Reposted by Elizabeth 🍉
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded
operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal
me: i don't know what that means
operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the
me: nevermind
![[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]
YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:
9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections
seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdrmdificlltovjippwxtyl5/bafkreidgtn4glykyv5jlslbpkse26tilfoideglc3fmp2wwvj4rhmiokay)
![panel 1: doggirl in closet "what to wear"
panel 2: holding up shirt "perfect!"
panel 3: [ later ] doggirls date, doggirl says "hey gwen!!"
panel 4: doggirl's shirt says "PLEASE PLEASE LET ME FUCK PLEASE"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bcccyzqj5zoyj5vmxfy6jq46/bafkreidvab3rdqu56eeum5exrcjaimrjximx27iemmb4cjljoqpju3pege)
