Reposted by Rachel EmersonBudd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days. 344213775868
Reposted by Rachel EmersonLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/04/2026Nobody alive today has ever bought a hammer. You just Have One. 173970104
Reposted by Rachel Emersonthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 06/01/2026very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them (covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall 0442148
Reposted by Rachel EmersonLinnymother 🐙 @linnybobinny.bsky.social · 08/11/2025if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.pethelpfinder.orgPet Help FinderWelcome to Pet Help Finder! A place to find services, events, and online or traveling resources for pet services. We ensure that all organizations found here are financially friendly so that your main... 1828813384
Reposted by Rachel EmersonZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Today is only the beginning. Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.youtube.comToday is only the beginning.YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC 503213113936
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I’m pretty sure I was put on this earth to “fuck around”. But not in a “find out” type of way. 020
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Jeanine Pirro’s face looks exactly like a bicycle seat 000
Reposted by Rachel EmersonKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/08/2025she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious 63106672215
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Kitchen is open. donate.wck.org/give/525879?...donate.wck.orgWorld Central Kitchen{{MetaTags.description}} 000
Reposted by Rachel EmersonTananarive Due - The Reformatory @tananarivedue.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Check out the replies for bail and relief funds for L.A. 0175161
Reposted by Rachel Emersonthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025i guess you gotta let the flat states have it sometime 5846
Reposted by Rachel Emersonsam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 18/05/2025i have daddy issues, but only in the sense that my dad was seriously SO nice that he did not prepare me for the rest of men 1030911
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 16/05/2025“Listen carefully because I’m only going to say this once….. Castlevetrano Olives go in EVERY dish.” 030
Reposted by Rachel EmersonEmily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 07/05/2025For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier 161167442749
Reposted by Rachel EmersonJosé Orta @orta69.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Thank you Greyhound! 7265174511767
Reposted by Rachel EmersonSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again. 23584021860
Reposted by Rachel EmersonLloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 03/04/2025miley cyrus… “party in the usa”…? i think not… serious times in the usa… 721635
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Me: opening a can of olives that sounds exactly like a can of tuna. My Cat: 030
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Oh the Ides of March are definitely ide-ing. 020
Reposted by Rachel EmersonMaris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It is a glorious day to buy audiobooks from Libro.fm 111327
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I hope no one asks me why my right eye is red. Cause then I’ll have to admit I got too high last night and actually slept with one eye open. 010
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I’ve been informed that anyone born before 1990 is considered old. I’m gonna go meander around on my roof until I fall off! 000
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Getting a last minute invite an hour before an event in LA is not cool. I need 7 hours notice so I can text the hour before “I don’t think I can make it!” 030
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Of course the U.S. falls apart the moment I finally get hot. Great. 020
Reposted by Rachel EmersonJames Leo Cahill @jamesleocahill.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Adieu to the nation's greatest weather man. 1241
Reposted by Rachel EmersonRachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 22/10/2024This is who I am in my heart of hearts. Look who you are being mean to 021
Reposted by Rachel EmersonKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 10/01/2025911, what is your emergency? Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though? 8957150
Reposted by Rachel EmersonAndrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 24/12/2024Where's that post that outlined how to turn off motion smoothing on every brand of TV? I'm about to swat my dad's house if this isn't fixed. 131
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024It’s crazy that I can’t see my organs whenever I want. Like, they’re mine! I have to walk around with them for decades never laying eyes on my own guts. 000
Reposted by Rachel EmersonYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/11/2024big day coming up for people who like dinner 633972588
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Is there a grocery store that puts up snacks as well as Trader Joe’s? No one can hold a candle to TJ’s unless you tell me otherwise! 010
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Fellas who WFH together stay together. (Mostly cause one of them never goes outside). 030
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024How is it that my entire toenail FELL OFF, and it’s the least of my worries? 000
Reposted by Rachel EmersonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.membership.theonion.comJoin The OnionDon’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news. 769319703411
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 31/10/2024BASES LOADED TOP OF THE 8th. JUST LIKE MY B-HOLE. LETS CRANK SOME DINGERS 010
Rachel Emerson @rachelemerson.bsky.social · 22/10/2024This is who I am in my heart of hearts. Look who you are being mean to 021
