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Flower-Hawk

@ragtimehawk.bsky.social
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A pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas. But I also come back to land to shriek about gay things and books. Very strong opinions about bread.

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Minerva Grey @minervasowl.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I have learned that Nicola Griffith is on Bluesky AND has a patreon. (Also, read Spear. It's brilliant.)
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
WHO IS CHUCK? THE BIG REVEAL youtu.be/GyWVsLTaYIY?...
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WHO IS CHUCK? THE BIG REVEAL
YouTube video by Chuck Tingle
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Okay, story time. I was asked for the tale of my laser eye injury, so here you go. I'm fine. Customers were fine. No children were harmed. The only victims were me and Bob's career. www.funraniumlabs.com/2024/07/how-...
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How I Got My Laser Eye Injury - Funranium Labs
It has been brought to my attention that I have never actually written this story down before, merely told it in person to many students for valuable lessons and for laughs over cocktails. It is a lit...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Skip merrily through the street like Tom Bombadil, gently tossing a hard boiled egg into any open cybertruck windows you come across
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
The eggs are also extremely easy to peel, if that sweetens the pot. Impress dates pulling out a hard boiled egg from a pocket, distending your jaw like a snake, and then consuming it while making direct eye contact. Then reach into your pocket to offer them an egg.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
I've never seen Twin Peaks before, but so far the first episode is full of gorgeous lesbians and I am accepting no criticisms at this time.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I grew a tomato and it looks like Frakenstein's buttox.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
If I shake @buehlmeister.bsky.social will more books fall out like shaking fruit from a tree? I loved The Daughters' War. Devastating and beautiful and GALVA. One of those books that I was crushed when I realized how close to the end I was.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Two more days until it's out and I'm absolutely wracked with yearning for it!
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
I read Butcher of the Forest the other weekand it was SO FUCKING GOOD. It's the kind of book that kinda makes me want to make it my Whole Thing for at least a year.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/05/2024
A painting of a bird beside the text "try not to set your dick on fire"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
A common mistake many new writers make is crafting a character and then, without story justification or world building to support it, making them heterosexual. This leaves readers confused & takes them out of the story.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/02/2024
No more modern nonsense, return to to tradition
original tweet from @oliharris808 showing a photo of British Soldiers in drag in WW2:

"British Soldiers (interrupted during drag show rehearsals by a German raid) manning a BL 6-inch Mk VII naval gun at Shornernead Fort, England in 1940"

quote tweet from @Erica_fosk:

