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Graham Stone Johnson @grahamification.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Check out @hisamwelch.bsky.social's adult animated pilot FLYOVER STATE When their talented leader dies, an ambitious 20-something takes the reins of a B-List superhero squad in Columbus, Ohio, battling inter-team drama, bad PR, and mediocrity. #SpecScriptShoutout #ScriptSky #ScriptSky+

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

friend: why did you cut off the sleeves of all of my shirts me: this is america, you have the right to bare arms

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

do you guys have any idea how fun of a month it’s been to be someone who loves annoying people about Taylor Swift

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

i’m not “overreacting” and i don’t “need to chill” you need to start regular reacting and have a meltdown

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

friend: you need to work on your judgementalness me: yeah that’s not a word

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

i wanted to learn how to juggle bc people are always saying i’m dropping the ball

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

i’m actually a huge bitch, i’m just also a recovering people pleaser

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

have you guys heard of libraries? it’s insane they just hand out free books and movies, you just gotta pinky promise to give them back

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

ya i’m sensitive and dramatic it’s called being WHIMSICAL and CUTE look it up

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

sinbad implies the existence of singood

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

damn the fruit in california is so good. and i don’t even mean bc i live in a gay neighborhood

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

tight end doesn’t sound like a real football position, i thought we were all talking about travis kelce’s ass

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

guy: wow this food sucks person who invented salt: let’s add rocks to it guy: what

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

ever since i was a little girl i really wanted to know wtf was going on

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

i got a note in my improv scene that i wasn’t acting sad enough for someone whose dad just died reader, my dad DID just die

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Washington, D.C.? more like Washington, Diet Coke

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

“i asked chatGPT” i asked my therapist and he agrees that you’re a moron

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

trying a new strategy, when someone doesn’t have a crush on me back i decided it’s bc they’re scared they’ll fall in love with me 😔💔

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

i love to cook, but my real passion is setting off the fire alarm.

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

my instagram usage is basically 0, except when i have a crush on someone and i check the app every 45 seconds

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

my dog started barking at me when i juggle, i think im embarrassing him

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

-next plague- boy, we needed that one

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

is there anything good left on the internet or is it just the box where they store all of the horrors

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

i got a book on codependency, will someone please read it with me

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

i would like to start one day without something completely fucking insane.

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

yeah but can AI pound a 24 pack of diet coke in a week

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

"men need to lead the household" honey he's too embarrassed to wipe his own ass

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

hey man, if you’re gay its fine

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

James: His critics said that he should wait his turn. His critics said that he did not have the experience. His critics said they did not have the right name. Well, now all of them know his god damn name.

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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 23/06/2025

Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

they’re not sending their best

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

you can take the boy out of the wedgie, but you can’t take the wedgie out of the boy

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

going to crash out, does anyone need anything

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

And Just Like That is so terrible. i hope they make 45 seasons

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

why does every single health food store smell weird. is that part of the health

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

i keep reading books in subjects im interested and peter thiel is the villain in all of them

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 13/06/2025

what if I'm not overthinking, what if most people are underthinking, huh?

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

“there are a few bad actors in LA” oh girl there’s more than a few

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/06/2025

I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

everyone who whines about LA has never been here, like listen Brandon i've never been to your room but i know you never wash your sheets, you dont hear me bitching about it

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

the nice thing about the autistic labor camps is that at least i’ll be living in a walkable neighborhood with my friends again

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

i am so, so, so, so sorry to the ppl i’ve called Nazis as of late, that was inaccurate. i meant to say neo Nazis

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

i dont want to live in a world where Wikipedia is on the 2nd+ page of google search

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

you merely adopted the sadness; I was born in it, molded by it

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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

i accidentally forgot to relax today. maybe tomorrow

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

i have daddy issues, but only in the sense that my dad was seriously SO nice that he did not prepare me for the rest of men

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

sorry i don’t think HBO Max itself gets to make jokes about their name change. you are not in on the joke. we are making fun of you

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sam i am 🌈 @hisamwelch.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

every time i check the news i think im having a stroke

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