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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Just absolutely HONKING out hot toots that smell like a fire in the bin behind a clap clinic and honestly, this is when cats win out over a romantic partner because not *one* word of complaint.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Not a pretty video but I’m clocking it because I’ve been feeling weak and not seeing progress in the gym recently but decided to have a second go at a 100kg deadlift and it was EASIER and I am not weaker I am STRONG LIKE FARM GIRL YES

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I know the majority of the population are not afflicted with the genes that make corriander taste like something used to strip stains off hotel upholstery, but owing to the amount of times Asian eateries have 'accidentally' inflicted it in a stealth assault, I'm going to have to ban it completely.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

If you have a crush on me, keep reading because I will cure that. If you’ve had a bad day, keep reading because I will cure that. If you just enjoy laughing at others’ misfortune, well, you get it. 🪡

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

My dad can be a diabolical Boomer and a bellend, but sometimes he really is a ruddy bloody good sort 🥹

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I’ve given Mort the TV remote. He’s chosen Columbo. Democracy.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Category is… I brushed my teeth - what more do you want?!

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I love going to the gym, but you know how at the hairdresser you’re sat facing a mirror and end up picking apart every single thing wrong with your face until you are nothing but a pustule of self loathing? Well that but Full. Body. 360.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Couldn’t decide what to make for dinner and Morrisons really said “FISH AND FUCKING CHIPS BITCH!”

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The three stages of Minou snuggles… 1. The shouting and removal of personal space

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Very rare moment of hating being a voraciously independent single person this evening.

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Not the key point, but all the 'Andrew Mountbatten Windsor' coverage shows how quickly and easily the entire UK media complex can switch to someone's new name/title, even after using their old one for decades, when it's an incredibly pampered white male deviant. So, you know, it's not *that* hard...

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Went to sleep at 19:17 last night and, you guessed it, still arose today with a face like a melting fleshlight.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Category is… campaign for yesterday to be a public holiday forevermore.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Nonce Andrew arrested... - on his BIRTHDAY! The British sense of humour is second to none. (Your move, America)

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I’m not religious but I think for Lent I’m giving up.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

There was a post on Threads asking if the sudden obsession with protein is somehow rooted in something sinister and people pointing out yes, it’s toxic gym bro culture linked to Naziism, and that made me sad. BUT…

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Takes my breath away every time it comes on.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The tzatziki I made for dinners this week tastes of perfumed toothpaste: a tragedy in two acts.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Incidentally watched The End of the Affair (1955) on Valentine’s Day and you know what, yeah. God isn’t real, everyone cheats and love is an unavoidable precursor to misery. 7/10 - would Valentine again 🥰

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Why the FUCK are the men of east London so comfortable pissing in the street? I’ve just nipped to the shop a mere 2 minutes from my house and TWO separate oiks were unleashing piss against walls.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The sound of dainty Disney princess cat paws thundered across the floor toward me, leaping onto the sofa above my head. Three tiny yet violently wet sneezes directly to my face, a pause and the sound of dainty Disney paws thundering away. Mort. Mort is my favourite.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Last night’s solo date: Balthazar for dinner, Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap (obvs I worked out who the killer was right off), cocktail and a night cap at The Ivy.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

People who chat during a play at the theatre deserve to have their tongues ‘de-gloved’ and their mouths packed with salt and vinegar crisps before being sewn shut. I will not be drawn on this.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Me: I love film noir and also Murder, She Wrote YouTube’s algorithm: Say less

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

TW: Concentration camp images, dead people. Been to a photographic exhibition of Lee Miller and there are some images I strongly feel need sharing and NEVER forgetting with today’s political climate. I’m placing some of her pretty fashion pics first so you can scroll on by if this will upset you.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

When I see people complaining that Bad Bunny was singing Spanish and they can’t understand I think of this absolute rump shaker and how it’s entirely gibberish and oh shut up you daft racists.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

DO NOT MAKE ME THINK KINDLY OF LOGAN PAUL DEAR FUCKING GOD

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I’ve got really bad period farts and normally everyone loves their own brand but honestly I’m starting to get pissed off at the constant acrid green stank 😭

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I fucking love being a grown up because yeah, why *not* bake and eat an entire tray of ‘healthy’ brownies for dinner still hot from the oven!

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Someone just told me I shouldn’t have long nails in the gym because they’re dangerous. So I proved them right by plucking out their stupid fucking eyeballs.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Category is… aiming for lifting, probably end up fainting. HASHTAG HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Suffering a migraine since Tuesday. Thought to myself how well behaved and gentle both cats were being with me. 🪡

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Re the seeming chokehold scrunch-butt leggings have got the world in... We fought years for 'squat proof' leggings so people couldn't see the merest hint of peach and now here we are, expected to don leggings that scream "MY ANUS IS RIGHT HERE, WINKING AT YOU!" through every RDL and downward dog.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

So tired I feel like someone has hollowed out my eye sockets with a rusty spork and replaced my eyeballs with pickled onions.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

If you saw a woman running through East London today with her hand plunged down the front of her leggings wrestling with a particularly aggressive fuck flap wedgie, no you didn’t.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Category is… wings on feet, Ava Max on shuffle.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Need a discrete way to notify people they are leaving a trail of acrid green nostril-staining body funk through the gym, because right now I’m leaning towards pointing and bellowing “SOAP ALLERGY IN AISLE THREE!” at the stanky bastard who arrived smelling like a tramp’s perineum.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Category is… chicken thigh truther.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I’ve given it much thought and careful, measured consideration and I finally feel brave enough to speak the truth… Chicken thigh meat is overrated. Breast is far superior.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Category is… always be nice to your batshit neighbour.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Karma for my act of neighbourly mercy has been dished out. Locked myself out and my dear sweet neighbour insisted on scaling the slimy garden fence in her pyjamas to retrieve my hidden spare key to protect my work attire.

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

My favourite thing on social media right now is all the Americans posting about luring stray cats indoors 'just to ride out the snow storm' and we all know that cat will never know hunger or discomfort another day in its life. 😭

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I’ve had 2 x two hour naps today. Still tired. Excellent.

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