Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 13/05/2025how it feels when you sneeze on your period #eurovision 0100
Reposted by Rach It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Gerard Depard-Ewww, more like 0203
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 13/05/2025nice one, Labour, you’ve made me come back to twitter and nicer twitter to slag you off 010
Reposted by Rach PeteZab @petezab.bsky.social · 13/05/2025A brilliant piece of poetry from Michael Rosen, clearly directed at Starmer and the current Labour Government. 6373157
Reposted by Rach Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/05/2025If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie. 313655741
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Celebrate International Women’s Day by telling a man to smile more #IWD 190
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I don’t need Valentine’s Day presents I need super fast high metabolism and one million pounds ok thank you 040
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I’m no expert but why doesn’t someone just dangle 50 cheeseburgers over a cliff for Donald Trump? 1253
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I know there are worse things going on in the world but Man City’s shirt font is making me sick #facup 070
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 02/01/2025If you’re wondering why anyone’s ditching the booze for January or longer, just remember that it has absolutely fucking nothing to do with you x 040
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 31/12/2024when someone says SEE YOU NEXT YEAR on New Year’s Eve 040
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Hey boy are you New Year’s Eve plans because I can’t come 010
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Christmas Day Boxing Day WHAT THE FUCK WHERE AM I AND WHY New Years Eve New Years Day 0101
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 26/12/2024when someone tells you that you shouldn't eat so much on Boxing Day after eating so much on Christmas Day 091
Reposted by Rach Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 20/12/2024It appears to be the 10th anniversary of these Irish chaps going out on a pub crawl in fancy dress. 20686160
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 20/12/2024them: what are you getting for Christmas? me: fatter 030
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I’d rather sit on a holly wreath with no knickers on than drink eggnog 040
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 06/12/2024people posting their Spotify wrapped and saying ‘this is so accurate!’ of course it is it’s data you sausage 040
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 04/12/2024don’t let anyone treat you like the orange cream when you are in fact the purple one 131
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 03/12/2024the front of my Christmas tree vs the back of my Christmas tree 071
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Find out your Elf name by taking the month you were born in and growing up 030
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Liverpool vs Accrington Stanley FA Cup? (who are they?! exactly!) 091
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I’d like a Black Friday deal on my food shopping please 50% off a Tesco big shop 011
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I don’t care if Monday’s blue Tuesday grey and Wednesday too Thursday I don’t care about you It’s Black Friday someone will stamp on their own mom for 25% off a tv 030
Reposted by Rach MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16/10/2023My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me. 241025176
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 28/11/2024society: eat, drink and be merry! also society: not that much you grotesque beast 030
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 25/11/2024life gifted me a new back pain today on my 44th birthday 🎉 710
Reposted by Rach Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Of course your baby is fascinated with your car keys. You're boring and he would like to drive away. 8928232
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 19/11/2024It’s International Men’s day and also World Toilet Day today 2113
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I’m 44 next week no one warned me the noises I’d be making getting out of bed 260
Reposted by Rach HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/11/2024One.Perfect.Shot. Idiocracy (2006) Dir - Mike Judge 7441465
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 17/11/2024happy I didn’t get Glastonbury tickets to everyone who will be celebrating todaymedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window .ALT: a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window . 130
Reposted by Rach Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 15/11/2024To celebrate the exodus from Twitter, here’s a positive one (from 2019) xxxx 681837290
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 15/11/2024sorry I can’t come out tonight I’ve just taken my bra off 180
Reposted by Rach Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Eating stinky food on public transport should be punishable by: A. Being shot in the face B. Being shot in the face but first THAT Jess Glynne song on a loop for three hours 2181
Rach @rachaelvsworld.bsky.social · 14/11/2024If the sun wants to stop working at 4pm then it’s only fair I do too 0113
Reposted by Rach Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Just hearing that Coldwar Steve has bought GB News 0324
