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Erik the Rural Juror

@edoggthered.bsky.social
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If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am. I guess it's pretty nuanced.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 3h
I went for a walk today and saw a small snake and it was pretty cool.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm guessing that this is at the direction of Monica Crowley.
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Matthew Shadle @matthewshadle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s wild that no one in the media asks the White House for any evidence that Iran was anywhere near producing nuclear weapons and makes it major a story when they refuse. Instead Trump just repeatedly uses this to justify the war and the economic hardships it’s caused without question.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I the only one who read that headline and assumed that the zoo had somehow fallen afoul of the Wu-Tang Clan?
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what are we even doing here
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd love to see Eric Schmitt confuse seeing the Eagles with Jalen Hurts and seeing the Eagles with Joe Walsh.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my emotional state watching the red sox last night
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe they can have a little woke, as a treat.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no there is a tool video outside of my hotel room
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still think maybe the best STEM major you can have right now is "AI Safety", which is just pouring pitchers of water on the servers in data centers when the agents try to break containment.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know a lot of people think Trump’s first campaign signaled the downfall of society but did you know that Microsoft’s OneDrive came out about the same time?
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, at the Starbucks in Philly after watching the latest season of Reacher: “wiz wit”.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She like-liked Ike.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been a false flag operation this whole time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/a...
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Kennedy Center Shelved Repairs Now Cited for Closure, Whistle-Blowers Say (Gift Article)
In a letter to Congress, former employees say the center delayed a plan to address the leaks that its officials now cite as a serious safety risk.
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Mary Beth Schneider @marybschneider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His father would be so ashamed.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess now’s the time to pivot from meatball sandwiches to black beans and rice.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s kinda wild that if it weren’t for the upcoming election, Republicans wouldn’t give a shit about out of control prices.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A remake of Good Will Hunting but Will is an AI chat agent.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A remake of Good Will Hunting but Will is an AI chat agent.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fishers represent!
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yo! I will be offering an online course this Dec. aimed at writers looking to realize their novel-in-progress's full potential. Those who sign up before Sept. 28 will also get extra seminars and writing sessions for the full MFA for All semester. Check it out! americanshortfiction.org/mfa-for-all/
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is another great example of why there should be legal limits on how much wealth you can accumulate.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think this is where we are about to be.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This held up pretty well too.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This held up pretty well.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow, I guess those people that kept Trump from acting on his worst impulses in his first term were pretty pretty pretty important.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy shit @bencollins.bsky.social
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get the feeling that this is going to work great right up until it doesn't.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In any case, six months from now we're going to read stories about people who believed they had health insurance, suffered a health issue, and went bankrupt when it turned out their coverage had been cancelled by Dr. Oz.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Insurance companies notably hate people that never file claims.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm kind of surprised that big Trump supporters, either in the media or government or private sector, haven't started changing their own last names to Trump. Maybe that's coming up next.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So now the arch is going to be a wedding reception venue and sniper’s nest
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s literally building a fortified bunker, now an arch that holds major weapons, and controls the military and nukes. He has zero plams to leave, people better wake tf up
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I continue to only see two ways for this conflict to end: one is Trump just declaring victory and walking away and the other is him using a nuclear weapon. And the latter choice seems a lot more likely than it should.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm honestly kind of surprised that Trump hasn't proposed adding another star to the American flag to honor himself. There are a bunch of extras in this AI slop produced by our education department, maybe one is for him?
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The neighbors got a robotic lawnmower and my French bulldog is extremely suspicious.
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Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 19/09/2026
I don't know, if I were a WH reporter banned from the WH, I'd probably want to take that as an opportunity to report on all the shit I know about but have been worried about reporting on because it might restrict my access.
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Rebekah Young @rebekahwyoung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🧵🧵
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is your periodic reminder that Kaitlin Collins hosted the first town hall event of Trump's 2024 campaign on CNN.
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Haven’t shared my Trump Caddyshack Theory recently: Trump thinks he’s Ty Webb. Trump voters think he’s Al Czervik. Dems think he’s Carl Spackler. Business leaders think he’s Judge Smails. He’s actually just … Spaulding.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am never more optimistic than when I am buying bananas.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's gonna be awkward when Trump pardons this guy after getting a payoff.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s super important for our troops to get boners in the morning and be real horny, for some reason.
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Died *with* AI not *of* AI.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's correct that interest rate increases are partially a result of a deficit but he's got the wrong deficit in mind.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s probably bad that the guy in charge of trade doesn’t understand trade.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why aren’t we referring to anti-vax people as Antiva?
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reminder that Trump is actively working to make food more expensive while Mamdani is actively working to make food less expensive.
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