaded?) that says "Dead Men Don't Rape" (yes h/t Delilah Bon).

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy. Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media. That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, the media, and the arts – to prevent us from learning. It's Fascism 101.

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can't believe they finally invented an ancient grain I don't hate (farro).

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today at work I overheard a coworker saying she is using chatGPT to generate portrait tattoo ideas of her parents. 🤔🫠

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 28/09/2026

mood

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hold up, I just checked Facebook photos from the party and my gf's brother + wife are nowhere to be found, and neither is anyone from gf's brother-in-law's family. Maybe that's why she's annoyed. 🔍🔍🔍

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So, gf's nephew had a third birthday party this weekend that we were invited to but said we were maybes because we live *2 hours* away. We ended up not going because... I felt like crud between Thurs AM & Sat PM. Apparently gf's mom is upset we skipped even though I was actually sick.

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Marie's Sassy Eye Roll (The Aristocats)

ALT: Marie's Sassy Eye Roll (The Aristocats)

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This whole time I thought Kyle Chandler was the guy from Office Space. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I used my glucometer for the first time today. I must be doing something right because my BG is down by 40 points from a few weeks ago. 😎

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bringing durian to my job interview

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ope apparently I already follow the keffiyeh manufacturer that made Macklemore's Irish keffiyeh, and they're having a restock soon. You better believe I signed up for the sale alert lol.

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One of my coworkers is on a low-sugar diet because of a heart condition, so we've been comparing notes lately. Because of her heart, she also can't have any caffeine (she has a tachycardia), and well, I think I'll keep the diabetes. 😬

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don't tell the Italians I just googled low-carb gnocchi.

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026

[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Running out of ideas for dinner, being diabetic, and living in a food desert, is NOT a good combo.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cool. I've also updated my terms so I can use photos and videos of Mark Zuckerberg in AI PSAs warning children of the dangers of using Meta products

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think I've caught whatever seasonal crud is going around at work + my period started yesterday.

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Bilei Cat

ALT: Bilei Cat

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's an older(?) stray cat that hangs around my building. She knows to move away from approaching cars, but she is very lazy about it. Tonight I was annoyed so I stopped my car, picked her up, & moved her out of the way like a turtle. She looked so confused but also slightly annoyed w/ me lol. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 24/09/2026

Mitch McConnell returning to the senate

Ghost Mr Burns but I’ve changed it to look like Mitch McConnell

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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🥴

orville redenbacher's big naturals

(big naturals drawn with a sharpie onto orville redenbacher)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

These vines are already growing back lmao 😈

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just had a job shadow at a shelter, and I almost adopted a puppy while I was there, oops.

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My coworkers who chronically never pull their own weight when faced with our new department supervisor who is a hard-ass.

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Surprised Pikachu Meme

ALT: Surprised Pikachu Meme

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plork @hemuchang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

gotta keep him addicted to the chase

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Assigned Feral At Birth @remirogers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bless my older neighbor who always smells like weed and drives a truck with truck nuts, he told me my tail light was out today. 🙏🏼

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