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Matt

@reasonablysober.bsky.social
150 followers 206 following 1.2K posts

sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose.

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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i don't see the problem
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
feels right.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
on the otherhand,
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
joey votto: I don't see the Braves scoring again ozzie albies:
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ah, shit. RIP.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good list imo.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fuckin' woof @nytimes.com
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new favorite sports photo dropped.
Luis Lara after he robbed a dinger, looking cool as hell. Garrett Mitchell is in awe.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
one of us!
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i like what i like.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
literally this
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
LOUD SCREAMING NOISES
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i bet it was by drinking raw milk.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
buddy
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
a clue?
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oh gtfo
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i feel fine about this and will surely not be judged.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
oh no
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
they got that shit out of there in a hurry.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
after years of bitching from my dad about commercials and paying for services i finally got him going on a plex server and he's trying out mine and instead of thank you or this rules this is what he sends me
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
mina and katie going against each other on jeopardy?
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
bruh
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
cnn was ON TOP of this
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i'm sayin
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
8-31” what the hell how is that the range
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
also, two bad things don't make a right? or whatever?
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
nailed it.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
13 year old forced into orgy at Trump's golf course. file was quickly deleted.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"embarrassingly small".
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
it's been there for, like, a decade
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
nothing's come close to this closing shot.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
there are more replies to that than he has followers
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
first thing I did when I joined the site.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
lol.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
what the hell (it's good)
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
not kidding.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
WHAT
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
post a famous bathroom scene.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
i need bleech for my brain.
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Matt @reasonablysober.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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