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Billy Christ

@redletrcrusader.bsky.social
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The little-known brother of our Lord and Savior. Also a Bluesky Elder® Acts 2:44-45* (*From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.) Trying to be a respectful guest on Wabanaki land Thee/Thou

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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Setting aside that despite Thomas being "lynched," he remains alive and well, serving a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land. Bitter old bastard.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow. You've actually turned me off of sex. Maybe forever.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember when Martha Stewart went to prison for a little casual insider trading? Too bad she wasn't a sitting legislator, where that would have been totally fine.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Indeed, grace and dignity are the hallmarks of this administration.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Roberts court has made this statement hard to refute.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Both of those people are too near ground zero of the stank zone. Hard to get your face any nearer to the Sharter in Chief.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you run a theramin throug a looper you can travel in time. Don't fuck around.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Niceish, I suppose. If you're into that sort of thing.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jumping into my time machine to go back and kill the guy who decided to load the airplane front to back.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kudos to Dennis Hastert for not being dead till today. Did not know that. Rest in hell.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"How often does the train go by?" "So often you won't even notice."
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, meet me tonight at Appliance City. Got debts no honest man could pay? Your credit's good at Appliance City [repeat chorus]
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kicking babies is considered "controversial".
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the message is to stay away from smoking babies to avoid the second-hand. Seems like pretty good advice, generally.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you allowed to lay down any boogie?
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there a more Nazi coded dog than the German Shepherd? This guy's metaphors are too on the nose.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Do you even lift, bro?"
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had this name since the time of Christ.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This feels easier than going to therapy.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a response I offer so often I didn't recall what I commented on.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you quarreling with Jamelle?
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More importantly, he never saw the movie War Games.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wouldn't you?
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/pw-dF5l3pDU?...
youtu.be
Teddy Cruz - Why am I persecuted
YouTube video by Mitch Lake
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ron Burgundy: It's Science!
Alt: can't know the results without a statistically relevant sample size
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The US got really good at rockets after the second world war, then really, really good in the 1970's. This bunch of numbnuts think they're inventing it all from scratch.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nazis/Republicans like the speedy drugs.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You'll really hate it when the Mechacoral becomes sentient and begins destroying mankind.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those folks have no interest in the actual data involving welfare, and how most of it goes to crackers in red states.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doppelsheizer
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Then he's not going to deliver the $5K. Joke's on us.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But the exchange rate on a dove was usurious.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
NOTICE: This honey farm is now pick-your-own. Beekeeping veils are available for rent in the farmstand.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Any time I feel like I'm having a bad day at work, I'm going to think of this hapless bastard.
Brownshirt operative takes a pepper ball in his fascist face. Oops.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, He was pissed about people turning His Father's house into a marketplace, but it was the tenner that really set Him off. Can confirm.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally everything can serve briefly as a boat. Just like all mushrooms are edible one time.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/MnsZTWyEVRg?...
youtu.be
You may have read about this
YouTube video by The Honey Exchange Presents
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What do you have against oral hygiene?
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In fact, so many tastes
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
'Nother day in the skeet mines. Diggin' up bangers.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you need help understanding it all, first remember that the US fought a decades-long War on Drugs, and drugs won.
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who up battening they hatches?
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I once asked a guy if the name of his Volvo reminded him of ladyparts and he looked at me like I was from outer space.
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