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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 19h
Excited for another day of doing what I love most: Multi-Factor Authentication 🥰🥰🥰
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 02/10/2026
Southern Gothic Waffle House
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 01/10/2026
oh okay, thanks for checking anyway
Sorry, we didn't find any results for 'MENTAL HEALTH'
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 30/09/2026
Picked for you
Etsy screenshot:
Picked for you>
[Harlequin style clown with dead eyes searching your soul]
Clowns
Clown
5 stars
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 29/09/2026
booooooooterrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
A white cat laying partially on her back, head fully upside down, as a cat does. She’s real cute. She’s laying on mustard/goldenrod corduroy type chair. She doesn’t have a job.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 28/09/2026
Compact & Repair me like one of your Access databases
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 28/09/2026
Grabbing every single morsel of happiness
A camera is superimposed over a picnic scene. It has flexible tripod legs, lending it an alarmingly agile and self-determined appearance. The caption advises menacingly “grabbing every single morsel of happiness”.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 28/09/2026
When your best girl brings you a present
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DJ Gorbachev pump up this jam
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 27/09/2026
Dogs are so dumb, they don’t even know about weekends
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Mount St. Helens Archive @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
May 30, 1980 Well, that's one way to keep the mood light when looking for eruption victims.
Blurry video still close-up of Jack Jones, of the sheriff's department, wearing a trucker hat with a patch reading "Next to sex, my Jeep is best," looking off-camera with a somber expression. From a CBS News segment, May 31, 1980.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 26/09/2026
This could be us
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 25/09/2026
What a snack
THE RESPONSIBLE NUT
As The Responsible Nut, we're serious
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phil @philjamesson.com · 25/09/2026
learned today it’s spelled Maître D’ with an apostrophe because it’s a cut-off version of the longer french title: Maître Deez Nuts
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 24/09/2026
I’m “oh HELL yeah, the window air deflectors I got waitlisted for are finally back in stock!” years old. tbf, that’s pretty exciting stuff
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 23/09/2026
We love an unending series of obligations and responsibilities, don’t we folks
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 23/09/2026
wow tough choice huh
r/AskReddit
You get $5 million, but you have to permanently change your first name to a food. What are you choosing?
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 23/09/2026
in an on-again-off-again relationship with sleep
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 23/09/2026
Here comes the corn king 👑👑👑👑👑👑
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 22/09/2026
so false, bestie
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 22/09/2026
We could be hamsters, just for one day
A vintage black and white ad reading: KMART Pet Circus Discounts
Offerings include:
Sturdy Plastic Turtle Bowl, 47¢
Pet Hamsters…for fun, profit, 86¢
Baby Turtles…Specially Priced, 2 for 47¢
Tropical fish of many kinds! 38¢
Baby Parakeets, “Rare” Class…beautiful, healthy $2.88
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
incredible polearm offerings in the Swiss classified ads
swiss classifed ads for 3 different polearms and a morningstar flailswiss classifed ads for dual morningstar flail, powderhorn, and two ceremonial halberdsswiss classifed ads for a Lucern hammer, 2 halberds, and morningstar flailswiss classifed ads for 2 "Goedendag" type polearms and antique axes
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 21/09/2026
Chop me like one of your French uncs
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 21/09/2026
r/perfumesthatfeellike
Bean factory on the Atlantic Ocean
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you seem like the kind of person that I would make a lot of exceptions for
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 20/09/2026
Sorry I’m late, I was trapped in a concept album
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
playing the WD-40 game
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Nashville Severe Weather @nashseverewx.com · 19/09/2026
We hit 100° today which breaks the daily record high of 97° set in 1954. This is a separate update from yesterday, and not a duplicate. This is the 6th time we’ve hit triple digits this month. Insert elmofire.gif here.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 19/09/2026
I’m just trying get robot legs, man. These cyberpunks are out of control
Groin
Gunshot Wound
Hand Injury/Issue
Hip Injury/IssueLesion
Limb Loss
Limb Salvage and
LengtheningSpine
Stabbing
Symptomatic hardware
Tailbone
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 19/09/2026
“No expectation” is selected.
The only choice is “Continue”.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 18/09/2026
gremling around, gremling mode
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Museums are so cool. “Wanna go see some old stuff?” Fuck yeah I do
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 17/09/2026
Poco’s Basilisk
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 16/09/2026
I bet all the Pretenders to the Throne really hate all the other Pretenders to the Throne. As the True Rightful Heir, I wouldn’t know, of course
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 16/09/2026
When I’m being normal about a song I like
Spotify queue showing 9 versions of Widespread Panic’s Blight. Vail 96 is special
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 15/09/2026
I dreamed that goblins get LESS green when they get nauseated. The nice goblin who was gonna make me a banana sludge turned from dark olive to split pea and had to excuse herself. I would have to find another way to sustain myself while hiding out & waiting for ghosts to re-enact their own murders
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 14/09/2026
Tag yourself, I’m Fluting and Grooving
KARST FEATURES
Doline 
Disappearing stream
Limestone pavement
Uvala
Fluting and grooving
Karst towers 
Karst cones
Subterranean channels
Cavern with stalagmites and stalactites
Resurgent stream with tufa bed
Cave in karst tower
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aries: There are just so many ways you're gonna fuck up, you're better off not knowing.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 14/09/2026
Battlefield rock and bug and flower report
Unusual karst formations at the Slaughter PenPreparing to hop around on the karst formations at the Slaughter PenOrange and white ailanthus webworm and unidentified small white bug on a goldenrodGoldenrod soldier beetle on some white frostweed. Don’t worry, the goldenrod is right next door, our soldier is close to home
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 13/09/2026
I love when the cats turn me into an early morning beef sandwich
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
L.L. bean stands for lewd little bean and i'm frankly proud to represent such a sex positive clothier
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 12/09/2026
The price of jizz is out of control
Absolutely Nutrageous 
Transactions
CUMMINS FALLS
Other Services
$21.41
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 12/09/2026
death by a thousand paper cults
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 12/09/2026
Why Is My House So Dusty: An Unsolvable Mystery
A brown dog in the brown dirtA brown dog in the brown dirt, whacking up a dirt cloud with his tailA brown dog in the brown dirt, doin a lil scrungle
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 12/09/2026
Azraelic Acid
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Neon Deutschland @neondeutschland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Neon Alphabet. Day 6: F is for Filmtheater.
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 11/09/2026
Widespread Panna cotta
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 11/09/2026
Meanwhile, in TN
A 2000 XJ tows a trailer, made from a lifted cargo area of another XJ. They only want to trade for an aluminum bass boat. tbh? would
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multiocular ꙮ beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.xyz · 10/09/2026
no bro, i am unaligned af with that
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