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Mistress Divinity

@queenofautism.myatproto.social
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My teen says I'm a theologist. Pfp: fat white woman with glasses looking up to the left. she has brown eyes and light brown hair. Banner: all caps text that says marie caution divinity she/her

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
Selfie train. Repost this and show us a moment when you felt gorgeous.
selfie of a fat white woman in pink light wearing a sequin halter jumpsuit. Its me and my lashes look amazing. my
Lipstick is red. my hair is shoulder length with a rhinestone headband.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
here's your bowl
a white corelle bowl with cheesy grits and on top is shrimp and onion, garlic, tomato, green bell pepper, garlic
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
this isn't even all my pyrex.
a white corner cabinet display shelf with a my little pont, a willowcreek figure, a tiny anvil, a small cermaic pink rose, a piece of drift wood, a purple short swing vase, a small pink gooseberry cinderella pyrex bowl, and a set of turquoise and white amish butterprint pyrex bowls and casserole dishes  a butterfly gold pyrex bowl next to a golden hen clay statue  On the shelf below them is a set of primary pyrex bowls and a golden branch pyrex dish wth lid cabinet top display from left to right: spring blossom crazy daisy cinderella pyrex bowl, moon and stars gold glass canister, pyrex horizon blue mixing bowls, pyrex horizon blue casserole dishes, a crown royal bottle with a sticker of me circa 2001 on it 

shelf below: pyrex spring blossom crazy daisy casserole dish with lid, pyrex horizon blue fridge and casserole dish, pyrex town and country casserole rounds, and a pyrex big bertha casserole dish in old orchardtwo terra cotta pattern pyrex casserole dishes
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
if no one noticed, why did i receive this text?
Wed, Oct 14
Rob the gem got suspended?
3:12 PM
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
The 2010 Austin suicide attack occurred on February 18, 2010, when Andrew Joseph Stack III deliberately crashed his single-engine Piper Dakota plane into Building I of the Echelon office complex in Austin, Texas, United States,
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
cupcake missed you
small black short haired dog with comical big ears and large brown eyes laying on an elephant print pillow. she has brown marking on her face including little brown dots for eyebrows. She's getting white whiskers on her snout. She's looking up to the right.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
ugh these ones branded Y2K do indeed look more like my prom shoes from the year 2000. but not quite. mine had a cute little ankle strap. they were mudd brand. i loved them. i regularly wore them with my favorite pair of jeans in my life, my mudd jeans.
black wedge platforms with a wide strap over the foot.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
LOOK AT THEM
a low platform/wedge in black with a wide black band across the foot. very 1990s
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
i was looking for sexy shoes but i've decided to pivot into dressing like a circus instead. the whole circus. tent for shoes, elephant for hat, etc etc
a pair of red and white striped boots that only go past the ankle. They have a triangle of red pointing down on the side and a red and white bow on the front. they play tricks on my eyes when i look at them too long.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
post a picture you took to add some calm to the timeline
a rainbow, pale against dark gray clouds, below which the sky is blue and white clouds in the background. a tree in the lower right corner.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
another little series for crew gifts.
a set of four 3 inch x 3 inch stained glass pieces. each is meant to be a pint glass with a light blue drink inside. going from left to right the light blue is replaced by clear as if the drink is being drunk.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
these people have high expectations of their wifi
Please enjoy the WIFI while here!
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
official presby rev answer
Sent text: are only baptized people supposed to get communion?
WAIT! do presbys baptize?

Received reply: 
Random questions. We do not believe that only baptized people can receive
communion. (Used to in our history but not currently.) And, yes, we baptize. 😂
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
my face when i read your post, you know which one
very close up selfie of a white woman's face. her mouth is open and her eyebrows are raised over her brown eyes making her look surprised
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
trying to send this man sexy pics and all he cares about is my health
a screenshot of a sent picture of pink white flesh and the received reply says Are you wearing sunscreen young lady?
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
acab includes this seagull
seagull on a no swimming sign in the gulf of mexico
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
does this light make me look blue?
Blue lit selfie of a fat white woman with glasses
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
i only took pictures of two slides.
a slide of a PowerPoint for the muppet Animal, with a picture of him drumming and the following text: 

Drummer
He has rhythm, he has strong hands, and he knows when to stay on beat (not speed the fuck up)

Uninhibited
You know his list of hard limits is short, and he's already got handcuffs on

Transparent
We stan an unfiltered king, even if the root cause is that he's not the brightest.
Here for the himbo of it all

Emotionally Available
There's no universe where he's leaving you on read unless he accidentally destroyed his phonea power point slide with a picture of Kermit and the following text 

Kermit
Uptight
No patience for shenanigans?
Take your boring ass home, frog

Skips Leg Day
I know it's shallow, but
IDGAF

Avoidant
The gaps in communication are why he always has to introduce himself
again

Fuckboy Energy
How long did he drag Miss Piggy through situationship hell?
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
literally in my calendar
dark mode calendar shows i have nothing going on Nov 6 except bsky cheesecake day
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
do you like eating food at the same time as a bunch of other people? it's BYOC so no one will even know if you just eat a piece of cheese the size of a cake! unless you share pics! anyway, here's your official invite to the next baby cheesecake day that might even have correct time zones this time!
a picture of cheesecake with blue handwriting that says y'all are all invited to bsky cheesecake day!

