Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Marchenko must be the best Russian player the Leafs have had since…Mogilny? Not a long list really, but he’s obviously better than Kulemin, Mikheyev and Zaitsev 210
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Morally, the Leafs absolutely should win the Stanley Cup. Not because Leafs fans deserve it. Because the fans of every other team deserve it. 0133
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I see that Merzlikins is out for the year with boneitis (6 months but we know what's up), so that makes a little more sense. Curious what they do with a freshly acquired Miles Wood when they already have way too many B6 guys making $3M 231
Reposted by Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law)Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 28/09/2026I am pro-life myself and it gives me no joy to report this but I think the Leafs may have absolutely taken the Jackets to the cleaners on this deal. Goodness. 3387
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I truly hate the "there has to be more happening" copium on a disappointing trade, but the Leafs are now a billion dollars over the cap so I assume *something* is going to happen 430
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jeez not exactly a value trade. How do you take on that much salary and still give up Andre and a 2nd? 010
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If it’s not Knies I think I’ll be pretty happy with whatever this is. Contract will be a sticker shock I’m sure but who cares 100
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really sad and pathetic how all the hater chart nerds are down on the Leafs this year just because they followed up 5 seasons of slow degradation with 2 seasons of flaming dog shit 020
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As a percentage of population, the number of civilians killed in Gaza since October 7 is proportional to 10 million American civilians 3246
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have a great idea for unions who see this law as bullshit. Strike anyway and tell the feds to fuck themselves 000
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some good reading for a somber reflection today randomnerds.com/wp-content/u...randomnerds.com 001
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026House of the Dragon is surprisingly good (much like Fire and Blood was). Some things work better than others, but it’s pretty suspenseful and the character are more fleshed out than in the book. Unlike GoT’s show runners, I think Ryan Condal really loves and *gets* the source material 100
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Some movies are great stories, others are artistic visions. Some movies are a physical experience 000
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mark Walter is particularly boring monster. Putting thousands of people's retirement funds in jeopardy with a bunch of shitty self-dealing so he can pump up the value of his portfolio, including the Dodgers. Walter should go to jail, but also the Dodgers 2025 World Series win should be forfeitedyoutube.comInvestigating Magic Johnson, the Dodgers Owner... and Your Nest Egg | PTFOYouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT 110
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Our great country may be an otherwise meaningless menagerie of global mining operations and local monopolies, but if we have one core national trait it’s that we would never, ever accept being part of the United States of America 021
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Btw, the Bike Lane decision isn’t even the worst ONCA decision involving Zarnett from THIS MONTH! 010
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Looking at the ONCA panel its obvious that this one was DOA for the good guys 200
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I know not with what weapons Woke War III will be fought, but Woke War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. 171
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Would be a shame if someone cool took this job and immediately starting acting as a double agent for the DSA 010
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026As Corey Doctorow has written, the US economic hegemony is highly dependant on other forcing countries supporting its policies that let US companies act as monopolies. The US enforces this with the threat of tariffs. Now that those are being imposed anyway, these countries have no reason to comply 130
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Seeing rumours that local nerdy Jewish man Evan Gold may join the Leafs as an AGM 010
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Would be funny except I forgot that he’s not eligible for one 010
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026By far the funniest possibility right now is a Cutter Gauthier signing an offer sheet with the Flyers 040
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I was trying to think who is the ultimate dim lights merchant of our time: - Matt Duchene - Ryan O'Reilly - Joe Thornton/Pat Marleau And of course, Mitch Marner 040
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I am all for popularizing the phrase "dim lights merchant" 040
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I don’t think Rielly is getting traded to the ducks 100
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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026In all seriousness, the Flyers must just be fucking with Anaheim or trying to shake something loose because $11M is not a lot of money for Zegras/Drysdale and now someone might try to offer sheet one of them! They also have to lock down Mitchkov next year (even if he's even still on the team) 110
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If Anaheim somehow does not match on Carlsson, the Flyers have like $11M to spend on Zegras and Drysdale. If that happens, the Leafs should offer sheet Nikita Grebenkin at the no compensation level just to try to take some stink off of the Laughton trade 041
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Sign your RFAs early and often 010
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Chayka should throw a $4M offer sheet at Mintyukov right now - see if Verbeek just full on fails to notice 010
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Wonder if he brought a bagged lunch?sportsnet.caWatch Live: Maple Leafs GM John Chayka speaks after first day of free agency 041
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Seriously I don’t know how you manage to go 0/7 after you’ve apparently had a month to plan but Jesus the blow after blow has made this day so much worse. No Giroux, Bourque, Arvidsson, anyone of 300 decent back up goalies, just 6 replacement level guys who can’t score and an 80 y/o goalie 062
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Not sure I’ve ever seen a GM take so many individuals Ls in such a short period of time. I think there have been worse July 1s in terms of the size of the mistakes, but this has been about 6 obvious mistakes in about three hours of work 172
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Honestly the more I think about it, it's a D right now. Team somehow has less scoring power, more nothing forwards, and lost all its cap space 130
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026So far I give Chayka a C- for today. If he jettisons Dakota Joshua it’ll be a C, if he signs Giroux I’ll make it a B- 220
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I hate everything about the Bob contract. Term, AAV, age. I hate that the insiders had it. I hate that it’s at best a massive and stupid gamble. And I truly hate the star fucking aspect to the whole thing. There were so many better options and they just punched themselves in the face for no reason 070
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Nothing wrong with this contract in a vacuum, but I would have thought the Leafs would want a 3C who was more of a play driver 100
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Huh?xcancel.comElliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)Jeffrey Viel 5 x $2.5M Tampa Bay 120
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Wonder what ol' Frankie Seravalli thinks about the Panthers' plan to pay a combined $7M for 42 y/o Radko Gudas and 44 y/o Brad Marchand 170
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The kind of bad return that’s only worth it if you’re racking up another move 120
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Dubas any time he has a chance to acquire a small imperfect forward who he has a history withstatic.klipy.comTempting In BrugesAlt: Tempting In Bruges 040
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sad the Leafs couldn't get him but very curious to see the return. Felt like there were 28 GMs lurking around Bourque like seagulls 000
Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This would be lunacy and for once I desperately hope Dreger is in fact being used as a propaganda outlet 040