spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a shower has not helped but now my dick is scrubbed raw. i think im going to have to cancel the date i had planned later and i feel like he won't believe my excuse 🙃 5390
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ok no more eating pizza in bed. i sleep naked and i rolled over and just happened to land my weiner on a stray red pepper flake 61000
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This song does not have the correct BPM to use as a guide for CPR compressions, but the patient may find the song comforting 0310
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026rebecca black is coming to tampa the same night i have a halloween party 4451
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026just got home from the bar and im FERAL after the man i was playing around with im sorry for any thirst replies 0580
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026when i pretend to not like scary movies and he offers to hold me close 2791
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026during lockdown i was fully convinced i was oscar isaac in ex machina 131961
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just got back from Primetime with Robert Pattinson. I loved it. My roommate not so much. Did not expect it to be a comedy 0220
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i popped on the new hbo aileen wuoros doc & the reenactments felt off so i googled it & yup they used ai to bring a dead woman back to life. yuck. turned that right tf off 1192
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'd like to remind everyone of this hidden gem. This was the first time I ever heard Tinashe and you best believe it went tripple platinum in my room 5410
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ate so much dairy yesterday and now i cant stop life of a showgirl in the bathroom all day 1360
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026should i get one of those scooter rental apps now that gas costs a fortune? at what point does using it become cheaper than driving 1120
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the only dong cage i have doesn't fit me so im gonna try locktober with my foreskin stretcher 4550
Reposted by spooky dioIt’s Argh @itsarghh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s called locktober in honor of lockheed martin btw 111121
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026found out im not really that submissive. just a bottom. 81420
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026got to the little boy who didn't want to leave the rehearsal 0160
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It pains me to say that Amy Klobuchar still holds the title of The Klobbler 0290
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026good morning pop base. quick question: why are you sharing this? 1250
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026starting The Rehearsal and this is triggering my extreme aversion to cringe. idk if i can do this 7280
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026no one's gonna care about this unless they show cock 1400
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026joey fatone always was and still is the hottest n*sync member 2280
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026im very much enjoying Industry, but i can't help but shake the impression of it trying so hard to be Succession particularly with these last 2 seasons. but Industry is just a lil too Euphoria for that if that makes sense to anyone out there 3160
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if i have to download partiful to attend an event, im just not gonna go 2403
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Haven't been on today bc i've been binging industry 0320
spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i went to the stink phony club and everyone knew you 1512