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Enlightened • Random • Laughs • Analyzes • Laughs again • Living a life of LOVE + Wealth • Ethereal Endeavors 📍 Where the grass is green.

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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 11h
THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!!!
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 10h
Mmh why is it so hard for me to find marsala wine!?!? And I live in a super Italian neighborhood.
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always a lot to do when you want to do a lot.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some 52-week lows: McDonalds Lowe's Lululemon Las Vegas Sands PepsiCo Constellation Brands AutoZone Charter Trade Desk Aon Pentair Rollins Weyerhauser @cnbc.com
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a meme - looks like a public service announcement about the safety features and hazards on a plane or train. “How to avoid sexual assault
A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE*
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DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS.
USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM.
If you might sexually assault someone, bring a friend to stop you.
IF SOMEONE IS DRUNK, HIGH, OR ASLEEP, DON'T RAPE THEM.
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CARRY A WHISTLE.
If you might sexually assault someone, blow it until someone stops you.
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WATCH WHAT YOU WEAR.
If someone's clothes are a problem for you, try wearing a blindfold.
WHEN YOU SEE
SOMEONE WALKING ALONE, LEAVE THEM ALONE.
DON'T FEEL
ENTITLED TO SEX.
Nobody owes you sex.
Flirting isn't consent.
IF YOU'RE ALONE WITH SOMEONE, DON'T SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.
THE ONLY PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT IS THE PERSON WHO COMMITS IT.”
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hilarious
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whaaaaat?
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Laura @lauraapollo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Takes a trip and never leaves the farm.
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Sorry not sorry @thinshadeez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can own the libs or you can own your farm. Make a choice.
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not even gonna check my account, but 😌
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Sean Brodrick @seanbrodrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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kirin @koboldstyle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Man every now and then you get the most unfiltered glimpse at the slurry of fear and desire in the unexamined mind, god bless social media
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War on Christmas Veteran @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hire👏more👏female👏dominatrix👏overseers👏
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found this at the Housing Works Thrift Shop in SoHo... loll
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish there was a protein bar with 300 calories but the size of a meatloaf
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My kids:
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 22/09/2026
edward cullen

“menstruating all by yourself, beautiful?”
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On the train, no eyeliner, no earphones 😦 I brought a book tho 😏 #6Train
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😟
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What is AI doing for unsolved mysteries?
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😳
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Jason Moore @moorejh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#infosec
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm so happy for them.
"Chrissy and 1 have a
solid marriage.I
rock spend my afternoons
playing the piano,
meanwhile she goes
on Facebook
Marketplace and
cyberbullies single
mothers who are trying
to sell used cribs."
John Legend
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hilarious!
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wtf was happening in may
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Steve Kovach @stevekovach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what are we doing
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Buy more?
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Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wow look at some of these Consumer Discretionary drawdowns (from 52wk high) @finviz_com
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fed decided to raise rates by a quarter of a percentage point, and -- more importantly -- the decision was unanimous. Markets will be happy that the chair has decided to signal he's more of a Serious Kevin than a Sockpuppet Kevin (which was their main concern).
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know I'm "fashionably late" to the party, but WALSH raised interest rates!?!?! 😲😲😲
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm too lit to admit.
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😁 a choice was made
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Either I get two appetizers or just soju w my main course 🤪
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Naked season is over, NYC Sweater weather is in.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Jasmine Crockett became a politician because she’s not talented enough to be a celebrity. That is the pipeline for ALOT of people. There are people who go into activist circles for the same reason. Wanting attention.
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Time
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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
700,000 Black women because this administration was mad at us.. the sadness I feel for my sisters… the rage
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‎stinky doug @pogue.omg.lol · 31/01/2026
Alt Text: A humorous meme featuring Frog dressed in a green sweater and pants, holding a Toad. The text reads, "Baby girl! Change is constant and never ending."

Transcribed Text: Baby girl!
Change is constant and never ending.

By @frogwitch
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mmmhhm, nah. Apple is year-round babe.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
still haven’t gotten my august bluesky residual check??
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My kids are a bunch of beach babes
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Daniel H. Eberhardt @dheberhardt1977.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy 1930, everyone!
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A life full of books.
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millenniumapproach.bsky.social @millenniumapproach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I’m not one of those lame AI executives, I’m a cool AI executive.”
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Reishies Pieces @reishbit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All that blinking and stammering
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