Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/10/2026my worst take that I fully stand by: rob zombie made the best Halloween movies 000
Reposted by MattJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind 171886308
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this is legit fascinating to me and i'm glad i'm learning something as i'm watching a blowout 110
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i'm learning just now that coriander isn't just the british or aussie version of cilantro and the soap taste isn't a coriander thing (i think?..) 260
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what i want to know is if it tastes like soap to like 15% of the population 6410
Reposted by MattLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083514810582
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hardest cuts: Paramour - Riot The Killers - Hot Fuss The Wrecker - Stand Still, Look Pretty The Offspring - Smash Miranda Lambert - Weight of these Wings Bob Seger - Live Bullet The Movielife - 40 Hour Train back to Penn Lorde - Pure Heroine Norah Jones - Come Away with Me 000
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm going the pirated route until further notice. they're gonna have to earn my $100. starting Kuzma isn't a good sign. 010
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i could live with a big time gambling sponsor of the brewers. they occasionally switch things up, pump new money into advertising. i've been watching the same two ads for an entire goddamn year, every break. one for a local casino, another for a health provider. same jingle. E.V.E.R.Y.I.N.N.I.N.G. 110
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026is he having his 2nd down and 9 moment? (i think that was the down and distance) 100
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026joey votto: I don't see the Braves scoring again ozzie albies: 010
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this is just a ridiculous booth for a playoff game. what are we doing here. 100
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026mission accomplished, you earned my money for the year. 120
Reposted by MattThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 01/10/2026Three billionaires gave more than 90% of the money raised by Representative Tom Tiffany, the Republican nominee for governor of Wisconsin, according to state campaign finance reports filed on Wednesday night.nyti.ms3 Billionaires Have Largely Funded Republican Nominee for Wisconsin GovernorUnder its current rules, Wisconsin has not had a race in which a small number of donors have made up such a large share of a campaign’s funding. 1610957
Reposted by Mattdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 112322297
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 27/09/2026mizzu just ran the dumbest goddamn play. it was beautiful. 000
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 27/09/2026someone teach me how to steal money from these crypto dopes. seems easy as hell. 000
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there's 42 I've never touched, a ton I've watched a handful and Nope'd out of. 000
Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 25/09/2026small but important update: due to the Quinnen Williams trade, that potential top ten pick will be going to the Jets. so really, the Cowboys traded away a chance at Jeremiah Smith. 020
