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Depressed Chicago fan, pfp stolen from u/Safe-Register-3479 on reddit

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13h
Okay fine. I will win the NFC East.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1h
Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
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Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 3h
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 06/10/2026
the Ohio Democratic party is purging its ranks by forcing trans people to either resign or go along with politicians who threaten their existence and calling a pride group an "unwelcoming distraction." If we're just a distraction, then win without our votes and get rid of the fake "pride" orgs 👍🏾
2020: Democrat Stalin and transgender
2026: Democrat Stalin
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
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social obligation
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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thecatzpajamas.bsky.social @thecatzpajamas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
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Woman accusing Sherrod Brown of forcing transgender surgeries isn’t from Ohio, didn’t have procedure as minor
In an attack ad against U.S. Senate candidate Sherrod Brown, a woman accuses the Democrat of pushing transgender surgeries on minors "like her." She didn't have surgery until she was an adult.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 30/09/2026
"Super Intelligence"
Lister in Red Dwarf series 1, sat at a table, looking at Talkie Toaster on it. It's a toaster with full artificial intelligence that's only interested in getting you to have some toast
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’re in line to play OL for the Green Bay Packers STAY IN LINE
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New York Times has a reader’s ballot for best TV shows of all time and I guess this is an option
The NY Times website’s reader’s ballot saying “PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR BALLOT OF UP TO 10 TV SHOWS THAT BEGAN SINCE 2000”

It shows Yu-Gi-Oh 5D’s, Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal, and Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series as options
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show your fun side. Back my new book, "FUN," on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m really enjoying the Liberty Mutual tag on tumblr.
A tumblr post by lumiolivier that says “I want the new Liberty Mutual mascot dead. Just flat out dead.”
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
now that dolly has passed on, does eating this food in remembrance of her now count technically as communion
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Photography by Elliot McGucken
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“What if OBrien was in a VR prison for 20 years but in real life it was like only a couple hours, would that be fucked up or what”
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Polly from 9 Chickweed Lane, open mouth half-submerged in water, eyes locked in: Why would I deceive you?  There's no reason for me to do that.
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Ghoul Beauty Leona 🔞 @leona-does-art.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
painted a wizard token
#LeonaDoesArt #MagicTheGathering #MTG

a token i painted for the card game Magic the Gathering.
the token is a painting of a final fantasy one style black mage riding a chocobo
there is a lightning storm in the background, as the mage clutches at their hat.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jay Annelli @vorthosjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's talk about the Planar Chaos "Echoed Pairs" and what worked, and didn't work. I had just picked up Magic again as an adult when this set came out. 1) Akroma, Angel of Fury
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
{5}{W}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and from red

“No rest. No mercy. No matter what.”

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Illustrated by Ron SpearsAkroma, Angel of Fury
{5}{R}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Angel

This spell can’t be countered.

Flying, trample, protection from white and from blue

{R}: Akroma gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Morph {3}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

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Illustrated by Daren Bader
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lady Knight Asuka Lineart:
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't scroll too fast out there, kids. you'll miss important fantasy baseball updates and possibly get very confused.
Miguel Vargas homers, steals base in victory.

But the headshot is cropped to make his li'l goatee look like the pubis area of someone.
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
This really is too good to not share.
The meme format is “every transition timeline ever”.

On the left it says 2003 and has the original art for solemn simulacrum below it and below that it says “saddest robot alive”.

On the right it says 2026, has the new art for a card just spoiled named simulacrum shaper (which is a functional reprint of solemn simulacrum in green for 1GG), and under that it says “most beautiful druid you’ve ever met”

I did not create this, I saw a link to the x account @swannoise. Not sure if they made it either.
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RandyGrey @randygrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fire him? His new extension hasn't even kicked in yet
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know, you can pirate anime, AND still buy a lot of DVDs.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I get that the joke is that popular characters are getting inverted, but the lore is that the Echoverse is the version of reality where Bolas, the Eldrazi, and the Phyrexians never happened, meaning Fblthp’s bad sense of direction is canonically somehow Bolas’s fault.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 14/09/2026
Happy 1-0 Monday to all who celebrate
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flatscan comics @flatscan-comics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Foot Fetish #comicsky #comic #comics #webcomic #tmnt #art #humor #indiecomics
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: 25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed
This Weeks Onion Magazine: 25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed
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𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙒 𝘽𝘼𝙏 @strawbat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's not selfish or narcissistic to want/desire representation in a video game. It's harmless to request or ask. Personally I'm always over the moon when a game lets me be left handed and I always am disappointed when it's basically yoinked. I was gutted when Link became right handed for example.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the Bumblebeest with two backs
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Bela 🍒 @belavalladares.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games... they be gay for each other
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OneBlueIris, Tapatío Temptress @oneblueiris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Zelda Day to those who celebrate!
my hand holding a Lego Zelda cartridge
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day theonion.com/americans-celebrate-10…
Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-politely-re…
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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The Worst Artist Ever @pancookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROUGE AND LEX LUTHOR FUCKED CANONICALLY???
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They sloppity on my piper til I bile.
Sloppity Bilepiper
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Creature — Demon

Jolly Gutpipes — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you next cast a creature spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

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Illustrated by Ørjan Ruttenborg Svendsen
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Jon Hall @hallcommajon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Commercials on broadcast TV had their flaws, but at least they didn’t break into your show mid sentence.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
babe wake up new summoning salt
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i wanna play again. for HER.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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