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Ratty McRatterson

@rattymcratterson.bsky.social
37 followers 100 following 69 posts

Artist, creature, puppeteer, playwright, stage manager, actor, rat

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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If there's one thing about me it is that I do be yearning. I love to yearn. Pine even. I love being polyamorous and yearning.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
An Emergency Thirst Kit I made for my friend's 31st birthday 🎂 #madmen #jonhamm #madmensjonhamm
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable.
Green: Would you still love me if I never got better?

Blue hesitates a moment before answering.
Blue: What a silly thing to ask.

Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore.
Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
One of my favorite people passed away this weekend, my friend Sam Carroll. It feels like nothing matters and everything matters. I'm not okay and I won't be for a long time I don't think. This fucking sucks ass.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The tragedy is that I was always meant to be a fae prince
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My most embarrassing secret is that I still do think I'm a fae if I'm deeply honest with myself
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I think there is still magic in it somewhere
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Figure modeling at Scarab Club in Detroit again tonight! 🪲
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Unproblematic (or at least way less problematic) Midwest die antwoord
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
my mental state is very very stable which you can tell by the fact that i'm just watching best of americas got talent auditions on youtube
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Ready to figure model at The Scarab Club 🪲
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Creature feature Featuring The creature
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I fear I am, once again, having a bit of a crush or two
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you.
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brennan @brennan.computer · 26/01/2025
boat builder websites are absolutely peak internet: just a bunch of old dudes with their own domains documenting and linking everything they can to each other, this floating village of ropes and plywood and hard-won knowledge
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Mitsubishi? I hardly know she!
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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Commit the sin of empathy.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Watched the 1993 Much Ado About Nothing with @violet.codes and she concluded that there was a lot of fuss happening over not much.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
They should invent an opposition party
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
the we should improve society somewhat comic but it's "we should have clean mugs for tea" and "and yet you dirty mugs by drinking tea"
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
they could make all sorts of fluids shoot out of the bathroom wall, and yet they go with water time and time again
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I will make you food. You are safe in my house. Let's plan how we're going to support each other.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Manifesting this
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hot take: when you put "female identifying" for the actor category of an audition, you actually limit yourself even more. You should put that in the character description, not actor description.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
To dom and be dommed in return 🙏😩
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Max @maxbittker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 15/01/2025
I don't know what's wrong with me but it's definitely getting worse !
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. i want god to put me back in the womb so i can sleep
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
And listen, I WOULD send feet pics. I want money and I got good feet. 💅 NO ONE ASKS ME FOR THEM
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regular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 14/01/2025
my dog just popped a squat in the middle of the living room, stared me down and said, in perfect English, “do not avert your eyes, mother. you must bear witness to what’s coming” and then dropped a giant shit??? anyone else’s dog do this??
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I enjoyed the vampire movie, but was disappointed at the lack of a baseball scene.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
One ticket for the vampire movie plz 🦇
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 14/01/2025
you mispronounced ralph fiennes's name because you thought it was pronounced like it was spelled i mispronounced ralph fiennes's name because i'd never seen it written and thought people were saying 'ray fiennes' we are not the same
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Wow. Working out wasn't propaganda and eating well is also not propaganda. I'm gonna fight God.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I have some amazing beautiful love stories in my life, and this is one for the ages: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYEbTGMn/
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#lovestory #goodbyetiktok #story #trans @Jasmineerose
TikTok video by Violet - Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I just want the nausea to go away. I have been chronically nauseous since 2018 and I just want it to stop. I'm so frustrated.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i do not piss with my ass .. He who piss with his ass have forgotten the face of his father. I piss with my balls
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Feeling tremendous guilt that I can’t contribute to every single Go Fund Me myself, as if I alone were meant to be the public safety net.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I like the bit at the end of Lord of the Flies where the British officer finds the boys on the island and is like "you all have turned savage, what an absolute disgrace you all are" and then he looks at his warship and the last line is him going "AWWWWWKWAAARRRRD..." So funny.
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Ratty McRatterson @rattymcratterson.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
But soft... what pussy through yonder window pops?
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