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Rakkir

@rakkemup.bsky.social
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30s/He/Him/Pan | Writer | WoW/FFXIV Nerd 18+ profile/will likely include 🔞NSFW🔞, minors begone

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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Chandler Riggs as Ethan Winters is something I never knew I needed until today
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Racecar 💜 @racecarart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here's a chicken, entertain us Oh well, #Boktober, never mind #art
A pastiche of the cover of Nevermind by Nirvana, with the baby replaced by a baby chicken and the dollar bill replaced by a gummy worm. The title has been changed to "Bok B'Gawk" by the band Bok Bok.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is either a questline or my shopping list.
Screenshot from Hellraiser Revival with listed objectives that include the acquisition of a spreader, paddle, and dildo.
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just discovered one of my favorite Youtube horror shorts is getting the full length feature film treatment hngh I can't wait www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9f...
youtube.com
Portrait of God (Short Horror Film)
YouTube video by Dylan Clark
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
IT'S BI-DAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT MEANS
the day of the bisexual or whatever 23rd september means
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My first impressions coming out of that RE movie are pretty positive, but that third act was... something. I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of back and forth about it. It's definitely the best movie in the franchise, but I struggle with where to rank it among Zach Cregger's other films.
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Playing this Hellraiser Revival demo and the fact that there's a murdercult just leaving whole ass loaves of bread out in the open like this might be the most disgusting thing I've encountered so far
It's bread.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to dust off a classic...
Justin Timberlake crying mugshot with the words THIS IS GOING TO RUIN THE TOUR
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NGL at this point I just want the RE movie to drop so it'll hopefully mean all the bitching that it doesn't look like Resident Evil will soon come to an end
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i wanna play again. for HER.
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🌙🍄 Howlite 🍓🌸 @howliteart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Plant Life Pauldrons 🌱 Lines+Flats commission for @thedruidess.bsky.social! :3 [ #Art #Warcraft #FurryArt #WorldOfWarcraft #Tauren ]
Digital art of a female Highmountain Tauren scratching the chin of one of the toothy plant creatures perched on her shoulders in place of armor, a bemused expression on her face. The second one is protesting, jealously messing up her hair with its thorny vine arms. She is dressed in armor made of wood, red leaves, and leather straps.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope Tim Curry has moved on to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
depressing 1-2 punch
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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think everyone should see this incredible picture of Dolly Parton: it’s by Stacie Williams (asterosperma on Instagram) and it’s called The Queen of Appalachia
A stunning screenprint image in a style which is part folk art, part religious icon. Dolly Parton sits on a throne-like wooden chair, surrounded by garlands of flowers and leaves. Orange butterflies (I think they are monarchs?) hover around her head. Her hair is huge and golden, and she is wearing a long, sweeping orange gown, which is turned up over her knee to show off her brown knee length high heeled boots. Two black bear cubs play around her, one on the floor and one in her lap. Dolly stares calmly at the viewer. Her right hand is raised in benediction, and in her left she holds a ripe strawberry which she is feeding to one of the bear cubs. 

The original post is here https://www.instagram.com/p/B8rvBpTlRxZ/?igsi=Z2x5aTB5aHp5NXFp
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The BBC using a JK Rowling quote in their Dolly Parton memorial might be the most BBC thing they've done yet.
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jules ☔️ @rainydayjules.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this is gonna be a really useful clip
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Zero Zero Suit
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A photo of a nutria on a beach and the text: if you are seeing this the curse is lifted. have a good day
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Oddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Windex Xenomorph 💦
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Farewell to singular cinema legend Sam Neill. The dynamic, soft-spoken intensity of his work remains unmatched over a five-decade career. His vast contributions to horror and science fiction will live forever, as will his memory in our hearts. Fango sends our condolences to his loved ones and fans.
Farewell to the singular cinema legend Sam Neill. The dynamic and soft-spoken intensity of his performances remains unmatched throughout his five-decade career. 

