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Rob-ber Baron

@radioowls.bsky.social
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Chicago | Attorney | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 is mayonnaise an instrument 🎺

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 8h
me not liking a pic of your cat challenge (impossible)
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Team, am I in the wrong for telling @regrettablyjake.com he shouldn't wear this oversized flamin' hot cheetos shirt to Costco because it makes him look like a mountain-dew-drinking, basement-dwelling halo player from 2005? He said he wanted people to consider the "sexy" pic first
A guy wearing a black flamin' hot cheetos graphic t shirt and jeans.Same guy wearing the same shirt but in a "sexy" pose on a bed. A dog is investigating what in the hell is going on.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@regrettablyjake.com held out on me re: these pics from this weekend. Bonus: This time I actually correctly counted the number of people in the photos for the alt text.
A man standing in front of a body of water with the sunset in the background.Two men in speedos sitting in pool chairs smiling for the camera.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We went outside for once.
Five men and a dog posing for a picture in front of a red and white cottage.Five men posing for a picture in front of a red and white cottage.A man looking at the camera in front of a body of water with the sunset behind him.A small red and white cottage.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 9 games my9games.net/en This was way more difficult than I thought it would be. Honorable mentions to Pokémon Sapphire, Super Smash Bros., and Star Wars Galaxies.
Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2, Skyrim, World of Warcraft, Mass Effect, Clair Obscur, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, Divinity Original Sin 2, Star Wars Battlefront
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Straight friend risking a chat ban to defend me from a homophobic player while I learn League of Legends is allyship.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oral argument dayyyyy.
A smiling man in a suit taking a selfie in a mirror.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! We're giving up!!!! @regrettablyjake.com
Two pairs of legs. Both are wearing Crocs themed like Pokéballs.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
King of the Jungle/3 bed, 2 bath condo
A white cat with a black splotch on his face sits in a windowsill. In the foreground is a shelving unit filled with various plants.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This autumnal sciurine diva from HomeGoods.
A fake squirrel wearing a decorative headpiece in front of flowers of various autumnal colors.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I didn't even think to get photographic evidence, but it was so lovely meeting fellow Costco bloomf, @historydepartment.bsky.social in the wild today while lugging around our $60 worth of frozen chicken breasts. 😊
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Having to crack this baby open never fails to make me feel like a big boy adult with a big boy job and big boy responsibilities.
A spiral reference book, The Bluebook: A Uniform System of Citation.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm an idiot. Staring at my phone for six minutes wondering why I haven't been assigned an Uber driver, and it's because I didn't hit confirm. Long week.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sweating in front of the Market Days Duck™
Three men posing for a selfie in front of a large inflatable duck.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Walking to volleyball and got to see a local Andersonville/Edgewater celebrity.
Man crouching down and petting a black cat on the sidewalk.Man crouching down and petting a black cat on the sidewalk.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also, we Gen Con gays had a ton of fun if you even care.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy birthday to the best TCG opponent I could ever ask for. @regrettablyjake.com
Jake sitting across a table holding cards. Several cards are placed on playmats in front of him.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The calm before the Gen Con storm.
Radio_owls sitting on a weight bench at the hotel gym.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
POV: You walk in on me trying to work during my two-day workweek before I head out to Gen Con.
Pokemon screenshot of the player looking at a laptop with the dialogue, "It's all complicated words and numbers that make no sense..."
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Another post-workout selfie. Riveting.
A shirtless man flexing in front of a wall full of art.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm not good at the game and don't follow it--I just like to be included.
Screenshot of a purchase confirmation for tickets to the League of Legends World Championships.A screenshot of a conversation in which I explain to friends I wasn't able to get great seats but was able to secure one ticket for the four of us who planned to go. A friend responds, "The best seats are the ones you share with friends."
