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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 12/09/2026

Just did my last workout of my first month with a trainer! Feeling great!

Selfie of jake at the mirror. He is leaning on a barbell in the squat rack

Mirror selfie of jake in the bathroom mirror. He is flexing.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 06/09/2026

I'm at the gym once more and it's fine.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 05/09/2026

Got my first ever pair of Crocs, and had no idea they glow in the fucking dark. This rocks.

Picture of Jake's feet in Pokeball themed Crocs and grey socks. The dot in the center of the Pokeball is glowing green a la glow in the dark material

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

My boss (the man I hire to tell me what to do at the gym) made me do sprints today, and I'm smiling through the pain.

Mirror selfie of jake flexing in front of a shower curtain. He is smiling.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

Don't have plans tomorrow? Or any Wednesday in September? If not, you MIGHT be interested in seeing a short play that I wrote and directed at the iO in Chicago! It's a romantic comedy about a man and a printer. I think it's really fun!

Flyer for Jake's upcoming show Too Little, Too Collate. It shows the stars, Tom as Luke, Wesley as Mr. Ambrose, Emily as Diana, and a printer!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 22/08/2026

Ok first shirtless pic in 1000 years bc I'm feeling a little good about me right now, and also just got a haircut.

Mirror selfie of Jake, he is shirtless and flexing. There are several plushies in the corner behind him.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 20/08/2026

I am unfortunately working out again.

Jake taking a mirror selfie at the gym. A barbell is in front of him, and he is leaning against it. He looks unhappy.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 04/07/2026

@radioowls.bsky.social forced me to go to the gym today, even though it's a HOLIDAY

Mirror selfie of jake wearing all blue at a squat rack in the gym.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 21/06/2026

Ironically apparently we got a nice Rob Ass Pic last night too, when you crawled on stage!

Picture of Rob crawling on stage at the Cornservatory. There is a stage full of people rooting for him.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 21/06/2026

I'm doing a little 70s inspired show tonight and sort of love the long stache

Selfie of jake in a knit polo. There is a Dunkin cup in his hand and a Dunkin donuts behind him. He has a kind of 70s inspired facial hair, where the mustache goes down a bit extra with a soul patch

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 15/06/2026

I'm back at the gym but it's one where they do not clean the mirrors (for ethical reasons, one presumes)

Selfie of jake in a gym at a bar that is loaded with 25s. The mirror is very dirty

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 07/06/2026

I'm learning some sick ass yoyo tricks rn.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 31/05/2026

Good luck, men. You'll unfortunately never be finding love like @radioowls.bsky.social organizing my cords because I got a new desk 🥰

Picture of Radio Owls crouched under a standing desk, organizing myriad wires.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 25/05/2026

Have you heard about the Duality of Man?

Picture of a Google frame, which is showing two pictures. In the first, it is Jake building a toy sniper rifle. In the second, it is Jake you fully playing with a small black dog.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 12/05/2026

I know it's insignificant, but I had a milestone today, and my channel passed 50 subscribers! If feels so exciting that more and more people are jazzed to see my sketch stuff!!! Thanks to all of y'all who went over for it 🥰

Screenshot from YouTube showing that Over Egged has 61 total subscribers

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 30/04/2026

This story she liked was just retweeting her ad basically, but truly enraptured that Julie Klausner liked my social media

Screenshot of Instagram, where the user @julieklausner is shown to have liked my story

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 25/04/2026

Went to collect-o-con Chicago today with my sweet baby boy @radioowls.bsky.social

Selfie of me and Rob (@radio_owls) in front of a giant inflatable Pikachu

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 01/04/2026

I'm at the doctor in a gown for the second time this week!!!! It's all routine but is feeling a bit much!!!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 09/03/2026

I'm kind of feeling lumberjackly today

Bathroom mirror Selfie of Jake in a flannel and jacket

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 05/03/2026

Idk man, sometimes I worry I'm a hack and then when I'm outlining a sketch, I just write something like this and feel free

Excerpt from a sketch, with highlighted text that says "Demon is from vaccines?"

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 15/02/2026

A year ago today I got married to my sweet baby boy, @radioowls.bsky.social Every day has been incredible, and I find such comfort and joy with you! I am so glad we've kept our vow to become entirely unpalatable to the outside world! Love you!

Picture of Rob and Jake kissing by the lake in suits. It is from their wedding day

Picture of Jake and Rob looking at each other lovingly by the lake in their wedding day

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 29/12/2025

I started doing CrossFit (or like a simulacrum that is not associated with the CrossFit TM organization) and I am already feeling the results

Selfie of Jake touching his head in a tank top. He is flexing.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 29/12/2025

Finally finished making a puppet! I've been working on building some skills outside of sitting in front of my computer playing video games. This was my first time sewing ever, and I think using fur was a mistake for that (don't look at the seams)!

Selfie of the puppet with his arm on Jake's shoulder

Picture of Jake with the puppet, raising his arm

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 18/12/2025

Somebody kindly primary these losers! And make their lives hell!

Screenshot from congress.gov, identifying the 3 Democrats who voted for the bill to ban gender affirming care for minors. They are Vincente Gonzalez, Donald Davis, and Henry Cuellar.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 11/12/2025

Gaming journalism is going too far! I don't care WHAT dimension we're doing it in, Wario should be allowed to come out when he feels it's right, not when the media decides to out him.

Picture of a headline for an article titled "Nintendo Expanse Switch 2 GameCube Library with Wario's 3D Outing"

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 28/11/2025

I'm thankful for meeting the man of my dreams at my aunt-in-law's house for turkey day

Selfie of Jake on a couch in a yellow sweater. There is a small dachshund laying next to him looking at the camera.

Another picture of Jake smiling at the camera, holding a small dachshund in his arms

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 03/11/2025

I won't be too annoying on here because this is not my plug social media of choice BUT - I just launched a very funny new podcast about looking at history and judging it with a very dear friend. So check out Correctrospective! It's on most podcatchers!