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Recusant

@recusant.bsky.social
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Each minor problem a grain of sand, and we’ve come to inherit the desert. I’m a gay dude who writes. He/him/his

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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 4h
I hate how funny he is.
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 29/09/2026
Puralis, the Purple Pyrotile
Puralis, the Purple Pyrotile

FIRE / Reptile / Synchro / Tuner • Level 2 • ATK: 800 / DEF: 1400

1 Tuner + 1 non-Tuner monster
When this card is sent from the field to the Graveyard: All monsters your opponent currently controls lose 500 ATK.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
happy carts quest act 2 day everybody
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So the new WoW Forever beta is beautiful and I have to log off of it to go to work.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've been having fun. this one goes up in like 8 hours
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cthulu dishing out the tea during brunch
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I AM TURNING INTO DUST RIGHT NOW
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was a pretty cool set of blizzcon reveals. Waow
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P.A. Bastien @pabastien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So hear me out This maaay be Money Laundering and Embezzlement at mass scale. Why do I think this is the case I used to work retail at the height of the "Itunes gift card" money laundering problem. They have no intention of putting these GPUs to use its used as an excuse for money to change hands
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man today's been a real pain in the neck huh
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In Retrospect "Focus M" was the Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story of AAA video games. There's just some shit you can't do with a straight face any more for at least 10 years.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We're baaaack with more Project Blindface! if you wanna make a shitload of money and you're a video game publisher, you really should get in my DMs (or discord or email etc)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
when i walk into the gay bar on bear night
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 10/09/2026
"Obama being a one term president in the mcu is so funny. I want a 30 page lore essay on how he lost in 2012"
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I DIDN'T CATCH THIS BEFORE BUT THE YGO GX TAG FORCE REMASTER IS USING THE MASTER DUEL UI FOR DUELS I'M SO IN
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❗ KUU ❗ @kuueater.com · 05/09/2026
now everyone who approaches me will know that i pick up on underlying themes. and i'm gay.
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E(mera)ld @gothiccoppelia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
torneko: IM BOUT TO SELL A SWORD OF MALICE 

torneko's wife, smoking a joint and playing a game: ...damn i shgouldve been lovin' an arms dealer
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Act 2 trailer drops this Friday at noon! The culmination of years of work. Years of blood, sweat, and tears. You will soon get to see just a sliver of the work I've put into this beast of an act. Coming as a FREE update to Carter's Quest.
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TAG FORCE REMASTER HAS KAIBAMAN THE LEGEND? THE CARD FROM 2025? MODERN SUPPORT IS ON THE TABLE??? FUCK TELE-DAD HOLY SHIT
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OH GOD YOU CAN PLAY FULL POWER TELE-DAD IN HD LOL
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh hey tag yugioh gx force remaster waow
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The OOT plant fiber thing isn't very unprecedented if you remember that Nintendo likes Big Ass Chunky Textures to punch you in the face with the idea of realism. This is some Wii shit.
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LOL FORGOT THE CROP OUT THE VIDEO LANIPATOR JUMPSCARE
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
thinkin about that direct
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
rebOOT looks mostly fine but grokarina of time is really funny to say so who is to say how I truly feel
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
can check
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You're kind of a cheesed cracker to me bro I don't wanna hear it.
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is your last fucko boingo, kid.
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
final fantasy resonance's minimum specs are above my current computer i'm about to start panhandling
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
screenshot of bsky3d, with the 'source on tangled' source code link circledscreenshot of the repo, with CLAUDE circled in multiple locations
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man Stroker's Jackula
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Pepper Smile @peppersmile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FF Resonance fight scenes look like they were animated by sonic sprite fighters and that is the highest compliment I can ever bestow on a AAA game
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do what you will. It's my Jarona.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Report: It Nice That Linemen Feel Comfortable Showing Off Bare Bellies
Report: It Nice That Linemen Feel Comfortable Showing Off Bare Bellies
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the jaronavirus
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝟲𝟰 𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀 @𝚜𝚖𝟼𝟺𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜.𝚋𝚜𝚔𝚢.𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 Bounce 100 Mario Coins Out Of It
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 03/09/2026
D. Human
D. Human

EARTH / Warrior / Normal • Level 4 • ATK: 1300 / DEF: 1100

Gifted with the power of dragons, this warrior wields a sword created from a dragon's fang.
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you know, people make fun of roland for their limited displays, but they're just spoiled by legible modern OLED panels. it really couldn't be simpler. for example, to record on P-6, simply summon the sneeple (or "snake people"), norNalize them, then just press the penis envy button (P.ENV) to Ɐr it.
roland P-6 red LED 7-segment 4-character display reads "SNPL"now it says "norN"the F sharp "P.ENV" button, glowing orange with envythe LED display now says uhhhh upside down A, lower case r, lower case i or perhaps a comma, lower case t
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@talkwordy

Dear 30-something lady with
license plate M4M4BEAR: I am
sorry MAMABEAR was taken but
you have made a terrible mistake.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🏅 < ( Gunk In My Lungs Award )
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is my new sonic OC, Turtle the Tortoise. no one can understand what his fucking deal is.
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