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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard

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Leftist, goblin, #MagictheGathering nerd 🔞 www.moxfield.com/users/DukeVulture twitch.tv/DukeVulture Perfect Magic Cards: bsky.app/search?q=from%3Adukevultur…

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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 5h
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SydTheKid💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 7h
“Chatbbt, is it raining?” Summer please. 😭😭😭
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Nikki Petersen @nikki-m.bsky.social · 46m
I came across Kiss of Death and of course I needed to add Jynx to it! Wasn't sure what to do for the rest of the card, but came up with just doing a nice lip imprint for fun 😄 #mtgalter #jynx #3dalter #pokemon #magicthegathering
A Jynx Pokemon card made 3D with the Magic the Gathering card, Kiss of Death, added as the cover and a lip imprint painted on it.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 19h
May all your packs be mortal and earthly
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 14h
This is how I flirt (Halloween edition)
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Art the Clown Honking in Terrifier 2
Alt: Art the Clown Honking in Terrifier 2
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 14h
Put this shit directly into my veins* *canadian highlander deck
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 05/10/2026
oooh
A proxy of the magic the gathering card "black lotus"

It is laid out in our style like the rest of this thread, and then laser burned into a blank foil card
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 15h
hammer shark
painting of a skeleton dressing a hammer shark costume holding a hammer
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
The GOP is the party of rapists and rape apologists and pedophiles and pedophile defenders. These are true statements that are not on every Dem mailer and radio and TV ad but should be.
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Ripley🪽 @skullingway.bsky.social · 21h
No I’m not an angel #art
POV of a person looking out through their door’s peephole to a visitor 

A strange angelic figure stands in a dark apartment hallway. Its face is completely cast in shadow except for two pink glowing eyes. The person from behind the door asks ‘hello…?’Same scenario, except now the angelic figure is glowing to the point of blindness. No dialogue, only silence
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EffEssE 🍉 @efdotes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New Fix. #comics
A four panel comic.

1st panel: Effe is sitting on a couch at his friend’s, Jay’s, house, Jay comes into frame with a deck box in hand saying “Seems like the others are gonna take a while to arrive still, hey Eff, wanna try a game of Magic?”.

2nd panel: Effe acts bashful at the proposition, saying “Oh man… It’s been so long since I’ve played any card game, I don’t know…”, then concluding “I guess trying wouldn’t hurt…”.

3rd panel: Some time passes, we’re back at Jay’s house, Jay comes in frame like in the 1st panel saying “Hey Eff, wanna play- Huh? Where’d he go?”, the couch is devoid of any Effes.

4th panel: Jay turns around and sees Effe, already sitting at a table, shuffling his deck saying “So? What’re you waiting for?”.
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EffEssE 🍉 @efdotes.bsky.social · 18h
Timelost. #comics #art
A four panel comic.

1st panel: Effe is sitting at his desk, holding his head with one head and a pencil in the other hovering over a blank sheet of paper, other drawing supplies are scattered about. He laments "Ugh... I've been out of iideas for a while...".

2nd panel: Effe suddenly switches to a keyboard and mouse, drawing supplies at the side, and straightens up, "... But I'm sure they'll naturally come about!" he says, "A good old gaming session will help clear the mind".

3rd panel: cut to a monitor in the dark displaying a legally distinct card game, it's the end of a match, the word "DEFEAT" is written in the middle with a smaller "loser" in brackets just below.

4th panel: back to Effe, he is now slumped over the desk looking disheveled, the room around him significantly darkened. He looks at the monitor off-screen and says "Hmm... Maybe a few more minutes".
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🙅‍♀️🚓🏥👨‍⚕️
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h
HAL voice: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't fuck you.
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 17h
Honestly, I say bring back The Great Plague in 2027. Fuck it.
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pomni..
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 18h
[Hikes up suspenders] Back in my day, a God Pack was a Time Spiral pack with an Unyaro Bees, a Squire, and a foil Moonlace, and you'd like it. #MTG
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 18h
Me opening a Science Pack with no bulk rares.
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Bill Nye Sticking Out Tongue
Alt: Bill Nye Sticking Out Tongue
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Momonga
comic about Chiikawas featuring a puppy chiikawa named Basil looking repulsed while a flying squirrel named Momonga asks him; "Hey you! Tell me I'm cute!" 

the next panel is a close up of Momonga looking ugly
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 19h
Agnostic Magic Player be like: who knows if a God Pack exists
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 19h
Never opening a God Pack™️ because I'm an atheist.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 19h
ahem,,
you did it card photoshopped to say youre such a good girl
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ScoopPhase 🦬🐂 Eternal Weekend @scoopphase.bsky.social · 19h
They cooking with this one
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 21h
How is Notion Thief still 2 on the salt score? I haven't seen anyone play this card in forever.
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 21h
145 cards deep, and I came across my nemesis. Only card I've voted more than a 1 or "Not at all" on.
How salty foes this card make you in EDH?

"Not at all" "🧂" "🧂🧂"  "🧂🧂🧂" "🧂🧂🧂🧂"

Previous card: Rhystic Study 
Average salt score: 2.92
Your salt vote: 4
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Nightleekタマネギ, but scary @nightleek.bandcamp.com · 23h
if the "boss makes a dollar, I make a dime" line was real amazon workers would all have 19 billion dollars.  if the "boss makes a thousand and gives me a cent" line was real, amazon workers would all have over 100 million dollars
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 21h
I hate this
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21h
american healthcare
whoa, whoa! can you die in a way that casts the government less money?!?!
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Postmaster Gweneral @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · 21h
attacking with zopandrel hunger dominus call that giving them some zoppy toppy
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the bunny can now KICK
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 21h
Commander doing to much by both being the "unsanctioned, casual, kitchen table, board game format" and also the flagship format of the game.
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 22h
Firstly, this isn't against the crew behind it. I'm sure they're all wonderful people who just want to nerd out about Magic data. But I think EDHRec is actually bad for the format. Yes, data is cool and awesome. But the way people use the data is the problem.
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 22h
My first hot take 🧵 Orcish Bowmasters doesn't punish play patterns that aren't already greedy, and the play patterns it does punish need to be checked anyway. Zero salt. Bowmaster me, daddy.
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BinChikn Art ✨ @binchikn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Tokentober Day 3: 2/2 Bear 🐻 The giant Djungelskog in my room might have inspired this one. A Teddy Bears picnic!! #mtg #token #proxy #mtgtoken #digitalcollage
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 22h
meme of astronaut looking at earth as another astronaut holds a gun to the back of their head:

“The GOP are all pedos?”

“Always has been”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i refuse to make something that makes a shareholder more money than i make from the project, and you should too
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 04/10/2026
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 04/10/2026
Twin Peaks: A body, wrapped in plastic washed ashore near a log.
A body, wrapped in plastic washed ashore near a log. Twin Peaks S01E01 - Northwest Passage.
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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I think maybe idk what I'm doing
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I knew it'd be bad going into it, but damn.
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
it's basically a queen amidala situation
a digital pencil drawing of rat king from deadlock with arrows pointing at the large rat you control saying "ratking's mech" and the small rat on his shoulder as "ratking"
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Creep from Creep (2014) feels like the darkest timeline variant of Nathan Fielder
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/08/2026
holy god check out this 🔥🔥🔥
Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

model in skeleton themed suit with an amazing hat/mask situation full body shot of the model striding toward the camera
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
girl who gets bottom surgery on 9/11 out of solidarity to commemorate another tower falling.
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be
Elton Britt - Uranium Fever
YouTube video by Knights Oldies
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