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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 9h

Florence Pugh in East of Eden saying "...all kinds of pickles..." is my new obsession

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11h

Capricorn: The walls have ears. They’re infected. And it’s contagious.

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 16h

Bought myself a pair of otter socks yesterday. Disproportionately pleased with this accomplishment.

My feet encased in a pair of white cotton socks with a cartoon representation of an otter on both toes.

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Realised the reason I am so confused about the new Netflix adaptation of East of Eden is because I was conflating it with Giant.

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lads, I have done it. Possibly the ugliest thing I have ever seen for sale on Vinted. And it's £85. EIGHTY FIVE ENGLISH POUNDS

A Butler and Wilson bell boy brooch

It's hideousness defies description

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Spent a good chunk of my back pay on books. Super speedy, and free delivery from @bertsbooks.bsky.social

A pile of four books tied in a purple ribbon from Bert's Books

Top down:
A paperback copy of Murder at the End of the World by Akane Araki;
A hardback copy of The Repentants by Kate Foster;
A hardback copy of Dead but Dreaming of Electric Sheep by Paul Tremblay; and
A hardback copy of The Unicorn Hunters by Katherine Arden.

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Alison @alisonbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Have a lovely weekend 🐑🐏

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just realised the message I just sent a friend is possibly one of the most niche messages I have ever sent: "At a listening party with Nicola, she says drumming circle on the farm in November"

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Cat Drummer: I Playz Drumz

Alt: Cat Drummer: I Playz Drumz

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This idiot cost me £150 at the vet this morning. Has injured her tongue fighting and has an infection. You can tell how bothered she is.

A tortie cat, totally relaxed in a cardboard box lined with a cat pad. She's on her back, legs akimbo. Not a care in the world.

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I bought this desk vacuum and I feel attacked

A yellow box containing a mini desk vacuum shaped like a duck.

The box states it is "child's taste" and "Childish interest".

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I would like to be this efficient at something.

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's #buyastrangerabook day. A day people buy each other books, because they can and they are lovely (you can do this too!). @redwellyfeats.bsky.social has bought a copy of Super-Frog Saves Tokyo by Haruki Murakami for me to give away to one lucky person. If you'd like it, get in touch! UK only

Murakami's book.

A lavishly illustrated edition of Murakami’s classic story. Katagiri found a giant frog waiting for him in his apartment. It was powerfully built, standing over six feet tall on its hind legs.

A skinny little man no more than five foot three, Katagiri was overwhelmed by the frog's imposing bulk. ‘Call me “Frog,”’ said the frog in a clear, strong voice. Fully illustrated and beautifully designed, this special edition of Murakami’s celebrated short story sees the bewildered Katagiri find meaning in his humdrum life through joining forces with Frog in an effort to save Tokyo from an existential threat.

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. A groovy kind of day all round.. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. UK only It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

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Buy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.

The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people

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Darren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026

New commission. This beer mat as the last thing Bert chewed before going to dog heaven. So I was asked to paint Bert onto it!

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Physghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just needs alt-text:

How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE*

sexual violence centre cork

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE.

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM.

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU.

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.

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Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How to make a woolly mammoth in 1 minute

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Born to live a life of luxury and contentment. Forced to do the fucking bins again.

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Another totally normal day on the completely normal planet.

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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026

We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️

Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mog

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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 25/09/2026

M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint @willyandbill.bsky.social

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M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food

One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Been reading about terror birds. They died out about 100,000 years ago, were up to 10 feet tall, 350 kg, flightless, could run faster than an ostrich, and had sharp sickle toes for grabbing prey and huge beaks for jabbing them to death. And people complain about gulls.

A terror bird skeleton. Big head, big feet, long neck.

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Daniel Rough @haggistamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

calm and well-adjusted thoughts about the lack of Scottish representation in the Great British Bake Off 🍰

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Book prints for your home ✨ on sale at $15 and now shipping internationally 🙂 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...

Photo of a paperback paradise book cover print in a frame. Cover features two men facing off on a chess board in space, title reads: 10,000 years in the future it finally happens…

MEN TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS

by Tender B. Cryin

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am not claiming to be an expert, but it seems to me if you expect your not guilty plea to succeed, probably don't live stream footage of you committing the crime? Just some free legal advice there.

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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey Canada. Specifically Torontonians. Did anyone email?

It’s a notice pinned to a post. It has a QR code on it and it says ‘are you ugly? Email me. I have questions’

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thank you for all your good wishes. It's okay now. Sadly he died in mysterious circumstances from a whistle related injury.

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The History Guy: Mysterious Circumstances

Alt: The History Guy says He Died In Mysterious Circumstances

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There is a child in the street outside my house who has been given a whistle.

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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just came across the @japan-cambot.bsky.social account, which posts footage from four random public webcams around Japan every hour. On top of being a nice change of pace to have stuff like this show up on the feed, there is some potential art reference material there too!

Bio for the Japan CamBot Bluesky page

@japan-cambot.bsky.social

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Abbey @abbeythelab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

#GBBO Job application - Cake Week I am writing to formally apply for a place in the tent. Key skills - 24/7 spill cleanup - Infinite hunger for cake - Excellent handshakes (both paws) - Intense staring - Catching airborne apples - Willing to theme dress Available now Yours sincerely, Abbey

Abbey in front of a Victoria Sponge Cake

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's fascinating and also managed to make me feel sea sick

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just wondering about all the species of animal that became extinct either because they were TOO tasty (🦤, plock) OR NOT TASTY ENOUGH

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Where’s Chris?” “I don’t know.” “You told him three o’clock?” “Like ten times.” “Fucking drummers.” “Should we wait a little longer?” “Screw him, take the picture.”

Four squirrels posed together in what looks like a band picture.

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In fairness to Bristol they have a lot of great graffiti art, and the city hosts Upfest, but that just makes it more disappointing that someone thought it would be okay.

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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

To mark the Autumn Equinox, I offer you a biscuit tin. Designed in 1958 by CF Tunnicliffe

A large rectangular biscuit tin with a decorative lid showing red squirrel perched on a tree stump in front of a vivid blue ground

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The teen has made me late for Bake Off.

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Chrissie Hynde helps Joan Jett remove her leather pants. 1980

Two women laughing as one of them helps pull the tight leather pants off of a woman lying on the floor who is extremely sweaty after playing a lot of rock and roll

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Managed to slice my finger open trying to pop a tablet out of the little tray thingy. Now bleeding all over the medication that is meant to make me less mental.

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