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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 4h

New sketch out that I wrote, starring ME and my friend Kaitlyn!! Hope y'all enjoy :) youtu.be/7tS6hpM2tjw?...

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Chronaway Skin Care Commercial

YouTube video by Over Egged

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 9h

I will say that a chunky belt would have definitely elevated the look too

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 9h

It's important to consider this is for a COSTCO run and I'm GAY! They don't have power over me there!!!

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 9h

Team, am I in the wrong for telling @regrettablyjake.com he shouldn't wear this oversized flamin' hot cheetos shirt to Costco because it makes him look like a mountain-dew-drinking, basement-dwelling halo player from 2005? He said he wanted people to consider the "sexy" pic first

A guy wearing a black flamin' hot cheetos graphic t shirt and jeans.

Same guy wearing the same shirt but in a "sexy" pose on a bed. A dog is investigating what in the hell is going on.

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Jack Phoenix (a comics librarian) @comicslibrarian.com · 02/10/2026

Literally sends me a shudder up my spine seeing this much of the media ecosystem controlled by a Trump ally. Other countries of the world need to start investing in and embracing even more of their own media and wean themselves off America’s

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 30/09/2026

No shame in a body shaped by joy, Tony! You're still looking great!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 29/09/2026

They really did it just to hurt me, specifically, I believe.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 29/09/2026

Donphan is my favorite pokemon, and when I say the way that changed after I saw iron treads. UGLY!

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@regrettablyjake.com held out on me re: these pics from this weekend. Bonus: This time I actually correctly counted the number of people in the photos for the alt text.

A man standing in front of a body of water with the sunset in the background.

Two men in speedos sitting in pool chairs smiling for the camera.

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 24/09/2026

In response, we will be dedicating millions in resources to making the burgers bigger and stronger and teaching them how to kill more efficiently.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 23/09/2026

Literally insanely floof. How often are you brushing that ear hair out to keep it like that??

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 22/09/2026

Ain't no fucking patrons of the arts anymore. Anyone interest in paying for my lifestyle so that I can quit my job and write comedy??

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 21/09/2026

I have a lot of promo for like shows and stuff, but I fear every day it drains me more to use meta. Do any of you people know what like... ethical social media advertisers are doing in its stead?

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 18/09/2026

For me, animated bears hit like no other

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 12/09/2026

Just did my last workout of my first month with a trainer! Feeling great!

Selfie of jake at the mirror. He is leaning on a barbell in the squat rack

Mirror selfie of jake in the bathroom mirror. He is flexing.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 11/09/2026

This is... to me... a denial that trans people exist. The reference to genetic anomalies is common anti-trans language referring to intersex people.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 11/09/2026

I'm feeling great about it honestly! I love the like growth and change of the world!!!

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Rob-ber Baron @radioowls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! We're giving up!!!! @regrettablyjake.com

Two pairs of legs. Both are wearing Crocs themed like Pokéballs.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 08/09/2026

I'm still thinking about the Nintendo statement about not giving rebates for the tariffs on switches. So goofy and quirky of them. It made me notice that basically no one is doing anything, and we as consumers were just set up to do some extra suffering this year!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 06/09/2026

I'm at the gym once more and it's fine.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 05/09/2026

Right?? I have been as well, but EVERYONE has been trying to convince me of them. I had to!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 05/09/2026

Got my first ever pair of Crocs, and had no idea they glow in the fucking dark. This rocks.

Picture of Jake's feet in Pokeball themed Crocs and grey socks. The dot in the center of the Pokeball is glowing green a la glow in the dark material

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

💙🩷🥚🩷💙

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If God has granted me a life of relative leisure then I will not insult Him with vain, meaningless labor. These wicked machines will not steal my ichor

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 04/09/2026

I feel dumb but I thought that shirt said "money" because it's backwards. But also looking great!!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 03/09/2026

Last night I had my like first ever short play that I wrote and directed go up at the iO in Chicago, and it was lovely and amazing and people laughed a lot. I feel so full in my heart from it!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

I don't think I knew that!! When I googled, I only saw a deleted post on Reddit and an X post (which I couldn't see because I don't have it). Do you have a source for what's going on with that?

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

Man this SUCKS; they've got their hands in like half the crpg properties right now. What a disappointment to not be able to support :/

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

My boss (the man I hire to tell me what to do at the gym) made me do sprints today, and I'm smiling through the pain.

Mirror selfie of jake flexing in front of a shower curtain. He is smiling.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 02/09/2026

Don't have plans tomorrow? Or any Wednesday in September? If not, you MIGHT be interested in seeing a short play that I wrote and directed at the iO in Chicago! It's a romantic comedy about a man and a printer. I think it's really fun!

Flyer for Jake's upcoming show Too Little, Too Collate. It shows the stars, Tom as Luke, Wesley as Mr. Ambrose, Emily as Diana, and a printer!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 22/08/2026

And thank you for this, because I do need it. 🙏

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 22/08/2026

Ok first shirtless pic in 1000 years bc I'm feeling a little good about me right now, and also just got a haircut.

Mirror selfie of Jake, he is shirtless and flexing. There are several plushies in the corner behind him.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 20/08/2026

I am unfortunately working out again.

Jake taking a mirror selfie at the gym. A barbell is in front of him, and he is leaning against it. He looks unhappy.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 19/08/2026

You lack the capacity for optimism, I fear. I'm sure it's non standard in a good way. Extraordinary.

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 19/08/2026

What an incredibly specific set of words!

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 16/08/2026

Ham and cheese?? Pepperoni? Cheese???

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 16/08/2026

But also what kind of pizza hot pocket

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Regrettably, Jake @regrettablyjake.com · 13/08/2026

Not a single glance at the road, I love it. Brave!

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Constanze Scheib/ C. N. Stance @constanzescheib.at · 12/08/2026

"Hoult, who has been an advocate for LGBTQ+ issues in the past, will put that work aside to play the Gilderoy Lockhart in the show’s preordained second season, where he can help keep Rowling’s legacy awash in butterbeer." www.avclub.com/nicholas-hou...

avclub.com

Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show

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