"we interrupted our drag show to shoot at Nazis is a truly powerful energy I want to bring back"
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 11/02/2024
Fellow tiny bottle dragons! I bring good news for your hoards...go search "cosmetic display shelf" at the vendor of your choice.
clear acrylic nail polish display rackreclaimed wood cosmetic bottle display rackblack plastic desktop perfume display rack
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸
@mattdpearce
Hobby Lobby's robby hobby: Hammurabi
6:45 PM · Jul 5, 2017
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Neurodivergent is a great term, it sounds like a class of psychic technopriests or some shit in a sci-fi TTRPG. Like, ahh, yes, the Brainmancers, famed for their inability to shut the fuck up about 15th century Florentine municipal politics.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Fergus got a soft, squishy new bed tonight and he is IN LOVE. His enjoyment of this thing is giving me allllllll the dopamine.
Photo of my large, fluffy brown tuxedo tabby Fergus lying on his side in a large beige faux fur bed.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
I have developed a cocktail that SHOULD be heinous but it's ACTUALLY great: 2-3tbsp homemade vanilla extract (with a base of whisky, whiskey, or bourbon, preferably), ice (maybe half a pint glass), then top with Fresca grapefruit seltzer. Summer alchemy OCCURS and then it's magically delicious!?
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Sometimes I miss the ocean so much it hurts. Not just the beaches, but its *presence.* That sound so low it becomes a feeling in the body of a mass moving to the beat of cosmic drums.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
you almost fell for my trap fine the real REAL next genre for 2025 is Hallmark Movie Werewolf DILFs
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
I think this year might end up being fun.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. It's an annual tradition, so join in the fun and start 2024 off on the right hoof.
Voyager scene. It's a romantic evening setting on the street of a charming little town. Harry Kim, dressed in an overcoat, leans in with a full heart and eyes closed, and kisses a large black and white colored Holstein cow right on the mouth. Two closed captions are simultaneously present: On Harry's side of the screen the caption reads,  "(gasps)" and on the cow side of the screen the caption reads, "(moos)".
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Me, midway through my current book which I'm loving the shit out of: *frantically trying to figure out which book to read next*
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
@tkingfisher.bsky.social I picked up God Stalk in March of this year because of something you said (and no, I don't remember the context) and I'm finally reading it AND *sharing book emphatically* IT'S SO GOOD, THANK YOU
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Just a reminder, as the discussion on AI continues, that the Luddites were primarily a labour movement. Their main concern with the introduction of new technology was exploitation of the workers. Their position was framed as a fear of change so it could be more easily belittled and dismissed.
en.wikipedia.org
Luddite - Wikipedia
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
I think this paragraph is the point where I realized I was deeply in platonic baking love with Stella Parks.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I want a scifi instant shower button for days when I don't want to shower manually. I need this.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Must I exist in the morning?
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
There are only seven basic types of stories, and this is one of them
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
In a major neurodivergent victory I have remembered I have bagged salad before it went manky
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
my name is Oz and u shud kno im not sum old- time movee foe haf-hour ago wuz wen i did my seekrit plan: i launch the skwid
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Skyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 18/11/2023
What a time to be alive.
A very badly photoshopped picture of Orlando Bloom as Legolas but with little bloody fangs sticking out, used for a book's cover in violation of many laws and common decency.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
I'm just so grateful that I live in a time and place where books are so accessible.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
REMIND ME TO NEVER SIGN MEDICAL CONSENT FORMS FOR SOMEONE WHOSE SHIRT LOOKS LIKE A CORONAL MASS EJECTION (this is about director Mike Flanagan's new horror short series)
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Grub and Barsik are my favorite cats in BG3 so far. Grub twins me so much of Thrym. I just wish that cats weren't *exclusively* sphinx or longhair. Where's the short-haired rep!?
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Fall is Thrym's favorite time of year because the leaves go skittering about and fill him with murder lust.
A white and tabby cat stares with insidious intent out of a glass door at a scattering of fallen leaves.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Shadowheart changed her hair color and I suddenly feel so much more sympathetic toward her... make character progression or maybe I'm just into people with grey/white and/or pastel hair. Hmmm.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
I love that BG3 is a fake with a cat of companions who can all be romances and aren't just player-sexual. I loved when Shadowheart was overtly thirsty when we first encountered Karlach. I love how GAY this game is - the queers exist out loud regardless of player choice. Especially Aylin :3
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
i need to be sent to the seaside for my health i need to be shrunk down and kept in a little bug enclosure and fed leaves i need to grow wings and taste the sun until the wax melts
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
No other game has made me yell "NOOO!? WHAAAT!?" I think I just met my mom? My real gross mom?
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Few games have made me say "oh fuck... oh *fuuuuck*" nervously like BG3
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I inspired Gale with my brainsmarts instead of my usual way. Rejoice!
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
"ai is making it so everyone can make art" everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I need an option that lets me tell Gale that he doesn't need to trigger the Netherese orb b/c I've enough smokepowder barrels in our stash to end a continent. ... this may not be a reassuring thing for a Durge to have, but look, I'm trying to be good. And even good people want boom sometimes.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
I am madly in love with Gale. I would be willing to not only share a library with him, but even mingle our books. I would let that man TOUCH my BOOKS.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
I'm officially changing my answer to the question of "what one super power would you have if you could?" from whatever the fuck I used to say to astral-projection-fuck-magic. And yes, the Gale romance is going very well. He took me to his library, so that was a given, but still.
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Flower-Hawk @ragtimehawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
I'm doin' a COOK
A cast iron cauldron with approximately 3 inch (7.5 cm) long legs sits above coals from burned- down coals. The cauldron is full of homemade chicken stock, homegrown thyme, plenty of ham hocks, some leftover ham bones, navy beans, and the usual aromatics (onion, garlic, celery, carrot, bay leaf, and black pepper).
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