November 6*
7 pm est
6 pm cst
5 pm mst
4 pm pst

* November 7 11 am for bee
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
my fave texts to receive
OMG ALSO
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
I CAN SHOW YOU THIS NOW.
a stained glass piece of a five petal yellow star shaped flower on the upper left and a pale lavender cone flower on the lower right. The background glass is a gorgeous green with streaks of browns throughout. A white womans hand is holding it from a hanger. a reversed sketch of a stained glass piece pictured in the other picture. This is white paper with pencil and the flowers are labeled purple coneflower and fringed loosestrife. A white womans hand is holding the page.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
i picked two flowers from your field!
a rough sketch of a stained glass piece in pencil on white paper. On the left is a floral shape that says purple coneflower on the right is a five pointed flower shape labeled fringed loosestrife.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
Black background. Says H i with pink on the right and top of the pale peach letters
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
like this
Hi is very sloppily written in white and then there are hot pink lines to the lefts and bottoms of the H and i
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
here's a letter i wrote mr. d in 2006
would you still love me if i had no boobs and a big hole where my butt was supposed to be?
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
✨this is 44✨
selfie of a fat white woman with glasses and brown eyes and multicolored hair. she's wearing a black shirt that's says it's my birthday I'm ✨trash✨
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
69 Big Cabin

more context: a cropped digital display with a sign for Highway 69 and the words Big Cabin
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
10 crew gifts done
10 roughly 3 inch by 3 inch stained glass pieces arranged in rows. The top row has two pieces: two dark blue lines with a top section that looks like clouds mottled white with blue; a close up of a yellow duck with orange beak and silver eye. The second row is 3 boats made of a white top and a mirrored blue base over a dark blue sea and an aqua sky. The bottom row is five pieces that each contain a mottled white and light blue sky with an aqua and dark blue sea. As the pieces go from left to right, the aqua portion grows as a wave over the darker blue piece.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
my dad drew my official birth announcement
Oct 4, 1982. It's here yall and it's a girl... Marie

accompanied by a cartoon drawing of a stork with dark eyebrows in a cowboy hat, vest, and boots, standing between two cactuses (at the base of one is a cow skull). on his beak is hanging a pink bundle containing a fat peach baby.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
i have no idea why i took this but i'm very cute.
selfie of a fat white woman wearing glasses. Her hair is light brown at the roots and bleached at the tips with some pale colors in it. Her eyes are brown hazel and looking to the left. Her glasses have glitter!!! She has a shiny flower nose ring in her right nostril (on the left). She has a widows peak. Her t shirt is gray with some soft of colorful logo out of frame. She's sitting on a brown couch. She's slightly smiling and looks mischievous.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
ME TOO lmao
@aaron.bsky.team
User Blocking You
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
perfect fall weather
FEELS LIKE
78°
Wind is making it feel cooler.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
back on my bullshit ( @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social @jamestalarico.bsky.social )
dear James, Sept 28, 2026
While i have not written in several days, i have been praying for you. I learned this past week that someone who works at a clinic i go to has a trans sibling. This person is disappointed in you too. Also my non binary child got a text that said "James talarico is for they/them." It was an "attack ad" text, except that our response was "i WISH James talarico was for they/them," because that would mean you were for my child. They are a registered Texan voter.

A month ago, you told Maddow "i don't believe we win by selling people out." I agree with you completely on that. Trans Texans and the people who love them won't vote for you unless you stand by them.

1 John 4:8: whoever does not love does not know God, for God is love

Good luck finding your spine and your way back to god.

