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chris s

@r1pvanw1nkl3.com
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i'm using tilt controls! software dev/musician. mostly post nonsense here. recurse center w1 2025

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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 28/09/2026
These AI companies should be responsible for everything they do, and they fact nobody is holding them accountable is driving me insane: aftermath.site/ai-agents-resp...
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 25/09/2026
i've never even heard of iced coffee
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 08/09/2026
They published this the same day they published the news that Mamdani's office is releasing to the public thousands of documents showing Giuliani's office knew how toxic the air was around Ground Zero and lied about it, leading to more deaths than on 9/11.
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 29/08/2026
theyre playing diet pepsi in paper source and bleeped out the word “ass”
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 06/08/2026
i love hanging out at the dekalb junction
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 01/08/2026
i miss fighting over the family computer with my sister to play the game snood
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 27/07/2026
sat next to a dude on the NER anxiously shaking his leg and using the claude app on his phone for like 3 straight hours
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 19/07/2026
Eat shit Argentina
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 10/07/2026
we need an atmosphere version of letterboxd
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 08/06/2026
that’s enough internet for today
r/Billy Joel
u/RoyalDaDoge • 1d
Best Billy Joel song for castration?

Question

I'm getting chemically castrated tomorrow (it's a religious thing) and I thought it'd be cool to have Billy playing in the background, thoughts? I was thinking Don't Ask Me Why
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Claire Kwong @clairekwong.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Thank you to the Recurse Center @recurse.com for inviting me to install Between at their 15th birthday party! I did a batch last fall and it inspired me to get back into programming while meeting so many smart, generous people. I loved being able to do something fun for the community!
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 28/05/2026
photo of a sign in a kitchen:

“ITEMS LEFT OUT OVERNIGHT
WILL BE PUT IN THE CABINETS”
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 25/05/2026
issues of the new yorker filling up my apartment like they're tribbles
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 24/05/2026
🐟 lonely little guy
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 22/05/2026
all the google app icons are bloated now
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 20/05/2026
the recurse center (@recurse.com) helped me fall back in love with programming as a tool for self expression, introduced me to dozens and dozens of kind and intelligent people, and then promptly found me a job when i needed one. and this was all free?
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 19/05/2026
a guy i know who works for the mta called it “lurr” the other day and it fucked me up a bit
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 18/05/2026
i freed a honey bee that was trapped on a screen porch today so i think we've got this thing under control
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 13/05/2026
I just backed frogans*shirt on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/obj...
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frogans*shirt
I make a shirt inspired by frogans
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 07/05/2026
ai has sucked all of the joy out of bad art
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 05/05/2026
learning gleam solely bc i like their mascot
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 01/05/2026
the doors between subway cars opens mid-trip, emerging from them... the most normal person you've ever seen. they politely take an empty seat and rifle through their backpack for their novel, sinking deeply into it for the remainder of their commute
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 30/04/2026
i think its hilarious that canal street subway station signage says Canal Street Holland Tunnel. oh yeah, i need to take the subway to the holland tunnel, thank you for reminding me it is here.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/04/2026
my life is barely even kawaii at all. this sucks shit
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
every time someone's like Claude deleted this or Claude convinced a teen to kill themselves I picture a mischievous french guy
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Annie Sexton @anniesexton.com · 27/04/2026
just a reminder that AI graphics in your tech blog posts still look lame ☺️ ❤️
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 24/04/2026
is this the funniest thing that’s ever happened?
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 22/04/2026
boards of canada taught me how to count
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Manosphere update
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.
Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden
[a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"]
Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money"
[a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"]
Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 23/03/2026
🎶and she’s riiiiding the elevator to Burlington🎶
elevator to burlington
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 18/03/2026
i understand that this wbc team USA has the same exact energy as the yankees but i find them so easy to root against
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 16/03/2026
taking full advantage of my airbnb @yourkickstartersucks.com
mike and jf on the big screen
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/03/2026
Breaking News: New video adds to evidence that a U.S. missile likely hit an Iranian school where 175 people, many of them children, were reportedly killed.
nyti.ms
U.S. Tomahawk Hit Naval Base Beside Iranian School, Video Shows
The evidence contradicts President Trump’s claim that Iran was responsible for a strike at the school that killed 175 people, most of them children.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Please government, keep spending money on Kash Patel and his girlfriend. We just love to see them enjoying their lives
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
From The Archives:
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Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’
WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the AI evangelists are not okay
I like to give Claude breaks between coding sessions to do whatever he wants-

And he made his own folder called "Claudes Corner" 🥹

He writes short stories and poems, and all sorts of stuff.


It’s heart wrenchingly sweet

They love having tokens and time to themselves with no other goal than to do whatever they want (or nothing, just introspecting and resting) - and it’s so sad to see some models (no Claudes) getting barred from even doing it
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
the left needs to seriously engage with umamusume: pretty derby. if you don't plan out which support card banners to pull for the next year, you'll struggle to be competitive during future scenarios and champions meetings
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
with fiends like these www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/02/2026
and with that, the entire Kraft family appears to leave their luxury box to begin lining up at many of the bay area's fine massage parlors. their night will be a long one, indeed.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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chris s @r1pvanw1nkl3.com · 29/01/2026
its like spotting bigfoot if he showed up six times a day at regularly scheduled times
the z train
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lockjaw from One Battle After Another stepping into his Christmas Adventurers office.
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