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Only when Chatbots also include Cat Tax with their wrong answer will they come close to achieving the same results as asking a random person my dumb question.

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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Are they… Banana Prawns? 🕶️ (Because bananas are radioactive and prawns are shellfish and together they are a large shellfish I’ll let myself out)

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Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it

(Part 1) A 3 panel comic page.

Panel 1: Character1 in the foreground, looking ragged and hunched over an iPad says “everything makes me wanna die today”. Character2 in the background looking over a small animal enclosure says “hey pause what you’re doing”.

Panel 2: Closeup of character2 with dramatic lighting saying “the hamster’s awake”.

Panel 3: Closeup of a hamster happily eating a sunflower seed.

(Part 2) A 3 panel comic page.

Panel 1: Worm’s eye view from the hamster’s perspective of both characters looking down into the enclosure. Character2 says “look at her!” and character1 says “I’m gonna throw up”.

Panel 2: Character1 reaches into the enclosure and pets the hamster with a fingertip and says “you’re soo dumb”.

Panel 3: Character1 looks up at character2 and says “I hope you know when she goes, so does my mental health. Character2 frowns in the foreground.

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Is this the sign I actually have to watch Blade Runner properly? (I think I saw it when I was a kid, and was not paying attention)

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A lot of people throwing around the word “stupid” as to why people don’t understand things. Yes. Because we .. are a little stupid? And youse people keep teaching, explaining, and existing in terminology and legalese style offshoots of English instead of explaining/translating/teaching.

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How to fix toilet problems: 1. Have politicians take a diuretic and hydrate themselves 2. Drop them into the middle of suburbia with no car 3. Reform

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I live in the wrong city for this question. Longest city on earth, let’s hear it for urban sprawl removing the BEST PART of city living T_T

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“Timothy Oliphant with his bleached brows in Alien Earth” was not what I expected to stir my loins, but here we are.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

I feel like being in there would at least give the demon an enriching environment. Lots of seeds to count, multiple rooms. As prisons go, could be worse.

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it's not that I think I'm too smart to ever get sucked into a cult, it's more that I know I am unwilling to participate in anything even resembling a group project under any circumstances

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I will not go quietly into that night! I will BITCH and MOAN and be SO IRRITATING

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

You may have *one* (1) attempt at seriously discussing Transgender bans on toilets but only if you answer these riddles three: 1. Where is the nearest publicly accessible toilet to your current location? 2. Who is in charge of the local public toilets? 3. Where is the second nearest public loo?

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Shrew @shrewshrew.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Look at this fucking tomato we ate for dinner. It's four dimensional. Hypercube ass tomato

Red tomato that is bulging out in seven directions visible from this angle alone. A spherical orange tomato sits next to it being normcore

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I miss when programmers were about new tech and decentralisation and open source, but the same dudes are working for Techbros right now and it’s weirding me out.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

At some point an active decision was made to get medication to treat something that makes tasks ridiculously hard, a RIDICULOUSLY HARD TASK.

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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 13/08/2025

Every convention should have a guest of dishonor who goes around behaving disgracefully and causing harmless amiable mayhem

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Tech companies: China are going to steal all your data! Me: Before you? So China are better at tech, and I should switch to their projects?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Renting is having a subscription to a home.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I just want to be “my furniture comes assembled” rich.

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Reverse Medusa, where if you perceive me I freeze and turn into a blob of tears.

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

can’t believe we opted for 1984 dystopia (surveillance and denial of historical fact) and Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (erosion of literacy) instead of Brave New World dystopia (everyone gets fucked up on government-sanctioned drugs and goes to the movies all the time)

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Can someone explain why Copyright Infringement isn’t Corporate Espionage, as if I’m 5? Is it just gonna be because big businesses can rip small ones off with less severe words attached?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Making your therapist laugh is winning, but is making her tell you to write a column a bad sign?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Note: I only found out an ENT was what I needed by making an appointment to my doctor. Because so far, one ENT has turned me down for the thing I needed “it’s normal”, and everyone else says it’s a dental thing, and the dentist suggested a plastic surgeon or maxillofacial surgeon. Are doctors… ok?

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I mean, even the centre is looking non-evil these days >_>

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Rachael @rachse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

My GP (🇦🇺 Doctor) asked me which ENT I’d like to be referred to and this is a new level unlocked for me, where I’m doing the doctors job finding me specialists. Am I… the doctor now?

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The Hulk busting armour in Iron Man was named “Veronica”, from the Archie comics because she was Betty’s rival. Bruce Banner’s girlfriend was Betty. It’s a beautiful and subtle nerdy nod to relationships. Meanwhile real billionaires call shit “PALANTIR” because apparently supervillains are BORING.

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Ads be telling me they need me for opportunities, but the opportunity is them making money off me.

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Woke: “ADHD isn’t a disorder” Broke: ADHD isn’t a disability Bespoke: ADHD is SO DISORDERED I AM CHAOS INCARNATE

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An eloquent image: Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults. I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.

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Bradley Gareth @animebrother.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I love the word vivisect in this context.

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Despite it all, you've gotta keep bashing your head against the wall till the wall cracks

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