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Jenny from the block

@randomportion.bsky.social
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One of my hidden talents is that I can scroll for hours. (she/her)

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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Pretzel Gotcha Day to all who celebrate
A lorg tabby with orange markings sizes against her human’s leg
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why am I burping meatloaf when I have not eaten meatloaf or anything close to it?
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’ve introduced her on IG but this is Crumpet
A dilute tabby kitten perches on the back of her human while attempting to kill her human’s hair bun
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@mmsees.bsky.social CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m taking psychic damage
Wall “art” that one would assume says “LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS” but reads ILIBE E RS OP F S LFERTY T P UTH A PIE NAD H IU N across the stylized rows.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈‍⬛💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 03/02/2026
The children yearn for workplace safety in the mines
Child-sized hazmat suits. The children are unenthused.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fixed it for you @theguardian.com.
Guardian headline: Minneapolis live: officials give update after man shot by federal officers has died. Fixed it to read murdered instead of shot.
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trickster and demimondaine @combledore.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
You know HEATED RIVALRY is fiction bc it has Montreal winning the title
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
She likes Dickson her Fjord
A map of Dickson Fjord in Greenland
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry crimcram to Ol’ BJ
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
you've been visited by the crimcram crime ram
image of a ram's face, the viewer looking up at him, a blue sky with streaky clouds behind. he is wearing a santa hat and robber's mask. he is smoking a cigarette with smoke wafting off to the right of the frame.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
When do the woke riots start? Do I need to rsvp?
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
First Evil Dick kicks it and now Mamdani? We do deserve nice things.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Sam Elliot - beef. it’s what’s for dinner
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You’re telling me it has been dark for seventeen hours and it’s only 10?!?
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
How many days till pitchers and catchers report?
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Stuck in this hellscape
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Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I also volunteered to pitch out of the bullpen
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Greatest graphic I’ve ever seen.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sheriff Country has got to be the stupidest name for any tv show
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Always quality handbags, jeans, sweaters, jewelry, and toilet paper.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It's come to this
media.tenor.com
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Please clap
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Someone tell Al Frankin to stop texting me
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Shout out to those of you who can give blood. Some A+ is flowing into my mom right now because of you.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I’ve spent the majority of the last week in the hospital with my mom and let me tell you, this shit suuuuuuuuuuucks
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This is how you party
Reddit post: My wife went to get groceries and showed up an hour later with 188 jalapeños
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
do don next
James Dobson is finally dead
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 09/08/2025
It’s time to wake up - we are literally on the verge of losing our democracy if Donald Trump cheats his way to those seats in Texas.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I was really hoping Ryno would make it
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
You can’t convince me that thing isn’t possessed
tweet from TSA. Shows tray of goods from an airport with an unhinged looking lalavalu or whatever they’re called
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
has been an amazing few years for introverts who would never accept an invitation to a mansion party, a freak off, a private jet ride, or an island retreat
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I get the feeling Taylor Swift isn't coming to save us.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
There is a goose trapped in this toilet
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Baseball players’ nicknames will never not be hilarious
Copy showing Jonathan Loáisiga’s nickname is “Jonny Lasagna.”
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate!!
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Do not call a law that will kill millions of people "Big Beautiful." Do not call a concentration camp "Alligator Alcatraz." Stop promoting the propaganda and euphemisms of a fascist regime.
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The neckline is Grace Kelly, and the sleeves are Kate Middleton, the bodice is Madonna circa 1984, the buttons are backwards, the mermaid skirt is Senior Prom in Texas, the lace is from Michael's. Dolce and Gabbana, ladies and gentlemen!
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Personally, I think men are too emotional to hold positions of power.
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This is like when two queens do a simultaneous drop during a lip sync on Drag Race
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I was ordering some things for work today from amazon. They saw fit to let me know that the ten pack of flash drives would arrive after Father’s Day. Happy Father’s Day. Here’s $36 of flash drives.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
There are some points in the new Mission Impossible where I doubted how the government could be that stupid in the face of an evil AI overlord and well I take it all back.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Overheard at restaurant: Dad to little boy: your mom told you to stop talking about farting so stop talking about farting. Little boy: I wasn’t talking about farting I was making farting noises. I love malicious compliance.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The most aggressively bigoted government since the Confederate States of America. bsky.app/profile/wash...
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"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Summer penis is real, and strong, and he’s my friend
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Happy Indy 500 to all who observe
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Bittersweet 😍😳💀 @bitters.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I sure as fuck do want a new covid shot, you asshole
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation
Jorts with a button bum flap
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
drums, drums in the deep
a screenshot of a people magazine headline: Queen Elizabeth's Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words

Dead Ol' Liz is pictured just barely alive wearing a light purple jacket and hat, pearl necklace and earrings, and a brooch made of blood diamonds
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Nick Garcia @nickgarcia.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A puppet of the biggest Marxist of them all: Jesus Christ.
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