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A clarification requested by said husband: he said he actually threatened to kill me. I regret the error.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Husband threatened to divorce me for mentioning I was considering putting pickle juice in my coke zero to see if it'd be good.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
As a public sector employee who rarely has to communicate with anyone, the constant chat pings and repeated use of the terms "iterate," "synergize," and "stakeholders" in this Teams training are triggering my anxiety in ways not felt since my (brief and miserable) time in corporate America. Help.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@regrettablyjake.com's writing for The Best Musical Ever got him a shoutout in Chicago Reader, and I'm so proud of him 😭😭😭
"Through 13 songs encompassing solos, duets, and ensemble numbers, the cast tears through the material with gusto. Faye Davis kills it in Jake Rhodes’s Cabaret-inspired 'Cabernet (Maybe This Time)' and her Frozen-inspired duet with Kayce Drevline on 'Rowlen (Let It Go'), in which a lesbian on a date urges her companion to just drop-kick J.K. Rowling’s canon into the dustbin of history (also by Rhodes) is a show highlight."
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm a horror wuss, but hopefully with @breakabone.bsky.social's recommendations, my horror chops will consist of more than just that one scene in Fellowship of the Ring where Bilbo's face goes spooky
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
✨dinner✨
A tub of dill pickle chips on a kitchen counter.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Work from home
Me lying in bed with a laptop on my lap. A cat is standing on my chest between my face and the laptop.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My child (monstera Bulbasaur) graduated to a 3-inch pot tonight, and I'm so proud of him. 🌱
A monstera Bulbasaur on a table in front of a shelf of other plants.The same plant but younger in a smaller pot.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@regrettablyjake.com immediately after posting the quoted skeet, for some reason
My husband sitting at his desk and crying laughing.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I had to work out at home because @regrettablyjake.com wouldn't let me out of the house, even though it's HOLIDAY
Me flexing in a sleeveless shirt in my office mirror.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
gm
A painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Someone in the crowd is saying, "Tell the King he can suck it." Another person responds, "Good heavens, we can't send that to the king."
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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 04/07/2026
Got my ass whooped in all 3 games!!! DO NOT MARRY A NERD IF YOU LIKE WINNING!
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
making the little monsters fight each other for our entertainment @regrettablyjake.com
Me sitting at a table playing the Pokémon TCG.Jake sitting at a table playing Pokémon TCG.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
metamorphosing caterpillars
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm thrilled and humbled to announce that I have accepted my dream role as "guy who finally framed and hung up his diploma and license after 10 years." Thanks to all who supported me.
Framed law license and law school diploma hanging on a wall.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Eating lunch at 9:50 am to feel something.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Workout done. Clocking back in to the press-buttons-at-my-computer factory.
A man wearing a tank top taking a selfie in his office mirror.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Also, I made my local theater debut by getting obliterated in the Match Game despite the husband being on the panel.
My opponent and I sitting behind a desk on a stage. I am smiling and holding a card that reads "A Gun."Me climbing onto the stage on my hands and knees (it was a reference to something from earlier). The other contestant sits behind a desk. The host is standing behind a podium. Panelists are sitting behind a stadium-style seating platform.Same group as before, but I am sitting behind the contestants' desk celebrating. My husband sits with the panelists holding a card that reads "Shit."
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My intro to fiddle class recital was today, so I can officially say I can *kind of* play the violin. Also, thanks to @regrettablyjake.com for getting a nice pic of my butt in the last pic. ❤️
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I mean......
A large unfurled monstera leaf with a hand over the top of part of it for scale.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
*NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*
A new monstera leaf unfurling.A new monstera leaf unfurling.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
header!
My header image, a text I received from a friend saying, "Robert holy SHIT"
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
describe your bluesky account in a single image
"Boring, yawning, sloppy, lazy."
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
FYI, no, I didn't just roll out of bed. I've looked this disheveled all day, thank you very much.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
GAAAAYYYYYYYY (beach) @regrettablyjake.com
Two guys sitting on a beach smiling for a picture.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Proof that we go outside.
A group of friends standing on a sidewalk for a photo.Two guys taking a selfie on the bus.My husband sneaking a photo of me while we wait for the bus.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Off work until next Tuesday if you even care.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Mustache is back. Please clap.
Selfie of man with a mustache and glasses.
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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Leave request approved. Five-day weekend incoming.
Low res wizard in a forest with the text "A wizard does not concern himself with employment."
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