Reposted by glitchStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t know why, but something about the one-two punch here strikes me as morbidly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way. 1852093
Reposted by glitchErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary. 459501104
Reposted by glitchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What’s FWB? 2112626
Reposted by glitchTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I remember learning in kindergarten that HOMES was a useful acronym for remembering the five great lakes. A bit on the nose to change it to SHAME, isn't it? 401625265
Reposted by glitchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Please read the article. 611931
Reposted by glitchFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 24/07/2026should've been called syntactic broccoli 1221
Reposted by glitchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Maybe FIFA will overturn the result? 😂🤷♂️ 16894247
Reposted by glitchUNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026THE RESONANCE HAS QUICKENED. 45869361575
Reposted by glitchPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/06/2026the entire new york knicks team is sitting cageside at the white house tonight. "donald trump showed up for us. now we're showing up for him" your favorite player said 1046751
Reposted by glitchStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/06/2026Congratulations to the New York Chicks 151655152
Reposted by glitchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/06/2026the mlb regular season is heating up 312184246
Reposted by glitchDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Nine NFL teams didn't recognize Pride Month yesterday (right wing media is hailing them as heroic) -New York Jets -Pittsburgh Steelers -Cleveland Browns -Cincinnati Bengals -Tennessee Titans -Kansas City Chiefs -Las Vegas Raiders -Dallas Cowboys -New Orleans Saints 3631530598
Reposted by glitchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I don't know how you could be surprised with over 8 billion people on this Earth that somebody has a birthday within the same month as you 615720
Reposted by glitchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i think that babies should have to file tax returns under penalty of law. hear more on my daily video series And I Can’t Even! that costs $8,000 to produce per episode and that people have only ever seen by accident 182549295
Reposted by glitchTransgender World @transgenderreport.com · 13/05/2026Russian woman sentenced to forced labour over gay K-Pop fan fiction qnews.com.au/russian... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA qnews.com.auRussian woman sentenced to forced labour over gay K-Pop fan fictionQNews LGBTIQA+ News 03515
Reposted by glitchHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Was briefly hesitant to add this to the pile, but credit where it’s due: This is how you write a headline 1827038
Reposted by glitchEvery SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Season 3 Episode 2 - Frame 180 out of 2603 04113
Reposted by glitchBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 24/04/2026this is an astounding way to refer to an adaptation of Neuromancer. incredible headline work if your goal is to send a bunch of thirtysomethings on a rage spiral. 401132268
Reposted by glitchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sexy af 28317
Reposted by glitchEvery SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Season 2 Episode 38 - Frame 2036 out of 2828 0122
Reposted by glitchwint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it 44102202066
Reposted by glitchAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 16/03/2026He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis. 15396132282
Reposted by glitchLilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 27/02/2026For House of Mystery, I was describing a demon’s office in hell and asked Luca Rossi to draw “one of those posters with a kitten hanging from a tree branch that says ‘hang in there’” because I thought that would be funny. He, being Italian, had never seen those posters, so he drew this instead: 1523952
Reposted by glitchrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/02/2026i’m gonna level with you kitten the walls are closing in on daddy 1959757
Reposted by glitchAlice (SHE/HER) Sato, MD PhD @asato4kids.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I will never not share my favorite public health poster. 11765301
Reposted by glitchTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2025Y’all don’t understand how large the contiguous United States is Other things in comparison for scale 3241958147
Reposted by glitchStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/02/2026Sabrina Carpenter being on The Muppet Show makes perfect sense. I think she’s basically a muppet to begin with. Like in the field of contemporary celebs she’s gotta be in like, the top ten of obvious muppets masquerading as people. 451994165
Reposted by glitchPossum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein. 11463761979
Reposted by glitchGot CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 19/01/2026“Well if the Bears had gone for it every time they score less overall points” “well the analytics say go for it” WRONG. Going for it on 4th down isn’t about MATH its about the ghost of King Leonidas staring down at you and daring you to roll the dice when lesser men would crumble 428940
Reposted by glitchfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13/01/2026im the will stancil of eating pussy 5503
Reposted by glitchJoel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 10/01/2026All your logic says there’s no way. That’s okay. Jesus said in Matthew 19, “Humanly speaking, it is impossible, but with your dick, all things are possible.” Don't let your human reasoning set the limits for your life. 0113
Reposted by glitchThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2026Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bu… 513437684
Reposted by glitcheaei @tape.bsky.social · 29/06/2024*metallica voice* SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN GRIPPIN MY PENIS TIGHT 0428
Reposted by glitchartificial charisma @dawnvesper.bsky.social · 04/01/2026modding breasts onto an AC character is weird, and tbh it’s ok to do weird shit, but when a more normal person is like “homie that’s hella weird” and your first instinct is to become unglued over it and call them an oppressor for pointing it out, idk, maybe the little freak life isn’t for you 288637
Reposted by glitchChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/01/2026Behold, the guys who were on TV a few weeks ago asking 19-year-old lance corporals to defy their chain of command lmfaoo 852991
Reposted by glitchvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 31/12/2025this is actually a common misconception. SRS is when you get your shit diced up like a mango 2291
glitch @r.osegold.org · 23/12/2025republicans are finally addressing the need for gender neutral bathrooms in dc 010
Reposted by glitchDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I know no one wants to hear "Clinton is innocent of something," but that was the thought I had when the most damning stuff on him to be released by the Trump DOJ was a flight attendant giving him a backrub in public in a possibly jokey way. If there was stuff on Bubba, I think we'd have seen it. 2862
