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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a percentage of population, the number of civilians killed in Gaza since October 7 is proportional to 10 million American civilians
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 19/09/2026
Delete your discover feeds, embrace niche interest feeds
Logging into miniatures painting bluesky comic

Man with fun t shirt opens door

Greeted by a room of happy folk saying hell yeah niceminis

Man is happy
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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How-Sen Chong @how-sen.com · 11/09/2026
Someone on Reddit filmed an aerial drone advertisement in the night sky in Toronto and if this is real, it needs to be banned immediately. #TOpoli
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realyarn 🇨🇦 @realyarn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social If Breaking News had Katie Marovitch go toe to toe with the great Diane Morgan until one of them laughed, who would break first? Or would they just keep going until the writers all turned to dust and blew away?
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Cindy Lee 🇨🇦 @cindylee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Website to source Canadian goods. You know what to do. 🇨🇦 madeinca.ca
madeinca.ca
Made in CA | Canadians, spend your money wisely.
The made in Canada resource to quickly find Canadian products, services and retailers, so you can use your dollars to support the Canadian economy.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
arizonasports.com
ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is your reminder that the Sun is owned by Postmedia, which is owned by USian investors. That's treason, from Brian.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
the press has gotten completely habituated to the ugly and hateful behavior of the people in this government so i will be surprised if anyone ever asks hegseth why he thinks it is appropriate to mock children for wanting to learn, grow and maybe serve their country
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Past 48 hours. #WaterCrisis @cnn.com @nytimes.com
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WrenTemple @wrentemple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Painted an Ogre Loader for the Cathay Grand Cannon. #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #TOW #TheOldWorld #Cathay #GrandCathay
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Libby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 13/08/2026
JFC ban these sex crime glasses in healthcare. If anyone you know buys them it is your duty to mock them until they stop wearing them.
fashiontimes.co.uk
Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation Where She Had To Take Off Her Clothes: 'They Need To Be Banned'
A woman's discomfort with a doctor wearing smart glasses during a consultation has sparked debate over privacy and the use of camera-equipped technology in healthcare settings.
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Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm late because I couldn't find my saved tweets.
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SpookyCobraChicken @andgracetoo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Strictly Canadian version. People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Bill Barilko disappeared that summer
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General Disarray @qotm31.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You might also enjoy
A tattoo of a hot air balloon hitting power lines, the caption styled as the name of the card is “Is That Good?”
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the argument against Mamdani attending the 9/11 anniversary, as far as I can tell, is literally just that he’s Muslim, and reposting it is just reporting rank racism
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lro70.bsky.social @lro70.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ahhh, Oregon
yahoo.com
Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.
Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion AI facility.
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 05/08/2026
Get it right BRENNAN 😂
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realyarn 🇨🇦 @realyarn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Someone should make a law where NYT games have to be easier on days when I’m really busy
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cats meeting the new baby core: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 03/08/2026
Sad to hear of the death of Emperor Palpatine. He was larger-than-life, always outspoken and secretly very kind in private.
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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
A day may come when I am not mistaken for another brown actor. But it is not this day.

Kunal Nayyar @kunalnayyar
Every time I get recognized for you I think “man I wish it were true:)”

Kal Penn @kalpenn
I have taken credit for both of your accolades in the last 2 weeks so I guess I owe you each a photo, half a beer, and an awkward extended hug

@SarahKSilverman
Replying to @kalpenn @kunalnayyar and @kumailn
Why do you have three accounts?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
democrat is socialist and socialist is communist
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 31/07/2026
"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Falkirk Wheel, the only rotating boat lift in the world. It consists of two counterbalanced arms shaped like a Celtic double-headed axe that rotate around a central axis. It connects the Forth and Clyde Canal with the Union Canal in Scotland. (Time lapse) IG: @parametric.architecture
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 28/07/2026
Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company is suing Minnesota over a first-in-the-nation law banning technology that allows users to create and post deepfake videos or images of people naked without their consent.
mprnews.org
Elon Musk’s company sues Minnesota over new law to bar manipulated images to fake nudity
Minnesota’s anti-nudification law is supposed to take effect on Saturday. It is being challenged in federal court by a company led by Elon Musk.
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Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@omgsidewalks

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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I Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We dont give up fighting Trump that easily up here. We're not Democrats
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 08/07/2026
absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Puppy was scared of the fireworks and went to his deaf dad for comfort. Seems like the dog could understand ASL. 🥰
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Cory Trego-Erdner @corytregoerdner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A quartet of villainous characters from the Dungeons and Dragons 5e book, Descent into Avernus. I wasn't stoked when I got normal human characters instead of monsters, so I compensated by painting them as hard as I could, and they became some of my favorite pieces I ever did for D&D.
A skinny and unwell man in aristocratic fantasy clothing inspects a sinister puzzle box artifact.A huge brutish man with a half burned face wields a club.A dapper but villainous man in dark aristocratic fantasy clothing holds a dagger behind his back.A stern older woman in aristocratic fantasy clothing. She is brawny, and pulls up her sleeve from her clenched fist.
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Don Gato 🐱🐈‍⬛🐶🐺🌈🐯 @dongato-1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Amigos. ❤️❤️💗🐈‍⬛🐶 Friends.❤️❤️💗🐈‍⬛🐶
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 18/06/2026
New look at Snapchat’s Specs AR glasses • Costs $2195 • $SNAP stock price dropped immediately after the announcement
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