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@reasonablysober.bsky.social
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sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose.

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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11h
going for a walk.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 12h
That’s bullshit.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my worst take that I fully stand by: rob zombie made the best Halloween movies
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck! Shit!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hell yea win or go home on saturday
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
feels right.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 05/10/2026
Didier Fuentes to Mason Miller:
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
good start clemson.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is just a ridiculous booth for a playoff game. what are we doing here.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 01/10/2026
Three billionaires gave more than 90% of the money raised by Representative Tom Tiffany, the Republican nominee for governor of Wisconsin, according to state campaign finance reports filed on Wednesday night.
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3 Billionaires Have Largely Funded Republican Nominee for Wisconsin Governor
Under its current rules, Wisconsin has not had a race in which a small number of donors have made up such a large share of a campaign’s funding.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the one game this season i'm rooting for chicago.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ah, shit. RIP.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what a season.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mizzu just ran the dumbest goddamn play. it was beautiful.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone teach me how to steal money from these crypto dopes. seems easy as hell.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Otters with jobs
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's 42 I've never touched, a ton I've watched a handful and Nope'd out of.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The hero you need isn't always the hero you want
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good list imo.
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The singer included tracks by FINNEAS, Lukas Graham, Rowe, Beoga—all acts who dropped out of Ed Sheeran's Loop tour in support of Macklemore's stance on Palestine. www.pastemagazine.com/music/hayley...
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Hayley Williams shows support for Macklemore with pre-show playlist
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GIVE IT TO THEM YOU COWARDS
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so we just nearly started a war with china (a nuclear state) because of genAI use
The intelligence report, circulated across the US military this spring in the midst of the war with Iran, immediately set off alarm bells: A Chinese ship in the Middle East was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.
The US military swung into action with plans to intercept the vessel, according to four sources familiar with the episode.
According to two of the sources, armed members of the US military were preparing to board the ship. Military planes were in the air, one of those sources and another source familiar with the incident said.
It was only just before the planned operation that officials dug deeper into the report put together by a special operations command analyst and found it had been generated with the help of artificial intelligence (AI) — and that a chatbot the analyst had used inaccurately identified the material the ship was carrying. CNN was not able to learn what the misidentified cargo was.
The report, according to one of the sources, was "entirely false." But it also "almost started a war," the source said. Any US operation against a Chinese vessel could have risked spiraling into an armed conflict between the two nations.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
promise kept
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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 16/09/2026
This piece by @lopatto.bsky.social remains the truest thing ever written on the internet:
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Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh boy, Monday morning after week 1 of the NFL season! Time to read some blogs and see what everyone is talking abou-
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fuckin' woof @nytimes.com
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no amount of coaching or QB magic can fix a terrible offensive line. absolutely enough to sink a season.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
never change, ben johnson.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oregon…woof.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new favorite sports photo dropped.
Luis Lara after he robbed a dinger, looking cool as hell. Garrett Mitchell is in awe.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Luis Goddamn Lara
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i still think the rams are on to something with this time traveling thing.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
drive a honda accord and filling it up cost $70 today.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We gotta do something to save local reporting, because the only alternative right now is algorithmic culture war garbage that erodes public trust rather than builds it. Great for making everyone hate each other.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
big league stars doing rehab stints in the minors is a true delight. it's like, "oh, Chris Hemsworth performing at the county fair, we should check it out"
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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MLB HR Videos @mlbhrvideo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jackson Chourio game-tying HR (22)
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