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Quetzi

@quetzi.bsky.social
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He/they. Chicago.

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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 30/09/2026
every book i read, this fucking dog materializes on the page and explains the words i dont understand to me. i thought books were just like that but no apparently only i can see him
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
if it bleeds you can kill it
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Munkao @munkao.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Killer Kites Possessed by wayward wind spirits, these untethered kites hide in clouds, preying on birds and lone travellers.
Southeast Asian Fantasy: A girl running away from a Wau-type of kite, but morphed into looking pretty demonic, with evil eyes and fangs.
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Cait Coker <<digital brat with an insect mind>> @caitcoker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Emily Wilson, I do love you. (From “Translating The Odyssey” in Crossing the Wine-Dark Sea.)
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Quetzi @quetzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably my favorite game of last year, check this one out if you haven't. Incited a feverish desire to take the sort of road trip I haven't done for like fifteen years again.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Gentlemonster @FURPOC @gentlemonster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m so invested in the wellbeing of the family of coyotes currently inhabiting Graceland Cemetery
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sopranos meme about the creation of fugazi
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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eric @hiver.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
a small comic about my job
A four panel comic:
1. A drawing of a person using a screwdriver on a flat surface in front of them. A wrench and a bottle of some kind of liquid are nearby. Some text reads: “My day job involves operating and maintaining a big machine. I keep things cleaned, calibrated, lubricated.”

2. “My boss always refers to the machine as my mistress, and I always politely laugh.”
The same person lying on the ground, reaching into the machine, tools on the ground next to them. A speech bubble from out of frame reads ‘how’s the mistress?’ as the person replies ‘good! Ha ha’

3. “Honestly, I do wonder if he’s using ‘mistress’ to imply infidelity or dominance.”
The person is standing in front of the machine with their to us, reaching down for a power button as they say ‘okay, now let’s get you warmed up.’

4. “But either way, I’m sure I’ve given it more thought than he has.”
A close-up of the hand reaching for the power button, middle finger slightly extended towards us, posed the way one might if they were fingering someone (hopefully this is comes across in the drawings lmao)
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Quetzi @quetzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But Doctor...
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They do NOT make prayer books like they used to
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Quetzi @quetzi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hello, I'm: The Atlantic Ocean Pneumonia The Pacific Ocean
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a young man in a sleeveless shirt sits in a cluttered room, saying "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." Second, a group of friends gather around a table, one explaining "Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history." Third, the same group listens as another person adds, "Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988."
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 09/08/2026
i think they should remake the john wick movies periodically, not for any crass reason but just because i think that should be a role great thespians get to play now and then like hamlet. throw themselves down some stairs, do some silent frowning, prove themselves.
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Lett @lettuces.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, post a knight>:) 🖤🖤🖤
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fake Connecticut Town Names: Cringeport White Haven Damnford Teen Witch (pronounced "tennitch") New Canaan
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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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Sophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"TikTok is just AI slop, teenagers dancing, and political misinformation" SKILL ISSUE. MY TikTok feed is 100% the guy structuring an elephant puppet around a toddler carrier and using it to invade Italy via Hannibal Barca's 218BC route through the Alps. vm.tiktok.com/ZN8JcuTJd/
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man
As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Please enjoy these very normal ice cream cones
Totally chill and normal ice cream conesA bunch of equally normal ice creams
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Quetzi @quetzi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's fucked up to not begin with an invocation to the Muse
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
screenshot of the guy from the end of blair witch standing in the corner, with a box next to him saying Corner time is humbling and thought provoking
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 22/07/2026
the nostalgia diner industry should have aged past the 50s. I should be able to go to an era-accurate 90s diner, served a room temp Fruitopia by staff in babydoll dresses, there should be a Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition machine against the wall. They could sell Desert Storm trading cards.
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The inimitable, sublime Louise Glück:
TELEMACHUS DETACHMENT
When I was a child looking at my parents' lives, you know what I thought? I thought heartbreaking. Now I think heartbreaking, but also insane. Also very funny.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/07/2026
Visualized.
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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 11/07/2026
Girl are you my old enemy Fortunato because you are bricked up in the basement
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are SO back
a photograph of a person holding two wooden stools. the seats of the stools are "hilarious[ly ergonomic" per the Etsy listing. the stool seat on the left has, carved in relief, labia majora prints between two legs. the stool is designed the same, but rather than labia majora, it's testicles.
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/09/2025
Redacted Shakespeare for the concentration addled youth of today.

"Shall I compare thee to a Summers day?
Thou art
hot"

The rest is blocked out.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The sort of thing you get offered by a guy in a Hold Steady song
Description on a retail display that says CLEAN CANDY FROM OMAHA
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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PraiseTheSun🌅 @praisethe-sun.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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medieval marginalia @medievalmarginalia.com · 11/06/2026
god, I love browsing the internet
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whatevernevermind @whatevernevermind.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🌿🌱🌿
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Avery Alder, Buried Without Ceremony @lackingceremony.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This pride, let's get a bit more granular about what we mean when we say Be Gay, Do Crimes. Bottoms, you should be cyberbullying, committing credit card fraud, shoplifting, and carrying drugs. If you're switch, side, or vers, you need to hop turnstiles, vandalize, and do the occasional arson.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
every little thing she does is magritt everything she do is not une pipe
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๓๏๓๏ @transfeminazgul.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride
it's voldo
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Quetzi @quetzi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The Mortal Kombat song but instead of saying the names of fighters it just says the signs of the zodiac
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