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Jenny from the block

@randomportion.bsky.social
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One of my hidden talents is that I can scroll for hours. (she/her)

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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Pretzel Gotcha Day to all who celebrate
A lorg tabby with orange markings sizes against her human’s leg
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This only happened once but Pretzel kinda tolerates Crumpet
A teeny dilute tabby kitten sleeps beside a much bigger darker tabby.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’ve introduced her on IG but this is Crumpet
A dilute tabby kitten perches on the back of her human while attempting to kill her human’s hair bun
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m taking psychic damage
Wall “art” that one would assume says “LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS” but reads ILIBE E RS OP F S LFERTY T P UTH A PIE NAD H IU N across the stylized rows.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fixed it for you @theguardian.com.
Guardian headline: Minneapolis live: officials give update after man shot by federal officers has died. Fixed it to read murdered instead of shot.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
She likes Dickson her Fjord
A map of Dickson Fjord in Greenland
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If it was me, I wouldn’t put my centerfield there
Graphic showing baseball players all in the infield
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Barack Obama and the Audacity of This Bitch meme
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This is how you party
Reddit post: My wife went to get groceries and showed up an hour later with 188 jalapeños
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
do don next
James Dobson is finally dead
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
You can’t convince me that thing isn’t possessed
tweet from TSA. Shows tray of goods from an airport with an unhinged looking lalavalu or whatever they’re called
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Fuck
Possum: bro let me out. The vibes are not good.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
There is a goose trapped in this toilet
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Baseball players’ nicknames will never not be hilarious
Copy showing Jonathan Loáisiga’s nickname is “Jonny Lasagna.”
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation
Jorts with a button bum flap
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
A sperm brooch is a bold choice
Zendaya at the Met Gala with a brooch on the back of her suit jacket that looks like a sperm
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I’ve never wanted anything more #idesofmarch
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Steinbrenner is going to be rolling over in his grave
One of the most recognizable rules in all of sports is no longer. The New York Yankees announced Friday morning that they will allow "well-groomed beards" moving forward.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I hope my medicine had fun in Wichita
Package tracking showing that it was near me in Indy on January 5th and then was in Wichita today.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Miracles can happen
Supreme Court rejects trumps bid to get out of the finding out portion of FAFO
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
‘Tis the season
From a mailer: “Happy Honda Days”
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Let me just click that link real quick
Super obvious text scam
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
My KitKat was all kit and no kat
A solid chocolate KitKat
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
But what about the apes?
NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet, originally purchased dot $2.9M, is now worth less than $ in today’s market.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Not too shabby
Bluesky member 128,625
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
I had a run
A positive Covid test
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
An inside joke
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Pretzel would sell hexes for your revenge tours
A tabby sitting on a blue blanket. Her face is half in shadow and her tongue is flicking up to her nose. She looks nefarious.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
post a calvin and hobbes thay lives in your head rent-free
Square one - Calvin: "A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy. Lined up in order. Bright and perfect!"
Square two - Calvin: "Soon they'll be a bunch of ground-down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. 
Square three - Calvin looks off into the distance.
Square four - Calvin: "Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic."
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Whispering ACAB as I fill in the little circle next to Kamala Harris
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Ammo vending machine in Texas. 'Merica www.reddit.com/r/pics/comme...
An ammo vending machine sits between and ATM and an ice freezer
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Fingies crossed
A screen grab from TikTok. It’s an imessage that says “my mother in law has two different clients who are psychics and they both told her, independently, that Donald Trump will die in September.”
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
Local gal rolling in dough
Google settlement of a whopping $0.12One whole doll hair for a JD Power survey
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Go sport!
The Pittsburgh Pirates warm-up in the middle of the third at Busch Stadium.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
I'm not quiet quitting just to "attend" more meetings
A Copilot AI ad that reads "Can I be in three meetings at once? Watch me"
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Fellas, what’s stopping you from dressing your dog like this?
A sepia photo of a man, driving a Model T type car, with a hound. The man is wearing a driving cap with goggles on top of his head. The dog is wearing goggles and a cap with his ears poking thru.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Clickbait is really going down the toilet
Clickbait featuring a toilet with the seat held up by an empty tp roll. “Put a toilet paper roll under the toilet seat at night if alone, here’s why.”
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
choo choo motherfucker
A 1906 paper clipping: "Death Came With Catching of Ball. 
Pittsburg, July 21 - During a baseball game between railroad employees at Pitcairn yesterday, B. F. Hicks, who was playing left field, was killed by a train as he ran on the tracks after a long foul."
The article goes on to read that he was so focused on catching the ball that he didn't take in the warning that a train was coming. He caught the ball.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
Does the dumb one not know that you can practice?
a tweet from the dumbest of the trump children (eric, natch) complaining about today's Michael Cohen testimony being rehearsed.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
What’s your sign?
A sign that reads “education is important but tacos is importanter”
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Big brown bears bicycling backwards
The Berenstains' B Book
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Hell yeah
Carne asada with rice, beans, jalapeños, lime, pico de gallo, and fried onions
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
UNICORN-I-LICIOUS
A bag of NEW Haribo gummies in the shape of unicorns
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
I mean,
A still from the tiktok video. A bearded man with a hound laying on his shoulder. The hound is staring at a baby black bear that is asleep on a pillow in the man’s lap.
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Noted superhero The Batmane
Screen grab from a story missing Batman
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
My kingdom for a high butt
Screen grab from The Athletic notification with the title “Why a ‘high butt factor’ might be a draft prospect’s most prized asset.”
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
STOP PERCIEVING ME
An unsolicited email about the fourth industrial revolution and if i'm making the right decisions
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Screenshot from The Guardian: Donald Trump has been unable to get a bond to secure the $464m New York civil fraud judgment against him, his lawyers said in a court filing.

The filing on Monday states that obtaining a bond has proven to be “a practical impossibility”, adding that “diligent” efforts made to secure a bond have included “approaching about 30 surety companies through 4 separate brokers” and “countless hours negotiating with one of the largest insurance companies in the world.”

These efforts have proven that “obtaining an appeal bond in the full amount” of the judgment “is not possible under the circumstances presented,” the filing states.Nelson- haha!
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Drop a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
Bucky Barnes staring at Steve Rogers in the bar
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Jenny from the block @randomportion.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Stew Parkin here!
Name of the day: Stew Parkin
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