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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 14h
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the world when it's my turn to be an adult
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17h
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Halloween Henrique @kelzor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar @redophiuchus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can't believe we're bringing back arguments over whether or not Library of Alexandria is a good card. I know this is about commander and I agree it may be too slow for CEDH but come on.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guarantee you AI won’t kill us all. The claim’s a projection of reckless rich buffoons who can’t wait to be the only humans alive, openly fantasizing about a cull. Again. I’ve never been scared of AI, but the megalomaniacs forcing it on us are terrifying. I can’t guarantee they won’t kill us all.
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Jeremy Kun @jeremykun.com · 29/09/2026
3rd circuit rules AI training on copyrighted material is NOT fair use. Wow! chatgptiseatingtheworld.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
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BREAKING News: Third Circuit affirms summary judgment rejection of fair use defense by ROSS Intelligence in AI training
Opinion under seal for now.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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BUNGLE @bungbungbungle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
imagine, if you will, a giant vat of acid
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 02/10/2026
So many have admitted to finding joy in creation, hearing Pixie get emotional over her own art growth in the short time she's drawn alongside me, seen people improve... I'm just. my soul glows knowing people are finding joy in art or even crafts in a time where we are plagued by genA//I...
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i had heard about gamers for years. a lifestyle dedicated to having fun sounded to me like its adherents would form bonds based on positivity, friendship and the joy of fair competition
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 02/10/2026
Finished Soulsilver today. Not everyone made it
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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nono o ooo o oo @notnonoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your unemployed mutual seeing you come online
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Igalimax @igalimax.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Manhattan Cafe #umamusume #ウマ娘
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Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dunno man, it's kind of unsettling to see rampant gushing and uncritical praise for the new Gears of War game while the people who made it are literally being laid off. The very least you could do is mention the layoffs
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I only played Dark Souls 2 once long ago, so playing it again now I am discovering that it is a lot more unforgiving than I remembered re: hairlines.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 21/10/2024
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #15 🍄
Panel 1: Audrey and Val are facing one another on the river bank, seemingly in the late afternoon. They're wearing their last respective outfits from the previous episode. Audrey is saying "Well, you live right near the corner store, right? I was thinking, when I get off work ... I could bring over some snacks and we could watch a movie or something."

Panel 2: Val has a strained expression and starts sweating, sucking in her lips, like she is trying really hard to decide what to say.

Panel 3: Audrey holds his hands up and says "Okay, yep, no. That's definitely the NO face. Say no more!"

Panel 4: Val looks to the side with a strained, nervous expression, replying "No, no, Audrey, it's just, I don't think my apartment is ... Ready for visitors."Panel 5: Audrey tilts his head and asks "Oh? What's up with it?" as Val turns her head away from his, sweating.

Panel 6: Val says "UH," rapidly swinging her head back to face Audrey but with his eyes lagging to the side, giving her time to think.

Panel 7: Val recalls her room, which is an absolute mess, empty pizza boxes, trash bags, socks, unopened mail, miscellaneous chargers, and stains littering the floor. The mattress has no cover, the trash bin is overflowing, and there's a single sound insulating foam panel on the wall behind the computer monitor. A sound of a fly buzzing emanates through the room.

Panel 8: "Black mold," replies Val, finally looking directly at Audrey.Panel 9: Audrey suddenly leans close to Val and balls his hands with a worried expression, yelling "BLACK MOLD?? Val, you CAN'T BE LIVING THERE!!" Val leans back a bit.

Panel 10: Val gives a thumbs up and a close-eyed nervous smile, saying "No no it's okay. I like ... wear a mask."

Panel 11: Audrey has a comedically sad expression, like a toddler who got told that magic isn't real. Water eyes, tensed chin, as if about to cry.

Panel 12: Val, by contrast, just has her brow furrowed in slight annoyance, asking "What."Panel 13: Audrey, still watery-eyed, begins speaking in a baby talk voice, saying "My besht fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowod."

Panel 14: Fisheye lens closeup of Val looking very unamused, brow still furrowed, the setting sun casting a hard shadow on half of the face. She says "Audrey. Audrey you know I hate the V-tuber baby voice."

Panel 15: Audrey raises his head and begins saying into sky, "OOWOWW DA BWACK MOWD IS" and Val interrupts him, hands together in a pleading gesture and eyes shut tight, saying "OKAY OKAY I'll call a mold specialist TODAY. And we can hang out tomorrow. No more ear terrorism."

Panel 16: With her hands still together, Val looks down towards the ground, her pupils hazy, as a bead of sweat rolls down her face. "God I am so f*cked," she thinks.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 30/09/2026
Chiitans art Instagram🎨 Follow please🥹 ⬇️ www.instagram.com/chiitansart
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pixelart in this game looks phenomenal
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
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Tofu93 @tofu93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a big piece to finish still, but interest check on some cute icons with wobbly lines maybe? :)
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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geckowo @geckowo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
slacker (repost)
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Say Cheese @olivermoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The review has been privated because this game apparently already has a rabid fanbase. But seriously, nobody should have been excited for this game, it was tingling my AI alarms off the bat and now it’s got kernel access. UNINSTALL ANIIMO!!! FFS!
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026
AMERICANS WHEN STUFF IS FOR THEE: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! AMERICANS WHEN STUFF IS FOR ME: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
an approximate graph of a poll saying that ~80% of americans  think "america would be better off if more americans worked in manufacturing" whereas ~25% believe "i would be better off if i worked in a factory." the republicans polled were slightly higher in both before somebody gets mad at me for not making this about that
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The idea that women are given special rights based on sex is a remarkably absurd framing and not how discrimination protections actually work in practice. It can only stem from a thoroughly right-wing understanding of the world that believes marginalized people are granted extra entitlements.
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this was my opening hand in the gundam card game the other day. you would never guess this is a card game with killer robots. an opening hand of 5 lesbians
my opening hand in the gundam card game, consisting of cards featuring suletta and miorine
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rizmy (リズミー) @r1zmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remmy's new look.
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 28/09/2026
Art Pieces from today
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#awkwardzombie #999: Cold Calculations (Unicorn Overlord) www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/cold-c...
a snip from the latest AZ
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
everywhere else: yeah i called the city and they said the timeline for closing up the portal to hell on our street is 6 months to a year and to just keep any small animals inside so they're not carried away by swarms of bats

new yorkers: mayor mamdani can i have another ride on the chocolate ferris wheel?

zohran mamdani : of course you can sweetheart but dont forget to take 40 dollars from the bucket of 20s and punch a landlord in the tummy first
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Lotus⚙️Workshop @lotusws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Undefeated sadly
Chart showing the true spectrum of "good men"
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The below is burned into my brain and it's about as appealing a pitch as if video games involved getting shot with an actual gun.
"The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game.
You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months.
It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level. 
That should keep your village safe for now.
You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better.
All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor.
Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence.
The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic.
In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.

Life is good."
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar @redophiuchus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Almost won the reality fracture prerelease! Chose to split the finals instead of playing because it was already pretty late on a Sunday and we both had work in the morning.
Picture of 18 packs of reality fracture.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
Eniko Fox
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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