In prayer,

Marie
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Jack from Jack in the bow featuring behind him at a restaurant Jack in the box. Fun fact, in 2001 in Waco Texas there was a Jack in the box where if a certain guy was working, you could just get your blunt at the drive thru.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
hmmm. i did it more rounded so I wouldn't have to cut more pieces and idk if i like it or not. plus i might like it different with a came frame!
small 2.5 x 3 inch stained glass piece. The edges are foiled but not soldered because they'll be covered by silver tone came. a white womans hand with glittery blue nails hold the piece in the upper left corner. the piece is an aqua sky and a dark blue sea and maybe a ship shape made of a rounded opaque white glass over a pointed mirrored blue piece.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
switching it up.
a white piece of glass and a blue mirrored piece of glass in maybe a simple ship shape in a tacked on frame on a corkboard
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
i mostly finished* 3 more. here's all 6 so far. * when my came gets here they'll all have rigid silver toned edges like the first one
six small stained glass pieces roughly 3 inches by 3 inches on a white counter top in 2 rows of 3. the top left one has a silver toned frame. All six pieces have a mottled white and blue glass as the top third. It is reminiscent of clouds in the sky. The one of the top left has two different strips of dark blue as horizontal chunks across the bottom. The middle top one has an aqua blue then dark blue in strips. The right top one has light blue curving down and dark blue curving up. The bottom ones continue to have a larger aqua one and a smaller dark blue one until it is just a hump on the side.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
caturday again?
small long black short haired dog with brown markings laying on a mat with dead leaves. She has little red dots that look like eyebrows above her big bug brown eyes. she looks forlorn.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
let's tie this up pretty with a bow. a week ago mr. d and i were chatting about people we'd dated (etc) and i was like wait, didn't you hook up with this woman? he said yeah and we talked about how afterwards she pretended it didn't happen. so i texted her. she has not replied. she probably won't.
Sunday 8:14 PM
REDACTED and i were talking
yesterday about past
relationships and hook ups and crushes and whatnot and it occurred to me that your whole thing about not being
supportive enough might've been because you didn't think i knew that y'all had made out etc and i definitely knew that before we even invited you to the wedding. So you're really and truly absolved over whatever you think wasn't supportive enough.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
a Cathy cartoon where she's sitting at a table holding a phone thinking AACK! But Jerry's face is pasted over hers.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
Eleanor from the good place telling Chidi no! You're not getting it and my thing is different so shut up.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
3 mostly done
a small unfinished 3x3 piece of stained glass. it is unfinished because it needs a came frame. The top piece across is a mottled light blue and white. the middle piece is thin but thicker on the right. The bottom piece is a dark blue and curved on from the thicker left side. A white womans glittery blue nail is holding it as the corner.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
the second one is mostly done. my new came won't get here until tuesday, and at that point i'll frame the edges like the other one. this sky glass is so incredible. i like the colors for the sea better but want more movement in the next one.
a 3x3 stained glass piece of three strips of glass. the top half is a mottled blue and white that shows the light behind it as orange. the middle is a thin strip of aqua glass. the bottom third is a dark blue. a white womans hand is holding it in the bottom right corner. there are gaps on the sides and the edges aren't all straight but that will be covered by a came frame.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
hi. i'm a texan voter and the mom of a non-binary texan voter. i don't want anyone's head on a pike, but if talarico wants my vote, i want an apology to trans texans for talarico's statements like the following.
"I missed the mark on some of my past statements, I'll be the first to admit it," Talarico said. "What I meant is there are two sexes and there's a small percentage of people with genetic abnormalities.
Obviously I didn't say it correctly. There are not six sexes, there are two."
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
first sky meeting sea done. I want more movement in the next sea and i think i might swap one of the dark blues for a different blue that is more different and not just a different texture of the same color.
3 thick strips of colored glass for stained glass. 2 are blues very similar to each other. The 3rd is a mottled pale blue and white. They are sitting on a cork board that has a 3 inch square tacked aluminum frame on it. This is all on a counter top and a piece of paper and a roll of solder are partially in the frame. a 3x3 finished stained glass piece in a came frame. The top piece is a little blue and white glass that takes up half the piece. The bottom two are very similar blues with different textures. It is meant to be reminiscent of the sky meeting the sea on the open ocean. A white womans hand holds the piece, mostly out of the frame.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
back on my bullshit
A half moon shaped bright yellow omelet (only folded in half, not in thirds) on a spring blossom crazy daisy corelle plate. a small edge of pepperoni is poking out of the omelet and a fork is on the side of the plate, but mostly out of frame.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
the military fucks you up.
In 2023, 6,398 Veterans died by suicide, which was 44 fewer deaths than in
2022. According to the report, the 2023 total was lower than 14 of the previous 15 years, which reflects recent momentum in suicide prevention
efforts.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
answers vary tho so idk. it's like how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
PreviousPromise7231 • 327d
254,011.7272.
0.25g is one about one waffer. An average middle eastern man as far back as I could go was 135-150, so I said 140lbs. Converted to kg, so around 63.5.
Converted to grams to be about 63,502.9318 then multiplied by 0.25 and got 254,011.7272.Neo-Noir • 8y
I just did this and then looked to see if someone had asked the question. My math differs a bit from u/ BlueAkhas so I'm going to post it anyway.
The communion wafer is a dry product, so I used the dry weight of a Jesus, rather than the full weight.
Exacts weight isn't known but by all accounts Jesus was a skinny dude so using current 70 kg/ 154lbs as a base seems safe! The body of an adult male is is roughly 60% water by weight?
, and we could
assume a divine body would be similar as we have no measurements of divine variation - so 28 kg of dry Jesus would be accurate enough."
A typical mass-produced communion wafer weighs in at about 0.25g3 - so you need to eat 112,000 wafers to consume one dry weight Jesus.
So assuming you attend mass twice on Sunday and take communion every time (so .5g consumed a week) we can say 1,076 years, and you'll finish it off a couple weeks into that year. (.92 remaining).
If you want whole weight, you'll need to add ~42L communion wine.
1 - Average weight of a human
2 - Percentage of human body is water
3 - one wafer weighs 0.2265 grams, so simplified
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
this made me fr lol
User was blocked for this bot post:

Will Stancil isn't going to fuck you

Someone has quoted this and aufdiewelle.bsky.social replied:

He doesn't know what I'm capable of


Than came back five minutes later to reply to themself: sorry. That sounded violent  i meant sexually
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