Neill’s momentous contributions to horror and science fiction film will live on forever, as will his memory in our hearts. Fango sends our deepest condolences to his loved ones and fans.
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you're feeling a little worried about how Grindr is going to overcome the loss of their richest patron, I hear Mitch Mcconnell had a twenty minute talk with Lindsey Graham today where they spoke at length about it.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
HAVE IT YOUR WAY
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The year is 2027. Eminem has his own unique skin added to Dead by Daylight. Teabagging in exit gates has gone down to record lows. Instead, survivors taunt the killer with four Eminems walking out of the map while showing their whole ass.
A screenshot from a survey for the game Dead by Daylight, polling players on what licensed franchise they would like to see added into the game. One of the options is "Eminem."
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Ketsui @ketsuibun.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Gin is out NOW on Steam!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: YouTube workout video featuring a girl on a yoga mat. She’s on her back with one leg raised and one knee tucked to her chest. Shes says, “take that right leg…” Panel 2: “and phase it into the 6th dimension.” Her leg enters a wormhole and reappears behind her exiting the wormhole. Her foot is folding into parallel dimensions and is barely comprehensible. Panel 3: a guy is on the floor of his living room, attempting to follow along while watching the video on his laptop. He looks sweaty and miserable and is totally in the wrong position. Fiddling with the computer keyboard, he interjects, “wait how’d she do that?”
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Golden Retriever Trade @thatsjustneon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
LFG Knicks
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Mr Musashi @musashidesigns.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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cuerden.bsky.social @cuerden.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just a reminder that the EHRC guidelines being voted on in the UK are transphobic as fuck: "if a service is provided only to women and trans women or only to men and trans men... [it] is very likely to amount to unlawful sex discrimination"
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Dead by Daylight @deadbydaylight.com · 03/06/2026
The Slasher looms at edge of the treeline. On his face is an old, worn hockey mask, expressionless, a grave threat. Ahead is a tent, the silhouette of a camper within...
The Slasher facing The Unknown in the forest.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Úna-Minh (That's my first name!) 🔜 AdventureX @unaminh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Time to rewatch these masterworks for the umpteenth time. This is the kind of stuff the Internet is supposed to produce. I'd trade every influencer in history for one more video as funny as these.
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G.I. Joe PSA Compilation - [Remastered HD]
YouTube video by L33T GUY
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Already having a need for more Spider-Noir and hoping they do another season. That was just the right palate cleanser after The Boys S5 (and I say that as someone who thought that finale was perfectly fine).
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What's the lamest item in the Resident Evil franchise and why is it this fuckin' thing?
An image of the Hookshot, an item from the game Resident Evil 0.
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Mastafran (4/4 Commissions Slots Full) @mastafran.com · 16/09/2025
S.T.A.R.S. Team
Digital illustration of a group shot of anthropomorphic animals in outfits reminiscent of the video game series, Resident Evil. Counterclockwise from the top middle: A male bear with a beard wearing a bright red flak jacket over a white t-shirt. He wields a large magnum revolver,a male cat with white fur wearing dark glasses and black flak jacket over a dark blue collared shirt. He wields a custom Beretta gun, a female rabbit with brown fur. She wears a red headband white flak jacket and green shirt and pants. She shoots a custom Beretta gun, a female raccoon with blood on her fur wearing a bright blue beret, shoulder pads and flak jacket. She wields a large lever action shotgun which also has blood on it, a male raccoon wearing a bright green flak jacket over a white t-shirt. He wields a large pump action shotgun.
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Rakkir @rakkemup.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I dunno, after seeing Leon get dogged out the way he did in Welcome to Raccoon City, I think I'm enjoying the original take with this new RE movie trailer.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
One of the greatest streaks in sports history ends today. 4/20/2023 <--- Cody Bellinger homered 4/20/2024 <--- Cody Bellinger homered 4/20/2025 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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