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A mastodon tumbled over threads precariously close to my space and as it came to rest it faced the blue sky and wheezed its final words 'So you get nothing. You lose. Good day Sir…'. True story. X

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson was born on this day in 1936.
Edward Hopper's 'Nighthawks', but the man and woman at the counter of the diner are now Fozzie and Miss Piggy. The guy with his back to us is now Bert, but Bert is being operated by Frank Oz, who is crouched down in front of the counter. The waiter/server is now Jim Henson who is looking intently at Kermit, and Kermit, who is occupying half of Jim's right arm, is looking intently at Jim. The diner is now called "JIMMYS".
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Wildlife @worldwildlife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Black Swan (Cygnus atratus): This 142cm (56in) large water bird with mostly black plumage and a red bill is native to Australia, however, they have been introduced into other regions and also re-introduced into New Zealand. Terrific photo taken by Jón Óskar Hauksson in Iceland #blackswan #swan #bird
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Dr. Liz: Life in the Aftertimes @lgkatzphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Hitchcock made films today.
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𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 @wor-will.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jaws (1975) #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who you gonna call?
A tour bus in Edinburgh with branding on the side that reads GHOST BUS TOURS
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“The moment I first sold pictures, I felt rich. .. I didn’t have much money but I did what I wanted. .. You are a rich man if you do the things you want to do.” #RIP www.nytimes.com/2026/06/12/a...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025
this has become a very important video to me
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Skita i det blå skåpet" on Swedish Wikipedia sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skita_i...
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 23/03/2026
Good morning. Here's some Art.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways

Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side.

Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/03/2026
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Listen to The mesmerizing whale song as a humpback 🐋 whale and its calf swim in the coastal waters of Tonga 🇹🇴 📹Paul Nicklen
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
He's got no chance
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
IF you accidentally shrink
a top in the wash, all is
not lost. Simply pass on
the item in question to a
smaller friend, and then
phone up a larger friend
to see if they have made
a similar mistake.
Rasputin Cronkite, Leeds
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
'Gordon's Wine Bar - Villiers Street WC2' by John Duffin www.royalwatercoloursociety.co.uk/artists/399-...
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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#memedaddy on Tumblr
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Wrong dog
2 Panel comic titled “Twonks.”
1st Panel: a man wearing sunglasses speaks on the phone. He says, "You sent me the wrong guide dog.”
2nd Panel: reveal we're in an art gallery and the man's guide dog is pointing at a Magritte painting. He says, "This is a Magritte. Painted in 1964."
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
EBAY buyers. When viewing a
listing, remember that
'untested'
means it doesn't work, and
"sold
as seen' means it's completely
fucked
Shenkin Arsecandle, Llareggub
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
WRAP a potato in silver foil and
leave it in your house just in
case your home catches fire and
burns down. If the worst does
happen, you will at least have a
baked potato to look forward to.
Derek Snowden, Bolton
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2026
Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse
Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/02/2026
LOGGING ON
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-ho…
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 10/12/2025
Top frame: Haldir and Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Haldir saying "we ride together, we die together." Bottom frame: Haldir says  "Bad boys for life."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
We made a comic about the Hulk.
1 Waiter: Any room for dessert Mr. Banner?
2 Bruce Banner: I really wanted some but I'm way too full. This makes me so mad.
3 Bruce turns into the hulk
4 Hulk: I'll have the tiramisu.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"Don't Be a Sucker" by the US War Department (1947) The film follows a young American, drawn in by a speaker promising an end to jobs for minorities and removing foreigners. He encounters a Hungarian professor who explains this is how Nazis grab power for themselves. archive.org/details/Dont...
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
My friends: “Not everyone understands his genius, but it’s real” 🔥
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/10/2025
When it finally gets cool outside in autumn
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Joy receptacle Joy, IL
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
hang in there
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Me @realabell.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
“If you read the dictionary, you’ve read every book. You don’t even need to read the definitions.”
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
We’re just normal men
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/07/2025
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/11/2023
RETVRN
a full suite of transparent turquoise computing products including printer, keyboards, tape dispenser, monitor, laptop and what appears to be a waffle iron?  anyway transparent plastic ethos rules OKAY
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
RIP
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Me @realabell.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
News is awful Post a Godzilla
media.tenor.com
a giant gorilla is standing next to a tower with a rocket in the background .
Alt: Godzilla is standing directly in front of a tower with a rocket launcher that flashes as it fires at him
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thethinblackduke.bsky.social @thethinblackduke.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/06/2025
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Merriam-Webster Tweet: Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

Cookie Monster's reply to the tweet: Me no wear pants.
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S.A. Smith 😎👍🏼 @heronflight.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Life…
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Lana 🌺 ❤️💛💚💙💜 @mahalomalama.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Signing Off… Good Night Y’all! 🐭
Cute little mouse… Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day.
@DDC
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KimberCanada @kimberleybsb.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Actually, yes, this and a fantastic set of encyclopedias
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