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Tobias

@drfunky.bsky.social

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This is my dumpster fire

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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Does intermittent fasting still count of you eat your boogers?

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Lmao finally remembered my password. Sup losers

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Sweet Raccoons ❤️🦝 @arai.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Can’t get any notes done because they blocked chatgpt from the hospital computers

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 29/06/2023

Call my dick lebron the way it’s always dribbling

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

How do guys do jiujitsu or wrestling with other guys without getting hard?

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/06/2023

Rip to Fortunato but I would have gotten out from behind that wall no problem

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/06/2023

The soy “get better sleep hygiene” vs the chad “do ambien”

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 22/06/2023

Y’all ever see the ending of The Mist??

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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 22/06/2023

Airbud would have been amazing at dogfights

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 20/06/2023

opening up a submarine ride that goes to observe the wreckage of the submarine that went to observe the wreckage of the titanic

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 14/06/2023

Matched on a dating app with an attending at the hospital i’m doing a SubI at. Should I pretend it never happened or?

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 12/06/2023

Just learned about periods. How could god do this to women??!

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 02/06/2023

*At a museum* Tour guide: this rock is millions of years old Crowd *losers*: wow! Me *in the back very smart 180 IQ*: technically all rocks are 4.5 billion years old

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

My urethra so tight it comes out like a mist

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

Morty is short for Mortyferth

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

Does anyone have an extra code so I can invite my best buddy Kevin Bass to skeeter?

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 29/05/2023

Just gotta get past this week and then things will be okay

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023

How do i delete a skeet reply?? I thought these were private

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023

Who up skeeting?

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 24/05/2023

Me: well you know what they say there’s plenty of other fish in my pocket

Fesh is the plural of fish

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

Hope the government finally comes clean about the lizard people

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

@realqrampage.bsky.social taking me to the euthanasia clinic

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

Who up making their skeetes??

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 19/05/2023

It’s friday and people are gonna go out and just waste money partying and drinking. You know what I’m gonna do I’m gonna invest my money by going to the casino and doubling it. Then I’m gonna use that money I earned to invest it in crypto currency. Then I’m gonna use it to buy real estate. Then-

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

Getting my toes sucked at the walmart

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

They should make an option where we can get cool check marks next to our usernames on here if we pay $8 a month

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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 17/05/2023

*being escorted out of the aquarium*: this is the worst restaurant I’ve ever been to

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

When you find a cafeteria lady hair in your food

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

Skeets?

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

So what do you guys even do here? And how can I be annoying?

Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 16/05/2023