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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 4h

Team, am I in the wrong for telling @regrettablyjake.com he shouldn't wear this oversized flamin' hot cheetos shirt to Costco because it makes him look like a mountain-dew-drinking, basement-dwelling halo player from 2005? He said he wanted people to consider the "sexy" pic first

A guy wearing a black flamin' hot cheetos graphic t shirt and jeans.

Same guy wearing the same shirt but in a "sexy" pose on a bed. A dog is investigating what in the hell is going on.

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Jack Phoenix (a comics librarian) @comicslibrarian.com · 02/10/2026

Literally sends me a shudder up my spine seeing this much of the media ecosystem controlled by a Trump ally. Other countries of the world need to start investing in and embracing even more of their own media and wean themselves off America’s

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@regrettablyjake.com held out on me re: these pics from this weekend. Bonus: This time I actually correctly counted the number of people in the photos for the alt text.

A man standing in front of a body of water with the sunset in the background.

Two men in speedos sitting in pool chairs smiling for the camera.

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 22/09/2026

Ain't no fucking patrons of the arts anymore. Anyone interest in paying for my lifestyle so that I can quit my job and write comedy??

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 21/09/2026

I have a lot of promo for like shows and stuff, but I fear every day it drains me more to use meta. Do any of you people know what like... ethical social media advertisers are doing in its stead?

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 12/09/2026

Just did my last workout of my first month with a trainer! Feeling great!

Selfie of jake at the mirror. He is leaning on a barbell in the squat rack

Mirror selfie of jake in the bathroom mirror. He is flexing.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 11/09/2026

This is... to me... a denial that trans people exist. The reference to genetic anomalies is common anti-trans language referring to intersex people.

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! We're giving up!!!! @regrettablyjake.com

Two pairs of legs. Both are wearing Crocs themed like Pokéballs.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 08/09/2026

I'm still thinking about the Nintendo statement about not giving rebates for the tariffs on switches. So goofy and quirky of them. It made me notice that basically no one is doing anything, and we as consumers were just set up to do some extra suffering this year!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 06/09/2026

I'm at the gym once more and it's fine.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 05/09/2026

Got my first ever pair of Crocs, and had no idea they glow in the fucking dark. This rocks.

Picture of Jake's feet in Pokeball themed Crocs and grey socks. The dot in the center of the Pokeball is glowing green a la glow in the dark material

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

💙🩷🥚🩷💙

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If God has granted me a life of relative leisure then I will not insult Him with vain, meaningless labor. These wicked machines will not steal my ichor

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 03/09/2026

Last night I had my like first ever short play that I wrote and directed go up at the iO in Chicago, and it was lovely and amazing and people laughed a lot. I feel so full in my heart from it!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

My boss (the man I hire to tell me what to do at the gym) made me do sprints today, and I'm smiling through the pain.

Mirror selfie of jake flexing in front of a shower curtain. He is smiling.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

Don't have plans tomorrow? Or any Wednesday in September? If not, you MIGHT be interested in seeing a short play that I wrote and directed at the iO in Chicago! It's a romantic comedy about a man and a printer. I think it's really fun!

Flyer for Jake's upcoming show Too Little, Too Collate. It shows the stars, Tom as Luke, Wesley as Mr. Ambrose, Emily as Diana, and a printer!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 22/08/2026

Ok first shirtless pic in 1000 years bc I'm feeling a little good about me right now, and also just got a haircut.

Mirror selfie of Jake, he is shirtless and flexing. There are several plushies in the corner behind him.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 20/08/2026

I am unfortunately working out again.

Jake taking a mirror selfie at the gym. A barbell is in front of him, and he is leaning against it. He looks unhappy.

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Constanze Scheib/ C. N. Stance @constanzescheib.at · 12/08/2026

"Hoult, who has been an advocate for LGBTQ+ issues in the past, will put that work aside to play the Gilderoy Lockhart in the show’s preordained second season, where he can help keep Rowling’s legacy awash in butterbeer." www.avclub.com/nicholas-hou...

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Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Sweating in front of the Market Days Duck™

Three men posing for a selfie in front of a large inflatable duck.

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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 22/07/2026

Anyone else going to gencon?? Getting so jazzed for to!!

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

@regrettablyjake.com's writing for The Best Musical Ever got him a shoutout in Chicago Reader, and I'm so proud of him 😭😭😭

"Through 13 songs encompassing solos, duets, and ensemble numbers, the cast tears through the material with gusto. Faye Davis kills it in Jake Rhodes’s Cabaret-inspired 'Cabernet (Maybe This Time)' and her Frozen-inspired duet with Kayce Drevline on 'Rowlen (Let It Go'), in which a lesbian on a date urges her companion to just drop-kick J.K. Rowling’s canon into the dustbin of history (also by Rhodes) is a show highlight."

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 14/07/2026

Loving that the parasite has made it significantly more acceptable to talk about pooping in public!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 14/07/2026

Ironically had to cancel a butt doctor appointment because I'm diarrhea'ing today.

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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 07/07/2026

me about to do a Pandoras box: hey guys watch me Pandora this box.

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/04/2026

I hope nobody ever figures out my terrible secret. The one that would ruin my life should anyone ever hear a whisper. The horrible rot within, the bloodless evil that lurks inside my soul, apparent to anyone who looks too deeply into my eyes. Now let me go on TV as much as physically possible

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 06/07/2026

Xbox doing giant layoffs immediately after shitting on PlayStation about physical media stuff is such a fumble! This would have been the PERFECT time to become The Ethical Good Guys of gaming, but instead they are just the same. Maybe worse!

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I had to work out at home because @regrettablyjake.com wouldn't let me out of the house, even though it's HOLIDAY

Me flexing in a sleeveless shirt in my office mirror.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 04/07/2026

@radioowls.bsky.social forced me to go to the gym today, even though it's a HOLIDAY

Mirror selfie of jake wearing all blue at a squat rack in the gym.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 04/07/2026

Got my ass whooped in all 3 games!!! DO NOT MARRY A NERD IF YOU LIKE WINNING!

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My intro to fiddle class recital was today, so I can officially say I can *kind of* play the violin. Also, thanks to @regrettablyjake.com for getting a nice pic of my butt in the last pic. ❤️

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