Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If there's one thing about me it is that I do be yearning. I love to yearn. Pine even. I love being polyamorous and yearning. 011
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026An Emergency Thirst Kit I made for my friend's 31st birthday 🎂 #madmen #jonhamm #madmensjonhamm 000
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025One of my favorite people passed away this weekend, my friend Sam Carroll. It feels like nothing matters and everything matters. I'm not okay and I won't be for a long time I don't think. This fucking sucks ass. 010
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025The tragedy is that I was always meant to be a fae prince 020
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025My most embarrassing secret is that I still do think I'm a fae if I'm deeply honest with myself 020
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I think there is still magic in it somewhere 030
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Figure modeling at Scarab Club in Detroit again tonight! 🪲 000
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Unproblematic (or at least way less problematic) Midwest die antwoord 000
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg. 571572407394
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest 1464331393146
Reposted by Ratty McRattersoncait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/02/2025my mental state is very very stable which you can tell by the fact that i'm just watching best of americas got talent auditions on youtube 163447
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Ready to figure model at The Scarab Club 🪲 010
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Creature feature Featuring The creature 010
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I fear I am, once again, having a bit of a crush or two 000
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/01/2025My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you. 201290260
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonbrennan @brennan.computer · 26/01/2025boat builder websites are absolutely peak internet: just a bunch of old dudes with their own domains documenting and linking everything they can to each other, this floating village of ropes and plywood and hard-won knowledge 5466
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonSkyler 🏴☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Mitsubishi? I hardly know she! 563268
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonEvan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Commit the sin of empathy. 94111763803
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Watched the 1993 Much Ado About Nothing with @violet.codes and she concluded that there was a lot of fuss happening over not much. 111
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 25/01/2025keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both 271673365
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 23/01/2025They should invent an opposition party 191306143
Reposted by Ratty McRattersoncrimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16/02/2024they could make all sorts of fluids shoot out of the bathroom wall, and yet they go with water time and time again 228135
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I will make you food. You are safe in my house. Let's plan how we're going to support each other. 020
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Hot take: when you put "female identifying" for the actor category of an audition, you actually limit yourself even more. You should put that in the character description, not actor description. 000
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonBjörkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 15/01/2025I don't know what's wrong with me but it's definitely getting worse ! 0152
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonmarissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. i want god to put me back in the womb so i can sleep 16411
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025And listen, I WOULD send feet pics. I want money and I got good feet. 💅 NO ONE ASKS ME FOR THEM 110
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonregular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 14/01/2025my dog just popped a squat in the middle of the living room, stared me down and said, in perfect English, “do not avert your eyes, mother. you must bear witness to what’s coming” and then dropped a giant shit??? anyone else’s dog do this?? 0152
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I enjoyed the vampire movie, but was disappointed at the lack of a baseball scene. 000
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025One ticket for the vampire movie plz 🦇 010
Reposted by Ratty McRatterson🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 14/01/2025you mispronounced ralph fiennes's name because you thought it was pronounced like it was spelled i mispronounced ralph fiennes's name because i'd never seen it written and thought people were saying 'ray fiennes' we are not the same 1141
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Wow. Working out wasn't propaganda and eating well is also not propaganda. I'm gonna fight God. 000
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I have some amazing beautiful love stories in my life, and this is one for the ages: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYEbTGMn/tiktok.com#lovestory #goodbyetiktok #story #trans @Jasmineerose TikTok video by Violet - Free Palestine 🇵🇸 000
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I just want the nausea to go away. I have been chronically nauseous since 2018 and I just want it to stop. I'm so frustrated. 000
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonmarissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025i do not piss with my ass .. He who piss with his ass have forgotten the face of his father. I piss with my balls 3555
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonMaris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Feeling tremendous guilt that I can’t contribute to every single Go Fund Me myself, as if I alone were meant to be the public safety net. 743047497
Reposted by Ratty McRattersonSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I like the bit at the end of Lord of the Flies where the British officer finds the boys on the island and is like "you all have turned savage, what an absolute disgrace you all are" and then he looks at his warship and the last line is him going "AWWWWWKWAAARRRRD..." So funny. 429916
Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 11/01/2025But soft... what pussy through yonder window pops? 000