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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 13/05/2026

Me: the term romantasy is bad enough, we don't need more--- Publishing: HORROMANCE! SCIMANCE! ME: No, please,wai--- Publishing: COSIMANTACY! FORROR! HOSY! COSICOSIRPGEESEE! YOUCANTSTOPMESY! Me: *crawls into hole to die* Publishing: HORROBBIT!

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Life has cute crossovers, like a Premee Mohamed review in a horror book I’m reading. Then it has unexpected ones like John Scalzi as Creative Director for Stargate:Universe

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Only when Chatbots also include Cat Tax with their wrong answer will they come close to achieving the same results as asking a random person my dumb question.

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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it

(Part 1) A 3 panel comic page.

Panel 1: Character1 in the foreground, looking ragged and hunched over an iPad says “everything makes me wanna die today”. Character2 in the background looking over a small animal enclosure says “hey pause what you’re doing”.

Panel 2: Closeup of character2 with dramatic lighting saying “the hamster’s awake”.

Panel 3: Closeup of a hamster happily eating a sunflower seed.

(Part 2) A 3 panel comic page.

Panel 1: Worm’s eye view from the hamster’s perspective of both characters looking down into the enclosure. Character2 says “look at her!” and character1 says “I’m gonna throw up”.

Panel 2: Character1 reaches into the enclosure and pets the hamster with a fingertip and says “you’re soo dumb”.

Panel 3: Character1 looks up at character2 and says “I hope you know when she goes, so does my mental health. Character2 frowns in the foreground.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

A lot of people throwing around the word “stupid” as to why people don’t understand things. Yes. Because we .. are a little stupid? And youse people keep teaching, explaining, and existing in terminology and legalese style offshoots of English instead of explaining/translating/teaching.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

How to fix toilet problems: 1. Have politicians take a diuretic and hydrate themselves 2. Drop them into the middle of suburbia with no car 3. Reform

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

“Timothy Oliphant with his bleached brows in Alien Earth” was not what I expected to stir my loins, but here we are.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

it's not that I think I'm too smart to ever get sucked into a cult, it's more that I know I am unwilling to participate in anything even resembling a group project under any circumstances

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I will not go quietly into that night! I will BITCH and MOAN and be SO IRRITATING

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

You may have *one* (1) attempt at seriously discussing Transgender bans on toilets but only if you answer these riddles three: 1. Where is the nearest publicly accessible toilet to your current location? 2. Who is in charge of the local public toilets? 3. Where is the second nearest public loo?

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Shrew @shrewshrew.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Look at this fucking tomato we ate for dinner. It's four dimensional. Hypercube ass tomato

Red tomato that is bulging out in seven directions visible from this angle alone. A spherical orange tomato sits next to it being normcore

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I miss when programmers were about new tech and decentralisation and open source, but the same dudes are working for Techbros right now and it’s weirding me out.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

At some point an active decision was made to get medication to treat something that makes tasks ridiculously hard, a RIDICULOUSLY HARD TASK.

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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 13/08/2025

Every convention should have a guest of dishonor who goes around behaving disgracefully and causing harmless amiable mayhem

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Tech companies: China are going to steal all your data! Me: Before you? So China are better at tech, and I should switch to their projects?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Renting is having a subscription to a home.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I just want to be “my furniture comes assembled” rich.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Reverse Medusa, where if you perceive me I freeze and turn into a blob of tears.

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

can’t believe we opted for 1984 dystopia (surveillance and denial of historical fact) and Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (erosion of literacy) instead of Brave New World dystopia (everyone gets fucked up on government-sanctioned drugs and goes to the movies all the time)

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Can someone explain why Copyright Infringement isn’t Corporate Espionage, as if I’m 5? Is it just gonna be because big businesses can rip small ones off with less severe words attached?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Making your therapist laugh is winning, but is making her tell you to write a column a bad sign?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

My GP (🇦🇺 Doctor) asked me which ENT I’d like to be referred to and this is a new level unlocked for me, where I’m doing the doctors job finding me specialists. Am I… the doctor now?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

The Hulk busting armour in Iron Man was named “Veronica”, from the Archie comics because she was Betty’s rival. Bruce Banner’s girlfriend was Betty. It’s a beautiful and subtle nerdy nod to relationships. Meanwhile real billionaires call shit “PALANTIR” because apparently supervillains are BORING.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Ads be telling me they need me for opportunities, but the opportunity is them making money off me.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Woke: “ADHD isn’t a disorder” Broke: ADHD isn’t a disability Bespoke: ADHD is SO DISORDERED I AM CHAOS INCARNATE

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

An eloquent image: Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults. I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.

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Bradley Gareth @animebrother.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Despite it all, you've gotta keep bashing your head against the wall till the wall cracks

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Only problem I have with AuDHD as a label is the lack of slash for other disorders. Where’s our Epilepsychosis brethren? That one wrote itself.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

People say I rely on humor as a defense mechanism too much but like it’s either that or spit poison at your eyes or something so you pick I don’t care

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Live by the sword Laugh by the sword Love by the sword

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Kate Orman @kateorman.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I'll bet people writing romantic comedies don't have to stop to look up what sand is made of.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

*trending audio of an airline ad plays as BGM on cute cat video* and my EYE TIC at people not understanding the terror of audio advertising being a normal noise on platforms that are ads within ads, and have ads between them.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Woke: don’t cheat Broke: Being mean to a CEO for cheating Bespoke: Being mean to CEOs for wealth hoarding

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

They should give free bereavement PTO for pets. My grandmother was an asshole, let me mourn my dog.

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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Growing up, I always thought I'd be one of those sexy women who wear matching bra and underwear, but the reality is I JUST got to a point of wearing matching socks.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Casual Fridays just aren’t doing it anymore, we need ‘airport rules’ Fridays where you can wear sweatpants and day drinking is allowed and you can nap wherever you want and you have to go to at least one bookstore

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Shout out to the Māori lady whose tattoo I complimented, and kindly taught me with visual aids (her male guest’s arm), that a Ta Moko is a body tattoo, and how to pronounce Moko Kauae. Anyone who knocks the Moko Kauae aka Māori lower lip/chin tattoo, will have to face my wrath btw.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

The venn diagram of people who apparently speak directly with God, and the people who are actively oppressing others for hearing voices due to mental illness, is a circle.

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Rory @roryreckons.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Heard ADHD medication referred to as being like 'cerebral glasses' yesterday and I absolutely love that description.

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 25/03/2025

These aren’t sex toys they’re sex tools

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Does anyone know the process to actively request a book on Libby? Related: I do not have access to Sunrise on the Reaping, on Libby

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

What could I achieve faster: Actual treatment for my facial paralysis, or my Neurology specialist medical degree?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Learning late in life that the real reason white people cannot “handle” spicy food is because it contains healthy levels of fibre.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Dr: Make sure you don’t abuse this drug Diabetic: My insulin? How? Dr: You can become dependant on it. Diabetic: Like, I feel like l’ll die without it? *scene*

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Me: Like hell some Brain Wormhole politician is putting my people in labour camps Also me: *literally looking at rural properties to run away and start a chicken farm/art studio*

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John Stuart Thrill @jsthrill.modphi.com · 16/02/2025

Legit wild that they aren’t even giving us bread or circuses?

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